words in movies
(We see Ross through the window and he acts like a swimmer that gets attacked by a shark, picture one of the many, many, many Jaws movies they made and you get the idea.)
Joey: I ended up at Ross's place. Oh, I musta missed counted or something. (Looks out the window.) Damn! She's not there anymore. Oh, l-l-look, Ross is doing his 'Watching TV' bit. (We see Ross sitting on the couch and flipping through the channels on his remote.)
(It's only when the camera cuts to Ross's apartment that we see that the TV is turned off and Ross is indeed doing a bit. He then tries to hide his smirk.)
Rachel: Ugh, it was horrible! And-and the interview part went so well, y'know? I even made him laugh. He said something about a boat and I was like, "Well, yeah! If you've got enough life jackets!" (She starts laughing; Chandler and Joey are not amused.) Trust me, it was actually, it was very funny. Anyway, so we were saying good-bye and ugh!
Rachel: (We see a flashback as Rachel describes what happened.) All right, we were shaking hands and he kinda leaned toward me Y'know maybe he was going to open the door, but I totally miss read him and I uhhh (The flashback shows that she kissed him on the cheek.)
Phoebe: Oh we can't, we already have plans.
Phoebe: Well, same thing we did all day, hang out at Gary's apartment. He is so amazing, we never left the bedroom. But have fun at the movie.
Phoebe: You're not? Then why did you ask us if we wanted to go?
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Monica: Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
Monica: 'Cause, Gary and Phoebe think they're a hotter couple than we are!
Chandler: Monica, you have got to stop this competitive thing! Okay? It's crazy. {Finally! The voice of reason.} I mean, just impress Gary and Phoebe we have to go upstairs and have sex over and over and I'm saying no to this, why? Get your coat.
[Scene: The lobby in Ross's building, we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, "Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!" and it's signed, Joey 629-9*** (The last couple of numbers have been ripped off). Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail.]
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
Monica: We are the hottest! Huh? No one is hotter than we are! You're the best.
Monica: You better believe he's tired, after the day we had! If you know what I mean. You know what I mean?
Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Phoebe: We did! We violated Section 12 Paragraph 7 of the criminal code!
Monica: Come on, we can't let them win!
Chandler: Ugh, we have already proved that we are hot! Okay? So why-why are you getting so obsessed about this thing?!
Monica: Wasn't it a lot more exciting when we were y'know all over each other all the time?
Chandler: Yeah that was great. That was really great! But to tell you the truth, I'm more excited about where we are right now.
Chandler: Little?! You freaked out big time! Okay? And I fixed it! We have switched places! I am the relationship and king and you are the crazy, irrational screw up! (Does a dance of joy.) (Monica glares at him.) And now we're back.
(We see through the big window from the outside and see that Monica and Rachel have pictures of their faces pasted onto cardboard cutouts of Pamela Anderson and Yasmine Bleeth wearing their Baywatch swimsuits.)
Tape: We will now count from one to five. Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq.
Joey: No, no, no, I'm telling ya. Imagine yourself living in a supermarket and you will understand okay? So the question is, what do we do?
Monica: Im with you Chandler! I mean I cant have sex with a sick person either, thats disgusting! But Im not sick! Let me prove it to you. We are two healthy people in the pribe of libe.
CHANDLER: [Joey grabs a frying pan] Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
RACHEL: What? Come on, you do what you want to do. Do we always have to do everything together?
Monica: Well, because every time we do, you make jokes about swinging and scare them away.
Chandler: Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.
Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
Monica: Look Rach, we have to move. I mean if they had lost, we wouldve made them get rid of the birds. Right?
Monica: (also hugs the wall) Yeah, we had a great time, thank you! (walks to Phoebe)
Monica: Okay well, then well both do it today and hell just have to deal with it!
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Chandler: Y'know, I, I really dont think we need a canoe.
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
Chandler: Well, you can understand, given how we started.
Joey: We dont need that wizard guy. We hit a couple of clubs, talked to some strangers, and uh, after this, well head down to the docks and see about that boat thing.
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
All: Yeah! We promise! We'll be good!
Ross: No! No! It would be weird if we were still in that place, I mean are you still in that place?
