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[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, scene continued from earlier. They both get up and move to the window.]
Monica: No, there is no way! It can not be Ross! (She looks through the window and sees Ross practicing and fumbling around with the pipes.) Unbelievable! Why is your family Scottish?!
[Scene: Chandler's new window office, he is showing Phoebe around.]
(Chandler runs by the window outside, joyous.)
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting on the couch, eating candy. It is raining out. Ross climbs up the fire escape and is knocking on the window.]
Monica: And it could be soon. I mean, think about it: right now, somewhere out there (they go look through the window) our baby could be being conceived.
(Joey enters through the side window and jogs towards the kitchen holding a baseball bat)
MONICA: That is so funny. Let me see that. (throws the ball out the window)
[Scene: The Street, Chandler is carrying Monica past a store window.]
Joey: (grabs the window from the outside and sticks his head in) (whispering) When is she leaving?
[Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
[Scene: A train to Poughkeepsie, Ross is asleep against the window.]
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Rachel: (To Monica) Im okay! Im okay! (She knocks on Mr. Heckles's window.) Mr. Heckles, Mr. Heckles could you help me please?
(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)
[Scene: Rosss, the gang, minus Rachel of course, is there. Chandler is forced to smoke by an open window.]
Ross: Actually, it looks really good. (Turns towards the window and now Phoebe starts jumping to divert his attention.)
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]
Ross: (to the guy in the window seat next to him) Hey! Y'know that teacher who had a baby with her student? (He points at Rachel.)
Joey: (sticking his head out the window) Hey, the fights starting!
(Rachel sits on the window seat, and knocks against it)
[Cut to Rachel staring out of her window.]
Monica: (looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
Joey: (obviously cold) Hey, can you close that window Chandler? My nipples can cut glass over here!
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
[Chandler and Monica are by the window pressuring Ross to tell his parents the truth.]
Ross: Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.)
Joey: No, no! (they all go towards the balcony but they get jammed in the window)
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel and Phoebe are looking at some photos and they're sitting next to the window.]
(Phoebe runs into the kitchen with wet hair, opens the window, and sticks her head outside.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
(Monica and Chandler both look at each other and run over to the window to watch the action in Ross apartment)
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
Rachel: Phoebe! (goes back to the window)
[Cut to later in that episode. Ross is showing his boss his new place and notices something in the window.]
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Phoebe: Well, we were um, sorta invited to go skiing, y'know Rachels sisters cabin. (Chandler goes back to the window to smoke again.)
[All by myself is playing. Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! (Walks to the window) Go away! (Gesturing.) Stop looking in here!
(The others rush to the window for a look.)
Joey: No, in Ross's building! (He throws Rachel onto the chair and heads to the window.) She's back! She's back! (Pantomimes) Okay, wait there, I'll be over in a second. (He counts where she is again.) Got it! (Runs out and does a little hot over a chair.)
Joey: (looks in the window) Hes not really my type.
Chandler: Can somebody else hug him? I have to stay by the window.
Ross: (looking in the window behind them) Yknow, yknow Im lookin and I dont think anyones home here. I say we just break the window, crawl through, and-and yknow explain later.
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's new house. Sitting near the window, they look at the neighborhood.]
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Joey: Leetch spots Messier in the crease- there's the pass! (He kicks it to Ross, but Ross is staring into a shop window.)
PHOEBE: [looking at a water sculpture that looks like a window with rain running down it] Hey, excellent, excellent water-table thing.
(We hear the backup horn of a truck and see through the window that the Mr. Bowmont has arrived.)
(They walk by a Pottery Barn window display.)
(They all stand a moment in silence, staring out of the window.)
[Time lapse, dinner is now finished and Ross is looking out the window.]
Chandler: And then you click it and, uh-oh, she's naked. And then, and then you click it again and she's dressed. She's a business woman, she's walking down the street, she's window shopping, and (clicks pen) whoa-whoa-whoa, sh-she's naked! (Rachel just stares at him.)
[Scene: An airplane cabin, Phoebe has the aisle seat, Chandler the window, and Monica's stuck in that horrible middle seat.]
(Ross goes to the window and opens the curtains revealing that it's raining outside)
(She throws her bag inside, and starts to climb through the window. She gets halfway in and the window slams shut on her butt.)
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. What was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window.)
Rachel: Ahh, yes, I will have a glass of the Merlot and uh, (points to Rosss seat.) he will have a white wine spritzer. Woo! (Looks out the window.) Hey, look at that, the airports moving. (Realizes that thats not how it works.) Hey, are we moving?! Are we moving? Why are we moving? Hey, time-out, umm, yeah, does the captain know that were moving? (Sits back in defeat.) Oh my God. Oh, my gosh.
Monica: (looking out window) Oh, god help us.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, theyre both unpacked. The big ceramic dog has found a new home in front of the window. Joey screams and runs into the living room.]
[Cut to another part of the building. We see Marcel jump in through a window and run down some stairs, then Chandler and Joey come down from the upper floor without noticing.]
PHOEBE: Bye you. [Ryan's cab drives off. As Phoebe is going back in, she sees the Central Perk sign in the window and laughs.]
Monica: Kinda. (She hugs Phoebe and looks out the window. She moves closer to it to get a better look.) Oh my God!
(Rachel slams shut her window and storms into the living room, where Joey and Monica are eating breakfast.)
RYAN: Hey baby, I'm back... [Phoebe is sitting by the window in a veil.]
[Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica playfully pushes him. They start puching and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.]
Joey: I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.
ROSS: Hey, Joey. You wanna open the window?
Chandler: When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Phoebe: Gosh. Im not gonna let that man make you eat your baby. (They both sit down by the rest of the gang and Phoebe recognizes a man by the window.) Oh. Hey! Who is that guy? I think I know him.
PHOE: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look.
(Ross turns around and sees Rachel sitting by the window. She is just glaring at him.)
(They all run over to the window.)
(They all run over to the window.)
Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!
Ross: Okay, remember, we were young. Hey, Spring break, sophomore year, I got high in my bedroom and my parents walked in and smelled it and so I told them that you had gotten stoned and jumped out the window.
Monica: (notices something in the window) Oh wait! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Lauren: (at the window, shes looking down out of the window) What do you got down there, Vic? What do you got under that tarp?
(They all look at the window, grossed out, then flinch in pain.)
Joey: (checks in the window to make sure it has them) Its got em!
JOEY: Phoebs, he's just a little dog. [turns back to the car window and the dog is halfway through it.] Ahhh.
Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
[Back in front of the nursery window.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is next to the bay window again, Mark has left.]
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Jake: (yelling through the window to Phoebe) I miss you already!!
Joey: Well, we got plenty of space! There-there's still some over there (Points to where the window is but sees that there isn't any space there and points towards his door.) by-by that speaker. Please, just stay!
(They all run to the window.)
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
[Rachel closes the drapes over the window, goes into her bedroom and closes the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the window waving at Ross.]
Ross: (He notices something through the window.) No! No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Joey: Oh Rachel look, don't say that, I think you just need a hug from Joey. Come on. Come on. (She hugs him and Joey looks out the window.) She's back! Hot girl's back!
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, Phoebe is breaking in through a window.]
Joey: (says hi to his grandma) Look! Oh! (Pointing out the window.) Is that the Pope?! (Chandler and his grandma turn to look and Joey slips a tape into the VCR.)
Chandler: (walks away from window) OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.
Rachel: Look at that guy by the window, wow!