words in movies
PHOEBE: Not especially. But you know what, I think they had pot in them.
RACHEL: What?
JOEY: C'mon show us what you bought. . . You know you want to.
PHOEBE: Alright, so, what, he's not a famous tree surgeon? And then, I guess, OK, he doesn't live in a hut in Burma where there's no phones?
JOEY: Yeah, I know exactly what she's goin' through.
MONICA: How do you know exactly what she's going through?
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
CHANDLER: Oh, so that's what this is for.
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
PHOEBE: Ahh, toilet seat covers! Is that what you were doing while I was getting gas?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?
Ross: What, that wasnt the great news?
Chandler: What?!
Monica: What is wrong with you?!!!
Ross: What?
Phoebe: Oh, this is it. This whats gonna kill me.
Phoebe: What?!
Joey/Drake: So what about us? Everything we feel for each other.
Chandler: Well, Im so confused as to what weve been doing so far
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Rachel: What?!
Joey: Hey listen, so whens-whens my audition? I mean I know its Thursday, but what time?
Janice: Oh, sure. Now. But what happens when he meets somebody else and gets married?
Ross: What?!
Rachel: (laughs) Well, I mean, are you sure you want to go out with her? I mean that aint a pretty picture in the morning, yknow what I mean. That wig all in disarray, and boobs flung over the night stand, y'know.
ROSS: Oh, I promise, what.
Rachel: Aw what are you?! A detective?
Chandler: What? There was ice there that night with Carol? Plastic seats? Four thousand angry Pittsburgh fans?
Phoebe: What?
Monica: Hey Phoebe! Guess what?
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Rachel: Oh y'know what, we dont have to talk about work. We can talk about anything!
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Monica: Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmothers? Wouldnt they have the recipe?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: Oh-ho, liked what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checkin out the Chan-Chan man!
Monica: What?!
Chandler: Thats what you should say.
Joey: What?
Monica: (entering) Okay, I talked to the guy with the shovel and I found out what happened.
Kathy: (laughs) What about the duck?
(She stares at him and Ross realizes what shes thinking.)
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Monica: What if I asked?
Carol: Like what?
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
Chandler: Whats this?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Ross: What? No-no, a lurker.
Monica: Yknow what? You are right?!
CHANDLER: See what I mean . . . (They kiss.)
Chandler: So, ahh, what kind of powers would Gold Man have?
ROSS: He won't? [remembers what it is] He won't! Because, isn't that, isn't that the, the short story you were writing?
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Ross: Ok, what, what...ok, what did we think it was going to be?
Patron: For what?
Dr. Roger: What people?
Ross: No. No-no. No. What would you do next?
Ross: Yeah see? And you are so excited about moving in together before, and you know what? You should be. It's a big deal!
Phoebe: Oh, come on! I think hes ready to get rid of, what did you call it? The cheap knock-offs and dinosaur junk.
Chandler: What was tonight?
Rachel: Oh what do you know? Virgin!
Rachel/actress: But what choice did I have. He was keeping my sister in a dungeon!
Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.
Rachel: What, so I can't lokk nice? There might be doctors there.
Ross: What?
Joey: Yeah? What did ya have?
Joey: Wha-a how about this: Another table leaves, right? But there�s still some food left on their place, okay, what�s the restaurant�s policy about people eatin� that?
Joey: Oh yeah, I still cant believe you havent seen Cujo. What is wrong with you?
Monica: Very good! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it for anyway?
Monica: What happened to Janine?
Rachel: You know what we should all do? Go see a musical.
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Jack: What?!
Rachel: Oh! Y'know what? You're right! We meet, you flirted and then bamn nine years later you had me!
Monica: What?!
Phoebe: What the hell are you doing?!
Phoebe: Ooh, what do I smell?
Ross: Yeah, what, what was I thinking?
Joey: (hes just picked up their bill) Hey! So, whats with the 20 percent tip? Did I do something wrong?
Ross: Whats up with the greed Joe?
Rachel: So I'm thinking about you. So what?
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Ross: So, um, what do you do for a living?
Joey: All right, you know what? We don't have a choice. It's like I would have said in that sci-fi movie if I'd gotten the part. "Those are our men in there, we have to get them out! Even if I have to sacrifice the most important thing in my life; my time-machine."
Phoebe: What is that?
Phoebe: What else do they add smell too?
Chandler: What?!
Ross: Whats up?
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Yknow whats weird?
Ross: What? No! No, Im not stopping. Im Red Ross!
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
RACHEL: Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?
The Instructor: What?!
Chandler: (To Joey) In a minute? Whats gonna happen in a minute?!
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Kathy: Yeah, I do. Of course, I learned at my aunts dog grooming shop, but hey, what do you say?
Phoebe: Whats a Movement class?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Ross: What time?
Chandler: Bob? Ooh, working here with us? Everyday? Yeah, I dont know if he has what it takes.
Chandler: What is the matter with you ?!?
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
David: I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I just- you decide.
Elizabeth: Yes you did! What was it?
Phoebe: Whats that smell?