words in movies
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Conan: For example, I dont have to memorize lines. You guys actually have to remember what to say and you probably forget from time to time. Yes?
Joey: Ha-ha. LookCome on, I dont know what to do or say. (He laughs.)
Joey: Ha-ha, very funny. I dont know what to do! Yknow? Holy crud!
Joey: Ha-ha-ha, very funny. Look, I dont know what to do! (Long pause, as everyone cracks up.)
Matt: What?!
Joey: Pheebs! (He looks down as he goes down the step to make sure he didnt fall again.) Check it out! (He starts laughing when he realized what he did.)
Monica: What are you doing?!
Chandler: What the fu(beep)ck are you doing?!
Matt: Yeah, what did I do?
Joey: I mean what kind of an actor, what kind of an actor cant even say, "Hmm, noodle soup?"
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
Ben: (prompting her) What did we agree?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Phoebe: What do I smell?
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Matt: (noticing the laughter) Why? Whats the matter?
Ross: Excuse me, what?
Ross: Oh the bands ready! And wellI-Iwe gotta do what the band says, right? I dont care about the stinkin band!!
Monica: Oh what are doing?!
(Matt grabs his plate and takes some of whats on Rosss plate.)
Phoebe: What?
Joey: Whoa-whoa, what is it?
Joey: Whats the rush? What?
Rachel: What?! What?!
Chandler: What did I marry into?
Rachel: You're right, I'm sorry. Thank you. Okay, that's what I'm gonna do.
Chandler: What do we use to split it?
Chandler: What equity investments?
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Frannie: (turning around) Monica! What
Phoebe: By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.
Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Ross: And so what if I like to go home, throw on some Kenny G, and take a bath!
Ross: (to Chandler) What are you doing?
Tag: What?
Rachel: What? You don't want me to get a job?
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Hey, you know what, I've never had a one-year anniversary before, so no matter where we go, I'm wearing something fancy pants, and... I'm gonna put on my finest jewelry and we're gonna have sex in a public rest room.
Tag: Like what?
Tag: What contracts?
Tommy: Oh! Oh! The usher must be right! What, with all that training they go through! Get out!! (They start to leave.) Here! (He throws him back his ticket.) (to Ross, calmly) Hey man, you want the aisle?
Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!
Director: Whats going on over here?
Chandler: (startled) What? What? What?
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Rachel: Well, what is the other reason?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-hey-hey! (Motions to Chandler, "Whats going on?") Hi, Paul is it? (Paul nods yes and still hugging Joey.)
Chandler: Do you know what just happened?
Monica: What?! What are you doing?!
Monica: What?!
Ross: So what do you want me to do?
Joey: What are you doing?
Phoebe: What? What happened to the window in the attic?!
Rachel: Hey! Y'know what? Let's talk about relationships!
Ross: What?
Ross: Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Ross: What?
Chandler: Is that what youre thinking about right now?
(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]
Ross: Yes, thats what I was going to ask, thank you.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
Monica: What?
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Monica: What happened to Santa, Holiday Armadillo?
Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, youre just never going to tell her?
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
Janice: (notices Monicas engagement ring) Ohh! What is that on your finger?! Im blind!
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Monica: Whew. Although yknow, this is part of a salt and pepper set. I mean I guess yknow it may just count as a half a present. What do you think?
Monica: Honey, we were at this beautiful place, and I-I-I just put our names down for fun! I mean, whats the harm in that?
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Chandler: All right ladies, heres what were gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandlers the king! Chandlers the king!"
Phoebe: Yeah. What?!
Chandler: Well, I think it's very brave what you said.
Kim: Hey Rachel, what are you doing out here?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh, what do I, what do I do with him?
Phoebe: Hey, whats going on?
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
RACHEL: Well then uh, we better make this night count. [He starts to carry her out.] Oh wait, I forgot to turn off the cappucino machine. [He carries her over to turn it off.] Anchors away. Oh no no, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my purse, my pu rse. [He carries her to the counter to pick up her purse.] Oh, you know what. I forgot to turn off the bathroom light.
Monica: What happened to your teeth.
Lizzie: What? (She opens the envelope Phoebe has given her.) Oh my God, there's really money in here.
Ross: Wait a minute, one box! Come on, Im trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, Im putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Janice: Oh well thats what I thought about my first husband, now Im lucky if my kid gets to spend the weekend with her father and the twins and little Ms. New Boobs.
Ross: What? You forgot fourteen states?
Joey: Like what?
Joey: Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!
Chandler: What?
Mark: Hey, what do you want to drink?
Tag: Whats up?
Rachel: What? Monica, they are cute, they are doctors, (spelling it out in the air for her slow friend) cute doctors, doctors who are cute!
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
Rachel: So now what have we agreed?
Chandler: (closing the box) Yknow what? Forget it! We are just hungry! We have not had lunch! We are just light-headed! So let us go out and have lunch and forget about the cheesecake.
Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)
Joey: Say what?
Amy: Well, I don't need you to help me, because I already know what I'm going to do with my life.
Rachel: Oh yeah, nothing! These are happy tears! This is just what I wanted.
Chandler: Did I? Let's refresh. I believe what I said was that I could see your scalp.
Monica: What is that?
Monica: What?
ROSS: No look I wasn''t right, that's what I came here to tell you. I was totally hung up on, on my own stuff. Listen, I'm someone who needs the whole security thing, ya know. To know exactly where my next paycheck is coming from buy you, you don't need that and that's amazing to me. I could never do what you do Joey.
Phoebe: Okay, what about you? (Points to Karin) Wouldnt you want a date?
Mrs. Geller: What is going on?!
Rachel: Whoa! Wait! Hello! What about me?
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
Joey: Eh, what are you gonna do?
Joey: Like-like what?
Chandler: So, what do you say? Can you get out of work?
Ross: Hey, you know what I just realized? If you guys ever have kids
Cecilia: What?
Amy: You know what? Ever since I got here, you have been nothing but negative.
Ross: Whats the matter?