words in movies
Gary: What do you, what do you think?
Phoebe: So, what movie should we see?
Phoebe: What?! Really?!
Chandler: So, what are you gonna do?
Chandler: I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it would do, y'know? Because I'm a lot less afraid of commitment than I used to be.
Joey: Hey, what time is it?
Joey: What the hell is that?!!
Rachel: Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!
Ross: What?
[Scene: the 5th Precinct, Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment. And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of "Ladies of the night" sitting there. (If you know what I mean.)]
Chandler: Hey ladies! What are you in here for? (Laughs at his joke.)
Gary: Hey Chandler, what are you doing here?
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Chandler: Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!
Ross: now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!
Monica: What?!
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Monica: You have scratches all over you, what happened? (Rachel's arms are covered with scratches.)
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Phoebe: What?!
Phoebe: I really don't want to mess up what we have. I'm justI'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake.
Chandler: What?
Rachel: (she's wearing an oven mitt to protect her hand) I give up you guys, I don't know what I'm going to do with this thing!
Rachel: Well, they said would but they would only give me store credit. I mean, what am I going to do, get a thousand regular cats?
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
(He takes her into one of those typical interrogation rooms you see on TV and in the movies. Which is really appropriate here, since this is a TV show. What are the odds of that?)
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
Woman No. 2: Wow! What an unusual cat!
Woman No. 2: What?!
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Gunther: (To Ross) Hey! So what is this? Some kind of snake or something?
All: What?!
Monica: Oh my God, what would have done if I said yes?
JOEY: What if we have to pee?
Kate: What? So you never went out with an actress before?
Rachel: Oh my God .Whats he gonna do now? I cant watch! (Drags Joey closer to her and cowers into his chest.) Oh. Seriously, how can you watch this? Arent you scared?
ROSS: What?
ROSS: What woman?
Rachel: Okay Joey, first of all Kash Ford is not people. Second of all, what did he say when you told him I was pregnant?
Joey: What, you think I'm gonna tell a girl I like that I'm also seeing a cup?
AMBER: What?
RACH: Did Joey say what he was gonna go when he left?
EDDIE: What was that?
JOEY: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. . .?
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
RACHEL: What? C'mon, talk to me.
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, come on, what. You took his underwear?
Chandler: (holding a pair of furry handcuffs) What the hell is this?
Phoebe: All right, everyone calm down! Everyone calm down! I have something that I would like to say! Who here likes Ross? (Ross is the only one who raises his hand and Phoebe glares at him to put his hand back down.) Of course you don't like him! He-he didn't give you any money, he raised his own hand when I asked, "Who hear likes Ross," and he's wearing two nametags! (He takes one off.) I-I'll be honest with you guys, when I first met Ross I didn't like him at all! But then once I got to know him I saw that he's really sweet and caring and very generous. I mean, all I'm saying is don't judge Ross before you get to know him all right? I mean, I like all you guys now, but when I first meet you y'know Kurt, I thought, y'know abrasive drunk, umm Lola, mind numbingly stupid! And okay, you guys (She turns to an elderly gentleman and a 20 something woman, who're a couple.) (To the girl) Gold-digger, (To the old guy) cradle robbing perv! So, I think you all know what I mean.
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
Joey: That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
ROSS: Oh. And what do you call that?
Phoebe: What time? Maybe we can share a cab!
Chandler: What is going on here?
Monica: You know what? I-I think Ill wait out here.
Phoebe: See, this is exactly what we do not have time for. (She rushes into her room)
Rachel: What the hell was that?!
Joey: This is great, this is great, what else, what else?
Ross: Y'know what? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no divorces in '99!
Chandler: I dont know! What could she possibly be hiding in here that I cant see?!
Phoebe: Wha..? Again with the nature, what are you? Beavers?
Rachel: Honey, what are you doing? Thats too heavy.
Phoebe: Wait, Im-Im sorry. Whats the big deal about a holiday card?
ROSS: What, what's that?
JOEY: What is it?
JOEY: What?
JOEY: So what.
Joey: What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
Ross: Whats her last name?
JOEY: What?
EDDIE: What?
JOEY: What?
PHOE: I... I cannot believe Ross even made this list. What a dinkus.
RACHEL: What was the book?
JOEY: Heh, what d'ya say?
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
PHOEBE: What?
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
JOEY: You have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
JOEY: What?
Joey: (concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?
ROSS: What?
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
CHANDLER: So what happened?
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
RACHEL: What?
Ross: But I'm not! (pause). You know what if you're in the mood for Thai food...
Joey: Well, not so good. She definitely thinks tonight is the night we're gonna... complete the transaction, if you know what I...
The Doctor: What do we got here?
ROSS: What, the word hi?
Chandler: I don't know. That's the thing. I don't know what I want to do. I just know I'm not going to figure it out working there.
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Chandler: (covering) What... did you get me there?
Monica: Whats hard to believe?
Rachel: Well now whats the rush?
Ross: (following them into the kitchen) What are you guys doing?
JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?
Ross: Thanks. (Phoebe gets up to get a refill.) (To Monica) Oh! So for tomorrow, do you want to rent a car and drive down together or what?
Joey: (laughing and turning off the TV) So, what did you guys think?
CHANDLER: What just happened?
Monica: I mean, who knows how long it's gonna take for someone else to give us a baby? What if, what if no one ever picks us?
ROSS: Wha, what?
RACHEL: What?
JOEY: Do what?
RACHEL: Ohh, what is in that?
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
ROSS: What?
Joey: So what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything)
JOEY: That's what it says.
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
Ursula: Yea-huh! Thats what is says on my birth certificate.
RACHEL: For what?
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
RACHEL: What?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Rachel: (startled) Ahh, hi! Hi! Melissa, whats up? Im just uh, about to umm, go out to the store to get some stuff to put in my backpack. Yknow, like dried fruit and granola and stuff. Whats up? (She has put on the backpack.)
Mr. Franklin: What do you think of adding him to our team?
PHOEBE: I don't know what to do with that.
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
Phoebe: Oh yknow whats sadder than this? Bambi. I cried for three days with that movie. No wait two! Because on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that.
Rachel (feeling awkward): So, what do think you wanna order? I'm really excited about that chicken.
Rachel: You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.
Monica: Honey, what is the Bruce Springsteen CD in the Kat Stevens case?
Chandler: See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
MONICA: What?
Chandler: Uh, what about yknow the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.
Ross: I don't think that's what this is.
Phoebe: Would you relax? I know what I am doing. This is how he wears it.
Rachel: Yeah, yknow what? Dont look at it. (Realizes the display is their living room) Seriously, dont look at it. (Tries to pull Phoebe away.)