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Chandler: Well, as old as he is in dog years, do you think Snoopy should still be allowed to fly this thing?
Gunther: Do you remember when you first came here, how you spent two weeks getting trained by another waitress?
Rachel: Oh, sure! Do you need me to train somebody new?
Gunther: (laughs) Good one. Actually, ah, Terry wants you to take the training again, whenever.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Eh, do you believe that?
Sarah: So thats two boxes of the Holiday Macaroons. On behalf of the Brown Birds of America, I salute you. (Does the Brown Bird salute, she blows on a bird call, then holds her hand, palm facing out, next to her face, and then waves it like a bird flapping its wings.)
Ross: Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.
Monica: You broke a little girls leg?!!
Ross: Well, Im gonna go see her. I want to bring her something, what do you think shell like?
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Joey: Well, Im pretty tired from lugging the trees around all day. Hey, Phoebe listen, you got this all wrong. Those trees were born to be Christmas trees, their fulfilling their life purpose, by, by making people happy.
Gunther: ...and after youve delivered the drinks, you take the empty tray....
Gunther: What if you put them here. (sets the empty tray on another stack of empty trays on the back counter.)
Rachel: Huh. Well, y'know thats actually a really good idea, because that way theyll be closer to the mugs. Y'know what, you should have the other waitresses do that too.
Ross: So, this must be kinda neat for ya, huh? I mean, your Dad tells me that you get a couple of days off school, and you, you ah, dont have to sell those cookies anymore.
Ross: Wow, you ah, you really like all this space stuff, huh?
Ross: I think you would have to clean a whole lot of apartments to go all the way to India.
Ross: Huh. Well, good luck to Dad. Say, how many more boxes would you have to sell in order to win?
Sarah: Could you do me one favor, if its not too much trouble?
Sarah: Could you pull open the curtains for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we dont have a TV, the lady across the alley said shed push hers up to a window, so I could watch it.
Woman: Youre no Brown Bird, I can see you through my peephole.
Woman: I can still see you!
Joey: Hey. What, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Well, I-I thought a lot about what you said, and um, I realilized duh, all right maybe I was a little judgmental. Yeah, (looks at the tree) oh, but oh...
Phoebe: You keep the old ones in the back, that is so ageist.
Ross: Wait a minute, one box! Come on, Im trying to send a little girl to Spacecamp, Im putting you down for five boxes. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: Ahh, do you have any coconut flavoured deities?
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Ross: Ah, no Mon, Dad had to buy everyone of your boxes because you ate them all. But ah, y'know Im sure thats not gonna happen this time, why dont I put you down for three of the mint treasures and just a couple of the Rudolphs.
Ross: Oh, come on, now you know you want em.
Ross: Ill tell you what Mon, Ill give you the first box for free.
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Joey: Look Rach, wasnt this supposed to a temporary thing? I thought you wanted to do fashion stuff?
Chandler: How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, youve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.
Chandler: Hes right, if you quit this job, you then have motivation to go after a job you really want.
Rachel: Well then how come youre still at a job that you hate, I mean why dont you quit and get the fear?
Gunther: Remind me to review with you which pot is decaf and which is regular.
Gunther: You would think.
Rachel: Okay, fine. Gunther, y'know what, I am a terrible waitress, do you know why Im a terrible waitress? Because, I dont care. I dont care. I dont care which pot is regular and which pot is decaf, I dont care where the tray spot is, I just dont care, this is not what I want to do. So I dont think I should do it anymore. Im gonna give you my weeks notice.
Ross: Monica, Im cutting you off.
Monica: No. No, just, just, just a couple more boxes. It-it-its no big deal, all right, Im-Im cool. You gotta help me out with a couple more boxes!
Ross: Mon, look at yourself. You have cookie on your neck.
Chandler: So, how many have you sold so far?
Chandler: Oh my God, how did you do that?
Rachel: (entering) Okay, stop what youre doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.....
