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Joey: Thats right! Cause Im a Tribbiani! (To Rachel) And this is what we do! I mean we may not be great thinkers or world leaders, we dont read a lot or run very fast, but damnit! We can eat!
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Chandler: Oh hey. Id shake your hand but uh; Im really into the game. Plus, I think itd be better for my ego if we didnt stand right next to each other.
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Yknow, its been a while since weve screamed something. Maybe we should.
Ross: Yeah. It wouldve been good if we had gotten in, but still real fun.
Will: God we were lame back then. Do you remember how into dinosaurs we were?
Rachel: Oh! I do not remember him! Wow! He's really got that sexy, smoldering thing going on. (We see Will angrily staring at Rachel.) Oh my God, hes Look at the way hes just staring at me. I think hes trying to mouth something to me, but I cant make it out. (Will mouths, "I hate you.")
Rachel: Really?! Arent you sweet! I gotta tell you though, I am, I am having the hardest time placing you. Oh-oh hang on! Did we umm, did we fool around at Lance Davis graduation party?
Rachel: What? (Joey starts offering Ross some turkey.) Oh yknow what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!
Will: Oh, it wasnt just me. We had a club!
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Will: You went out with her?! We had a pact!
Will: Well, we did a little more than that.
Will: We started a rumor.
Will: Thats right! We said your parents flipped a coin, decided to raise you as a girl, but you still had a hint of a penis.
Ross: Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.
Monica: Well Joey, were all were all very proud of you.
Chandler: Yes, I believe we can expect a call from the President any moment now.
Phoebe: Is there anything we can do for you?
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Ross: And! We should keep all the stuff uh, we told each other secret from everybody else.
Ross: No Joey! Look why dont, why dont we just let her decide? Okay? Hey-hey, well each go out with her one more time. And-and well see who she likes best.
Joey: I dont believe weve met, Joey Tribbiani.
Ross: (on phone) Thats right, Ryder. Wynona Ryder for six. (listens) Thank you. (hangs up) (to the gang) Yeah, we have the reservations.
Rachel: Okay, that we may be able to do.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.
[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Rosss point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]
Woman On Train: Yes we are. So, coffee?
MONICA: Sandra, I am so sorry, I thought you were Rachel and we just weren't ready for you yet.
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
RACHEL: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
Rachel: I don't know. We were watching TV, and then he pooped in Monica's shoe-
Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?
Joey: Road trip! Yeah, we can rent a car! I just have to be there by Tuesday!
Monica: Yeah, we really do!
Joey: Good, good yeah, (Grabs the bags) maybe while were there, they can check your reflexes. (Joey opens the door and it hits Ross in the face with it.) (Makes quote marks.) "Oops."
Joey: Yeah, we look great together.
Joey: Well just see.
Kori: We weren't but we had one class together. He was such a great guy and he talked so passionately about science. I always remembered him.
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Rachel: Remember when we were in high school together?
Ross: Joey, we just saw it!
Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Paul: Then we agree?
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, well call her an alternate.
Alice: And weve tried everything, weve seen a bunch of doctors.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: We cant do it again.
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on can we finish this later? Cause I wanna go running before it gets dark. Oh! Why don't you come with me?!
Ross: N No! We took a cab too, but I did test runs!
Monica: And yet, were still poking him.
Phoebe: Oh thats a nickname we were trying out.
Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
Joey: Ooh, we could end up with nothing.
Elizabeth: Oh. Well, so we have to hide our relationship from one more person. Big deal. Besides, its kinda fun hiding.
Chandler: Come on! Why are we here?!
ROSS: So don't, I don't see why we have to go to this thing anyway, it's your ex-fiancee's wedding.
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Rachel: Well yknow, we did other stuff too. (Joey and Chandler start to giggle.)
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Alice: Yeah. Y'know we-we talked about just living together, but um, we want to have kids right away.
RACHEL: No.� No, because I know exactly how the conversation's gonna go.� "Hey Ross, you know, I think we had a moment before."
Gunther: Yeah, well see!
Guy: Yeah, we were we were just looking around.
Ross: A bit of a daredevil are we?
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice.
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Ross: We?! We angered it?!
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: No-no, that's okay, apparently there's a new policy where we don't have to share everything with everybody.
Mike: Can we at least try living together? I mean you might change your mind about marriage.
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the boit'sit's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)
Joey: Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? Ive got a really good one! Ive been thinking about it since Kansas.
Chandler: No, we only went out once.
Phoebe: We have good news, look whose back!
Ross: You know what, I think weve had all the bad luck were going to have. (He hugs her.)
Ross: Laugh it up, but the jokes on you. Because we dont need to get divorced, okay? We were just gonna get an annulment.
Monica: Stop it. Stop! Okay let's go. We can be strong.
Mike: Yeah. We have rat babies now.
Monica: And then Chandler was, was really sweet and he consoled me. And well we drank too much
Dr. Long: We are moving along, just slowly. (Rachel lies back and sighs.) Dont worry, youre doing great. Ill be back soon. (Exits.)
Monica: Umm, can we see you ride it?
Joey: Obviously! So, how do we decide?
FRANK: Cool, alright. So maybe, ya know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or somethin'.
Frank: Well, you see, the-the thing is, we-we only got, we kinda have one shot to make it right.
Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.
ROSS: I don't know.� But, you know, we, we have a lot in common, you know.� He plays piano; I played keyboards in college.� He's been divorced; I have some experience in that area.
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Joey: (looks at the time) Wow, hey, we'd better get going. If we don't leave right now, we'll be late for dinner.
Monica: Well just well just let her stay.
Joey: Uh yes, but it was, we just did it once uh, in London.
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Monica: Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel.
Rachel: We did!
Joey: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda like a peace offering.
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Joey: (Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
Joey: Yeah well we should order some food then.
Mark: Are you sure, because we may have something at Louis Vuitton.
Chandler: Well y'know, Monica and I were friends before we started dating. So maybe-maybe that's it?
Monica: (laughs) Well see.
Margha: (coming over) The game is over, we eat now?
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Chandler: But we should take it.
Rachel: But we should move quick.