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Chandler: Whats the matter honey?
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel and Monica are pretty much telling Chandler what the wedding plans are.]
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Monica: Here you go! What do you think about centerpieces?
Rachel: What?!
Rachel: Now Joey, what did the duck do?!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Whats the big deal? I did it at Monica and Chandlers!
Phoebe: (pause as she considers it) Okay, well Ross, what is this really about?
Phoebe: Okay, I will find someplace else to do the rest of my appointments. I just dont know what the big deal is!
Rachel: Hey Joey, what cha doing?
Joey: Huh. What if I was sweeping a chimney?
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Chandler: What a sweet story.
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
Monica: Anyway, were really excited about our wedding plans, and well I guess pretty soon well be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund. (Chandler and her laugh, but her parents dont.) What?
Monica: What happened? You still have the Monica wedding fund dont you?
Monica: What about when I started dating Chandler?
Rachel: Well what happened at dinner?
Phoebe: (gasps) My God! What did you order?!
Rachel: No, yknow what? Its gonna be okay. I mean you dont have to have this rustic Italian feast. Yknow? And-and you dont need, you dont need this custom-made, empire waisted, duchess, satin gown; you can wear off the rack. (She starts to cry, as does Monica.)
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
Rachel: Well what?! How-how much is it?!
Joey: Oh, yknow what? Its probably just your burnin loins.
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Ross: Hey, yknow what? This is your fault! Youre the one that didnt move his-his appointment.
Joey: Dude, what are you massaging an old man for?
Chandler: Yeah, Im putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then thats what were gonna do.
Monica: Oh, youre so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Rachel: All right! Yknow what? Thats it! You wanna do it?! Lets do it!
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Chandler: What about him?
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Monica: Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.
Monica: What is wrong with this freezer?! (She jabs her arm into the freezer and a piece of ice flies into her eye.) Ow! Ow!!
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: What?
Chandler: Hey! Whats up?
Joey: I know, and only one layer of jam?! What is up with that?
Chandler: Hi sweetie. So, what was with all the whispering?
Phoebe: What happened?
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
Rachel: What is she doing here?
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Chandler: Know what I mean?
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Ross: Y'know what, y'know what, Im-Im not the one that wanted that, that break, okay. Youre the one that bailed on us. Youre the one that, that ran when things got just a little rough!
Pete: Hang on a second. (to the employees) Ill-Ill talk to you in the morning. (turns two of the three off) Im sorry what?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Chandler: So? What? What? Theyre gone! Monicas gonna freak!
Tag: What?
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Phoebe Sr: (entering) Hi! Whats going on?
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Ross: What?! No!
Ross: Like what?
Joey: What?
Ross: Yknow what? I-I-I I-I have had enough of this! Yknow, I-I-I care a great deal about your daughter and I have treated her with nothing but respect! So if-if youve got a problem with me, frankly
Joey: (shocked) What?!
RACHEL: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
Rachel: Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say?
Monica: What?!
Tag: What?
Ross: What are you talking about?
Rachel: (looks at Ross and then at Amy again in disbelief) What?
Monica: I know being spit on is probably not what you need right now. Um... how long?
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Chandler: Whatd you rent?
Phoebe: Oh! Well, if thats what you want
Ross: What happened?!!
Janice: So, do we have the best friends or what?
Chandler: Yeah. Good call, nice one. Hold it!! Hold it! What if me eyes are closed, and, and my hand is out there.... (holds his arm out and pretends to grab something with his hand.)
Chandler: So uh, what did this woman look like?
Monica: What are you doing?
Joey: Hey! Whats going on?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Oh, you're a paleonthologist, too! (pause) Oh, ok, now, what do you think of Ranion's new theory of species' variegation in segmented arthopods?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Ross: Sure, what do you got?
Rachel: What?!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Chandler: What?
Chandler: What?!
Rachel: What? Did her ass explode?!
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Joey: What? Are you referring to my man's bag? At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out! It's got compartments for all your stuff! Your wallet! Your keys! Your address book!
Carol: What do you mean?
Rachel: Why?! What?! Are you kidding?!
Joey: You know what's crazy? These jars. What is it, like two bites in here?
Chandler: Well, if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants. If y'know what I mean.
The Teacher: Are you just repeating what I'm saying?
Phoebe: No, wait, oh, what are we sorry about?
Joey: Hey! Whats up?
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Joey: What?!!
Joey: Man, do you know what guys want!
Phoebe: So Monica, what were you gonna tell us?
Carol: (on phone) Phoebe hang on a second Ross wants to say something. (listens) What? (listens) (to Ross) You slept with someone else?!
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Rachel: What? What are you talking about?! You-you're the one who's been telling me to get over Ross and move on. I'm moving on, and you're moving on with me. Come on, give me one good reason why you don't wanna go.
Erin: Whats wrong?
RACHEL: What did, what did he say?
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Joey: Hey! Its my fashion girls! (They dont react.) Whats wrong?
Erin: What about shut up?
Ross: Yknow what? Shed-shed love this. (Picks up a model of the Saturn V rocket, thats the one that took man to the moon.) Uh, its an exact replica of Apollo 8. I made it in the sixth grade.
Monica: What are we gonna do?
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Ross: Hey-hey, what are those?
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
JOEY: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean.
Phoebe: You guys, what was the Powerball number again?
Ross: (looking astonished) What? NO! I am not going to give them Ben!
Ross: Well sorry, thats what I do on dates.
Chandler: What?
Ross: Okay. (goes over to the counter) (to Chandler) What ah, what is the matter with you? Whats going on?
Ross: What is Monicas biggest pet peeve?
Chandler: Okay. (Pause) You wont believe what Monicas older brother just said to me!
Rachel: What do you mean, you fold? Hey, come on! What is this? I thought that 'once the cards were dealt, I'm not a nice guy.' I mean, what, were you just full of it?
Ross: Yknow what, I dont know how comfortable I am going to see how hot the sex is between some guy and your girlfriend.
Chandler: What is it doing here?
Monica: Don't do what?
All: What?
Joey: All right, well I guess Ill just have to do what I do on dates.
[Scene: The Janitors Closet, Chandler and Monica are trying to figure out what to do now.]