words in movies
Rachel: Oh, youre welcome a million.
Bonnie: (getting up and leaving) (to Ross) Okay, Ill see you in our room.
Rachel: Well, cant you tell her that you are not in the mood?
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Ross: Whoa-oh, okay! Yeah, why am I telling you that?
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Phoebe Sr.: Noo! No! It wasnt like that I... Remember how I told you how Lily, Frank, and I we were, we were close. Well, we were, we were very close.
Phoebe Sr.: Well, any how, some how I got pregnant, and, and I was scared. I was stupid and sellfish, and I was 18 years old. I mean, you remember what its like to be eighteen years old?
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.
Phoebe: I dont ever want to see you again!
Chandler: (jumping up) Oh, Ill go out and get you some.
Monica: Sweety, what are you talking about?
Joey: Whoa, wait, Pheebs, wait a second! Dont you wanna stay here and talk about it?
Rachel: I wrote you a letter.
Ross: Ohh! Thank you! I like mail. (He goes to kiss her again, but she turns away.)
Rachel: (handing him the letter) Its just some things Ive been thinking about. Some things about us, and before we can even think about the two of us getting back together, I just need to know how you feel about this stuff.
Rachel: Well, Ill be waiting for you, just come up when youre done.
Rachel: (coming down the stairs) Hey! (Ross jumps up, and quickly puts the letter back together, pretending like he has just finished it.) What happened to you? Why didnt you come up?
Rachel: You just finished?
Ross: Well, I wanted to be thorough. I mean this-this is clearly very, very important to you, to us! And so I wanted to read every word carefully, twice!
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
Rachel: Are you sure?
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Joey: (jumping up in a hole that he is digging, he is shoulder deep) Hey, you guys! Take a look at this! (Chandler and Monica jump up and go over to the hole.) Check this baby out, dug me a hole!
Chandler: Well, can we help?! You want us to take you back to the house?!
Joey: Well, theres really only one thing you can do.
Joey: Youre gonna have to pee on it.
Joey: If you want some privacy you can use my hole.
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Chandler: Oh my God! If you say that one more time, Im gonna break up with you!
Ross: Fine! Fine! But this break-up was not all my fault, and she, she says here, (reading from the letter) If you accept full responsibility... (to Chandler and Joey) Full responsibility! ...I can begin to trust you again. Does that seem like something you can do. (yells at Joey) Does it?!!
Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Joey: Sure, its hard to forget! But that doesnt mean you have to talk about it! A lot of things happened on that trip that we should never, (to Chandler) ever talk about.
Phoebe: (shocked) You know her?!
Phoebe: There-there was a suicide note?! (Ursula nods Yes.) Well, do you still have it?
Phoebe: I cant believe you didnt tell me there was a suicide note!
Ursula: Yeah. So how have you been doing?
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Ursula: Well, its pretty much the gist. Well, except for the poem. You read the poem, right?
Monica: My God, you cant even look at me! Can you?
Chandler: Ill give you a thousand dollars to talk to us.
Ross: (coming back in with Rachel) Hey, you guys! What do you, what do you think about making that beach trip an annual thing?
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Monica: You cant say that!! You-you dont know!! I mean I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain! Anyway I-I tried, but I-I couldnt...bend that way. So... (looks at Joey.)
Joey: Thats right I stepped up! Shes my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, Id pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldnt. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.
Joey: (laughs) Thats cause sometimes I just do it through my wall to freak you out.
Phoebe: (singing) ...fuchsia and mauvvve. Those are the 66 colours of my bedroommmm. (applause) Thank you, thank you. Ohh, and I invite you to count the colours in your bedroom. (Sees that Phoebe Sr. has entered, and to her) Except for you. You go away.
Phoebe Sr.: Ill go in a second, I-I just wanted to tell you that there hasnt been a day where I didnt regret giving you up.
Phoebe Sr.: No, Im not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didnt look you up was, well I was afraid that youd react, just well like, the way, the way youre reacting right now, and cant we just, y'know, start from here?
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Phoebe Sr.: Yeah, I guess youre right.
Phoebe Sr.: You do?! Wait, I like umm, the Beetles.
Phoebe: Uh-huh, well! But umm, still Im-Im mad at you.
Phoebe: Well umm, do you wanna get something to eat? Im kinda hungry.
Phoebe: All right, stop it. Now youre just doing it to freak me out.
Rachel: Oh-hooo, I missed you.
Ross: I missed you too.
Rachel: Ooh, I was soo nervous about that letter. But the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know?
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Monica: You bet.
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Rachel: You fell asleep?!
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
Rachel: Oh, oh, and hey-hey-hey, those little spelling tips will come in handy when youre at home on Saturday nights playing Scrabble with Monica!!
Rachel: (to Monica) Sorry!! (to Ross) I just feel bad about all that sleep youre gonna miss wishing you were with me!
Ross: Oh, no-no-no dont you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Monica: Will you stop!
Monica: Okay, all right, I think youre great, I think youre sweet, and youre smart, and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Phoebe: Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.
Ross: You bug me.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)
JOEY: Alright, you want the truth? I'm thinkin' about it.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Chandler: No!! You cant!!
MRS. GREENE: Ross, what're you doing.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows Im talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Dont-dont youWhWhaHey!!
Ross: Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
Rachel: You sure?
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Oh you did, there are twenty in here.
Chandler: Will power? I�ve watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs (?) without taking the tin foil off.
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Phoebe: Because it was fate that made me call you today!
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: But yknow what? It just seems that you two belong together.
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Ross: Really? Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Joey: Hey, listen you ah....
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Chandler: I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
LITTLE BULLY: Oh really, you guys tryin' again?
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Mr. Geller: You don't wanna know.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Phoebe: You didnt say Boutros Boutros Gali.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Joey: Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
MNCA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Ross: He finally asked you out?
Chandler: Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Lauren: Cool! I-Ill see you then.
Monica: Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.
ROSS: So were you in Nam?
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that.
Joey: Do you want me to want you to care?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
MONICA: You sold me out.
Kate: Do you?
Rachel: I hope its still funny when youre in hell.
Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
Joey: How do you mean?
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
MRS. WINEBURG: Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Ross: I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Ross: Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)
Joey: Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Monica: That�s right, because I forbid you to smoke again.
Joanna: You too.