words in movies
Monica: Hey! So what do you think?
Monica: Im sorry, they just, they just look so good! And the saleswoman was looking at me like, "Oh, these are way too expensive for you."
Rachel: Return them?! Shh! Theyre gonna hear you!
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Chandler: I have you.
Ross: Thats right, I love you! And-and Im gonna play with you all the time.
Phoebe: How can you let him talk to your crotch like that?
Rachel: Okay. Well, I gotta go you guys. Ill see you later.
Joey: Umm, can you do me a favor? I was talkin to my sister and she knows you work at Ralph Lauren
Joey: Oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!
Joey: Okay, so will you meet with her?
Joey: Great! Thanks! Youre gonna love her so much. AndOh, shes the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, yknow the S.A.Ts?
Phoebe: You knew this and you never said anything?! With all the stupid dinosaur stuff you tell us?!
Ross: What are you reading? The Kidnappers Guide to Manhattan Private Schools?
Phoebe: No, its New York magazine. Its an article about the best schools in the city. So how well do you know Sting?
Phoebe: Uh-huh, yeah thats too bad. I really want to go to his concert Friday night, but its totally sold out. I know! Why dont you meet him and get tickets?! If you get two Ill take you.
Phoebe: There you go! Oh, you are so lucky! You might actually get to meet Sting tomorrow! Thats why you have kids!
Monica: See Chandler? Im getting a lot of use out of them already! Theyre very practical. See, you can wear them with dresses, with skirts, with pants
Chandler: You can wear them with shorts on a street corner and earn the money to pay for them. (Goes and gets some coffee at the counter.)
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Chandler: (spinning around looking for him) I dont think you did a very thorough job!
Phoebe: Wait! But Ross if they dont get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
Ross: Phoebe, you cant force kids to be friends.
Phoebe: Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!
Phoebe: Yes you can! Sting says so himself!
Rachel: Nice to meet you. (They shake hands.)
Dina: Thanks so much for meetin with me. Joeys told me so much about you!
Joey: This is so exciting for her. Well, Ill let you two fash ists get down to business. (Exits.)
Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well lets talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Lets see, theres design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, theres-theres sales, which is great because you get to travel
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Monica: Well yknow, Im just-Im just worried that bosses will see them and think they pay you too much money. Or! Or your assistant will see them and-and want a raise!
Chandler: Do you think I work at some kind of boot pricing company?
Chandler: You said that you paid all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses, and pants!
Monica: Fine! If you want me to wear the boots, Ill wear the boots. In fact, Ill go into my room right now and yknow try the outfit on.
Dina: Thank you.
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.
Rachel: Joey theres something that you should know. Dina?
Joey: Well obviously this is a mistake! You cant be pregnant! Because you have to have sex to get pregnant!
Dina: Joe, I tried to wait until I was 25 like you did!
Joey: (to Rachel) Bub!!! (Points at her and quiets Rachel.) (To Dina) I cant believe this! Youre the good one! You went to college! Both years! Who did this to you?!
Joey: You got pregnant for funny?! Dina if hes funny laugh! All right, Ill be back in a little while! You stay here!
Dina: Why? Where are you going?
Joey: I cant look at you right now! (Exits and slams the door behind him.)
Phoebe: Oh, there you are Ben!
Ben: Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Phoebe: Him youre friends with. (Starts looking at the children trying to find Jack and a teacher notices her.)
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Phoebe: Yes! Yes you can, Im looking for Jacks parents.
The Teacher: Are you with one of the students?
The Teacher: Are you one of Bens mothers?
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Monica: Hey! Do you think that we can get to the subway right there if we climb down through the manhole cover?
Monica: Okay you were right! All right, I never should have bought them! Theyre killing me! One toe at a time!
Chandler: Honey, I know youre in pain right now, but Im a little turned on.
Dina: Do you ever worry that youll be walking and your baby will just like slip out?
Bobby: Hi Dina. Good to see you.
Rachel: Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: Dont interrupt me when Im talkin to God! Now where were we? Oh right, okay. Do you Dina, take this man
Joey: Oh youll take em!
Joey: Hey! You dont get a say in this!
Joey: Ahhh! I heard "I do", were halfway there! Okay! (To Bobby) You!
Rachel: Youre supposed to realize that they are adults! And that they can make their own decisions.
Trudie Styler: You must be Bens mum.