Ross: Well you sure used a large font.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
Rachel: I dont know, I dont know, werent you the guy that told me to quit my job when I had absolutely nothing else to do. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!
Rachel: You and your stupid fear. I hate your fear. I would like to take you and your fear....
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Joey: Only if you think its better than this... (holds up an aerosol can) snow-in-a-can!! I got it at work. Mon, you want me to decorate the window, give it a kind of Christmas lookie.
Joey: Okay, and ah, this one here is a Douglas Fir, now its a little more money, but you get a nicer smell.
Phoebe: (running up carrying a tree) Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! No, no, you dont want that one. No, you can have this cool brown one. (points to the almost dead tree she has)
Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey
Joey: Pheebs, you gotta stop this, I working on commission here.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Girl: Youre a big scrud.
Girl: Why dont you look in the mirror, scrud.
Ross: I dont have too. I can just look at you.
Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
Chandler: Y'know what Rach, maybe you should just, y'know stay here at the coffee house.
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!
Rachel: (answering the phone) Hello? (listens) Yeah, this is she. (listens) Oh! Youre kidding! Youre kidding! (listens) Oh thank you! I love you!
Rachel: Here we go. Im serving my last cup of coffee. (the gang starts humming the graduation theme) There you go. (hands it to Chandler) Enjoy. (they all cheer)
Rachel: Um, excuse me, everyone. Ah, this is my last night working here, and I ah, just wanted say that I made some really good friends working here, and ah, its just time to move on. (at the counter Gunther starts to cry and runs into the back room) Ah, and no offence to everybody who ah, still works here, you have no idea how good it feels to say that as of this moment I will never have to make coffee again.
Ross: Im, Im sorry you didnt get to go to Spacecamp, and Im hoping that maybe somehow, this may make up for it. Presenting Sarah Tuttles Private Very Special Spacecamp!! (opens the door and Chandler and Joey jump up, their apartment is decorated like outer space, one of the leather chairs is covered in tinfoil.)
Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you dont have to do this.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Ross: Now, how will they know if youre ready?
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Joey: You can totally tell! Here look, watch me. (He stands up and turns his back to them so that he is facing the window.) Smile! Frown. Smile! Frown. (The camera cuts to Ross outside hanging up the phone.) Smile! (Ross turns around and sees Joey alternately smiling and frowning and just stares at him for a second and heads back inside.)
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
You don't have to be awake to be my man, As long as you have brainwaves I'll be there to hold your hand. Though we just met the other day, There's something I have got to say...
Phoebe: Rachel has something that she wants to tell you and umm, I believe that this is your red sweater.
Ross: You bug me.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Joey: Oh my, would you look at that! (holds up crossed fingers)
JOEY: Alright, you want the truth? I'm thinkin' about it.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Chandler: No!! You cant!!
MRS. GREENE: Ross, what're you doing.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Monica: Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that.
Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows Im talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Dont-dont youWhWhaHey!!
Ross: Well, why dont you just start with something simple. Like umm, Monica from the moment I met you, I knew I loved you.
Rachel: You sure?
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Oh you did, there are twenty in here.
Chandler: Will power? I�ve watch home movies of you eating ding-dongs (?) without taking the tin foil off.
Chandler: So when you said, "Get up early," did you mean 1986?
Monica: Look what I found in the drawer... (Chandler looks up from his book.) And you said I'd never wear this...
Phoebe: Because it was fate that made me call you today!
Joey: Look, the point is, theres a lot of women out there you havent even had sex with yet!
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Phoebe: But yknow what? It just seems that you two belong together.
Rachel: Yes. (Pause) Youre not asking are you?
Ross: Really? Ive been thinking, this is crazy, I mean dont, dont you think we can work on this?
Joey: Hey, listen you ah....
Chandler: All right, I suppose I can wait a day. Hey, what are you doing Friday?
Chandler: I cant believe I let you talk me into buying this stupid gumball machine looking ring!
LITTLE BULLY: Oh really, you guys tryin' again?