Chandler: Here we go! Here we go!
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
Charlie: But maybe we can have dinner later? On the balcony? Will be romantic.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Chandler: We cant do that thats insane. I mean A he could wake up and B yknow, lets go for it.
Joey: Rach, its, its ah, its not that we dont want to, really. (quietly) Are we talking models in their underwear?
MONICA: I don't know what to say.� We shouldn't have lied to you.
(We hear some knocking coming from the ceiling.)
Rachel: Uh Pheebs, we just actually kinda wanted to be alone.
PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we don't invite her parents.
Rachel: Well of course we will help you decide! We will do anything we can to help you! Now, I would like to make a toast, to the future Mrs. Chandler Bing (A woman at the table behind them overhears Chandlers name and starts listening closer), my best friend, and truly one of the nicest people that
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
Phoebe: "No time for losers, 'cause we are the champions of the world...!" Thank you!
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Rachel: Yeah, we wanted to throw you a big surprise and a great shower, and now you dont have either.
Guru Saj: We appear to have angered it.
Chandler: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Phoebe: Okay, what is this? A stupid contest? Because we got a winner here! (Points at Ross.)
Monica: What if it's new? I mean, we agreed not to talk again, unless we had something really important to say. Shouldn't I call him back?
Ross: (runs out of cards) We need more cards.
RACH: Right, you, you only had a year. We only hung out every night.
Monica: No! We only mess around at his place!
Chandler: And we just sit here. I mean if I die the only way people would even know I was here, would be by the ass print on this chair! Look, we have to do something. Okay? Something huge!
ROSS: You know what, this is ridiculous, ok. This is your birthday, this is your party. I say we just put 'em all together and if they can't deal with it, who cares.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Rachel: Well were gonna miss you around here.
[And with that, we go into another set of clips, this time from Rachels point of view.]
Rachel: Okay, see, see, you guys, what if we don't get magic beans? I mean, what if all we've got are.. beans?
Joey: Just what needs to be done! Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join this man and this woman
Monica: Hes not gonna say anything, because were not gonna tell him.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Chandler: Yes! Remember? Right before we cut the cake, I went up to you and I said
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
Rachel: (in triumph) I got a touchdown! We did it!!
Ross: Im sorry, but we have to have some boundaries! My God, Im dying.
Chandler: Yes, yes, we had the sex.
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Ross: Yes, yes, fine, that is my penis. Can we be grown-ups now?
Chandler: No. We were in the middle of sex and you fell asleep.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Ross: Yes, we have something we have to get to.
Phoebe: After he passed out, we put the sand around him to keep him warm.
Ross: Wow! It looks like we got a lot of good stuff.
Ross: Good! Me neither! So its not a problem. Were just two friends who happen to be roommates.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Mans Voice: Were still rolling!
Joey: All right, so we should go catch our movie.
Joey: Hey! Youre here! Great! Great! Great! Lets get going buddy, weve got a scene to shoot!
Conan: Well be right back with more Friends, less me.
Monica: No, no! We should divide them up (picks up the bowl) and I should get extra because we used my card to buy them!
Chandler: Do we pay for this?
Joey: I'm glad we had this little talk.
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Chandler: Hey honey, you got the kind with the little girl, you said we were gonna to get the kind with the baby.
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Frank: Why would we be freaked?
Monica: Ross, we can handle this.
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Monica: Rachel, (they go back inside) say that I'm friends with her, we spend some time together. Is that so terrible?
Ross: Me neither, okay? We are - we're done being stupid.
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Monica: So, we did okay at the strip club, right?
Ross: Do you realise we almost made it ten years without that coming up?
Chandler: (To Joey) We didnt get to the audition. Im gonna take her to coffee and then well do it then.
Ross: Well then a small one!! Listen, lets, we kinda have to get going!
Joey: All right, Jester man, look we wanna see the king.
Joey: Really. And what do you mean you never have fun anymore? You have fun with me, remember that time we saw those strippers and you paid me 50 bucks to eat that book?
Chandler: Yknow what, we have to turn off the porn.
Rachel: Wow, thats great Ross, Im sorry we werent more supportive before.
Chandler: We have free porn here!!!
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.