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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Joey: Well, no not yet. But the audition went really good.
Phoebe: Y'know, if you want, you can call her machine, and if she has a lot of beeps, that means she probably didn't get her messages yet.
MONICA: No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
Rachel: But your divorce isn't even final yet.
(They turn back around to see the baby Monica's carrying, but then they realise what the surprise is. Ross, Mike, Phoebe and Rachel gasp and stare at Chandler and his baby. Joey hasn't figured it out yet.)
Ross: Yeah I-I dont-I dont think Im quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.
Rachel: Joey, just ignore the boats all right? Were not finished with the lesson yet.
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
(The sitcom begins with its familiar refrain, yet with a Latin lilt. Rachel and Monica do a little dance with their chopsticks, and Phoebe has to grin as Ross joins in the rhythm.)
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
ROSS: I don't believe this. I miss, I miss the first time of everything. I missed, what, the first time he rolled over, the first time he crawled. What else did I miss? Has he spoken yet, is he driving, does he have a favorite liquour?
Katie: You're so sweet! (Punches Rachel yet again.)
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Monica: (startled) Ahh! Arent you dressed yet?
Monica: Have you found your dress yet?
A Waiter in Drag: (to Chandler and Monica) Has someone taken your order yet?
Joey: Oh well, its not on TV yet.
The Dry Cleaner: Well, then its not on the wall yet.
Ross: You haven't by any chance chosen a groomsman yet, have you?
Waiter: I know! I havent even read them the specials yet!
Rachel: Yeah honey, Im standing right there! Why didnt you just tell him about the mole I havent got checked yet.
Joey: I dont know! (All excited) I havent totally decided how to talk on my boat yet.
Monica: And yet, here we are doing it again.
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
ROSS: Oh look, I can't believe this. Look, homo-habilus hasn't even learned how to use tools yet and they've got him here wi, with clay pots. Why don't, why don't they just give him a microwave? I'm sorry, I'm sorry this is taking so long, ya know, I, I, it's just it's longer than I expected, we will have dinner.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Phoebe: Nope, not knocked up yet.
Phoebe: Not yet, no. (Drops his hand and moves back.)
[Time lapse, Monica and Chandler have changed rooms yet again.]
Rachel: (hugging him) So did you read your evaluation yet?
Rachel: Pheebs, I can't believe he hasn't kissed you yet. I mean God, by my sixth date with Paolo, I mean he had already named both my breasts! ...Ooh. Did I just share too much?
Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
Phoebe: Wow. So, okay, maybe that means that, youre not over Ross yet and you have issues with your father.
Monica: I'm sure everything's fine. Has her water broke yet?
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, did you do it yet?
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Janice: No, it isn't, because you won't let that happen. Don't you know it yet? You love me, Chandler Bing.
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Phoebe: Oh we do, but not just yet.
Chandler: Right. So uh, have you written yours yet?
Ross: Oh and you know what, it will be even better tomorrow, because I won't be constantly interrupted by Joey checking to see if they put chocolates on my pillow yet. (Someone knocks on the door, Ross goes to open and it's Joey, Rachel and Chandler).
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
Rachel: Not yet.
Phoebe: So, how are things going with crazy? Has she cooked your rabbit yet?
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
CHANDLER: Damn. My mail order grandfather hasn't come yet.
Rachel: Yeah, me neither. Yet
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Phoebe: Congratulations! I didnt want to say anything in front of Joey cause I didnt know if he knew yet.
Ross: And yet somehow its true!
Rachel: No, not yet.
Chandler: So, do you know what youre gonna call her yet?
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Mike: Oh, you haven't picked yet. Oh good, 'cause I had an idea. I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog. Chappy.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
ROSS: No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
Chandler: Hey! Do we have a baby name yet?
Monica: Okay. (They walk away to get some privacy.) We have got to beat them! {Here we go yet again.}
Chandler: Okay and he hasnt proposed yet because she has no ring on her finger.
Colleen: I'll go get him in a second. By the way, you should know we haven't told him he's adopted yet.
Mrs. Green: Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would just split her focus.
[Scene: The Western front during World War I, Phoebe, in yet another past life, is once again a nurse tending to yet another dying soldier. But this time she's doing it with a French accent.]
Ross: The chocolates aren't here yet.
Chandler: Okay Ross has the cameras, has he checked out yet?
Monica: Is Amanda here yet?
Ross: (Enters) Oh good, you haven't left yet.
Ross: Oh, I thought you guys had just been on like four dates, I didnt realise that had become anything, yet.
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Chandler: No, not yet.
Phoebe: Have you two, you know... like... you know... you know... yet?
Joey: Oh! Any word on casting yet?
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Joey: (yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! Were dying out here!
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Phoebe: Yeah, but remember you said you ordered something special, and it just hasn't come yet?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
Ross: Well I I havent actually told her yet. I dont want to scare her off, yknow?
Phoebe: Hey, does Monica know about her broken plates yet?
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Phoebe: Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?
Rachel: And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!
Ross: No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?
Joey: I still havent gotten a check for your half yet.
Phoebe: So youre not homesick yet?
Chandler: No! No! I dont want him to know were yet! Im not sure Im ready for that. And besides hes not gonna be too happy to see me either.
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Rachel: (she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, theyre brining in yet another woman.]