Kate: So umm, Ill see you tomorrow, huh?
Joey: Yeah, yeah. Hes got a, hes got a really bad cough, and our vet, he cant do anything about it. Is there something you can do?
Kathy: Oh! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Yes! Thank you! (Runs back to Chandler)
Monica: Wow, youre really crazy about her, huh?
Mr. Geller: You don't wanna know.
Joey: Thats an idea! (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, would-would you take money from her?
Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, youve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so Im gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and Im gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, youll be long gone. But I wont have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, Im gonna want to meet her.
Phoebe: You didnt say Boutros Boutros Gali.
Monica: And what if I was still fat? (To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be dating me, thats for sure.
PHOEBE: Do you want a refill?
Chandler: All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Phoebe: Oh my God Eric hi! Wait, howd you get this number?
Ross: Well, what-what would you do? Rach, if you were me, what-what would you do?
Joey: Aaahh... How much do I owe you?
MNCA: Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him. I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy this last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
MONICA: Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kind of way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.
Rachel: Oh sure I am, because you always have to be right.
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.
Ross: He finally asked you out?
Chandler: Because you shouldnt be with him. (Pause.) You should be with me.
Joey: I know! Thats why we got to find Monica!! You know where she is?
Lauren: Cool! I-Ill see you then.
Monica: Hey. There you are. You disappeared after dinner.
ROSS: So were you in Nam?
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Phoebe: (to Chandler at the phone) Okay, we-we'll talk to you later. Okay, bye.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, you must have your boarding pass..
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Ross: Now, hold on! Hold on! (Stops him) Look, look, your daughter and I are supposed to leave tonight for our honeymoon, now-now you-you tell her that Im gonna be at that airport and I hope that shell be there too! Oh yeah, I said Rachels name, but it didnt mean anything, Okay? Shes-shes just a friend and thats all! (Rachel sits down, depressed.) Thats all! Now just tell Emily that I love her and that I cant imagine spending my life with anyone else. Please, promise me that youll tell her that.
Joey: I would sooner die in this hellhole then see her back with you!
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: With the balled-up socks? I figured you taught him that.
Joey: Do you want me to want you to care?
Phoebe: So how did this happen? Did she, did she lure you to an early bird dinner?
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
MONICA: You sold me out.
Kate: Do you?
Rachel: I hope its still funny when youre in hell.
Monica: Well, maybe you could give to somebody else. Ooh, like Ross Geller.
Joey: How do you mean?
Rachel: I just wanted to let you know I've changed my mind: I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna kiss Joey.
PHOEBE: I didn't watch the ending, I was too depressed. It just kept getting worse and worse, it should have been called, "It's a sucky life and just when you think it can't suck any more it does."
Ross: Yeah. You know what? I know what you mean; I do that too.
The Director: All right! Lets try this again! You ready Joe?
Chandler: Thats what you say at the end of a date.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
Rachel: Thank you. (They hug.) Oh Joey and look at this crib! Its so cute!
Phoebe: That’s it? That’s why you won’t go out with her again? So, she took some fries, big deal!
Rachel: Well then youre going to have to take her out again.
Monica: It's okay. Chandler, are you afraid of me or something?
Rachel: (shakes her head) Alright, alright look, just uh... just try to remember how you felt when you were in love, and think about that when you're playing the scene.
Chandler: Okay! Now you stay out here, and you think about what you did!!
MRS. WINEBURG: Well it's wonderful to have you up and about, again, dear.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Ross: I had just moved in. Thank you! Listen umm
Roger: But you tell it really well, sweetie.
Ross: Chandler, what kind of an idiot do you take me for? (As he picks up the fake Ben.)
Joey: Yeah. Okay. Ross's treat! Where do you wanna eat?
Rachel: I wouldn't worry about it. She's always coming up with stuff like this, and you know what? She's almost never right.
Monica: That�s right, because I forbid you to smoke again.
Joanna: You too.