Phoebe: Concert. Yeah. That does put us in quite a pickle. Because you see Im very busy before and after the concert, and hes obviously busy during.
Trudie Styler: So, I guess you and I should talk about Jack and Ben right now.
Trudie Styler: Are you here for tickets?
Phoebe: Oh, thank you. Four would be great.
Phoebe: Oh good! Then youre in luck! Bens not my son!
Chandler: Oh Im sorry! Do you need a break?
Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?
Chandler: I can see it from right here. Itll cost you one husband.
Chandler: Well, why dont you check in one of my saddlebags while I chew on a bale of hay!
Chandler: Honey, are you seriously ever gonna wear the boots again?
Chandler: Yknow what? You can say goodbye to the tan ones.
Joey: (to Dina) You were right. He is funny.
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Joey: Dina, if youre having a baby you should be married! Even if it is to Bobby! (Bobby gets happy.) Dude, thats not a compliment!
Dina: No Joey! I knew you wouldnt be supportive!
Joey: So whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What are you gonna do? Youre gonna have the baby and-and raise it by yourself without a husband?! You cant be a single mother alone! Youre gonna ruin your life!
Joey: No! No! No! Its different for you. Youre so strong and together. Youre not some dumb kid who doesnt know what shes doing.
Joey: One pregnant woman at a time, please! I just want you to be okay.
Bobby: You bet I am! (To Joey) And to answer your earlier question, were straight-up gangster rap. (Joey shakes his head as if hes about to lose it.)
Dina: Look, Rachels told me how much easier youve made all this on her. Why cant you do that for me?
Joey: Because! Cause Cause youre my baby sister!
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Dina: Joey, I cant stand the thought of having this baby with you mad at me. I want him to have his uncle. Is my baby gonna have his Uncle Joey?
Bobby: And by you.
Rachel: No! Seriously! Whats wrong with you?!
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! I do love you! How did you do it?!
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that thats more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
RACHEL: Oh yeah, I don't care how much she tells you she wants it, I don't care if begs, she pleads, she tells you she, she's gonna have sex with, with another man. That just means it's working.
Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Lorraine: You know, ever since I was little, I've been able to pick up quarters with my toes.
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Cecilia: And if it were true, how dare you come to me ask me for tips about a character that Ive been playing for 20 yearsIll give you a tip! (She throws her drink in his face.)
Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Chandler: Well, listen I ah, still have one more person to ah meet, but unless it turns out to be your sister, I think youre chances are pretty good. (Eric offers to shake hands) All right. (Chandler hugs him.)
Phoebe: Oh, I love you guys too, but Mike got off work early. Wait. Wait, I�m not t�not that kind of girl that just ditches her friends to be with her boyfriend. You know what? I am. Bye guys! (waves to the bar) Judy! Bye.
Ross: It's all working out! Me & Charlie, and you two. You know what we should do?
Rachel: Oh, please, I don't care about you enough to bug me. In fact, from now on, I'm going take the high road. And I'm going be very very nice to you, you "momma's boy", starting right now.
Joey: What are you talking about? Lots of things rhyme with Rachel. Bagel. Mail. Jail. Bail. Able. May-pole.
Phoebe: Well, I mean, Im not my sisters, you know, whatever, and um... I mean, its true, we were one egg, once, but err, you know, weve grown apart, so, um... I dont know, why not? Okay.
JOEY: Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry.
Joey: You dont have to worry about that okay?
Mike: Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.
Gunther: You can't.
Rachel: Ah you went one too far. Uh, flowers or balloons?
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
Joey: Nooooo!!! Y'know what? Now that I think about it, I constantly find myself without twenties and you always have lots!
Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why dont you just hand over the keys?
Rachel: Wow, Ikea... what a rich culture. Uhm, you know what? I have a friend who is a masseuse.
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Emeril: (on TV.) Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
Rachel: You guys! You guys!
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Rachel: All right, now dont judge me. I normally wait until my date leaves, but you live here. Im ripping into this swan.
Chandler: Ok, I don't care what you guys say, something's bothering her.
Joey: Yeah, you fogged Danny.
Monica: I'm sorry, I'll give it back to you.
Ross: Excellent! How do you put a baby down for a nap?
Kathy: Wow! You are really good at this.
Monica: I totally forgive you!
Ross: Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.)
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Monica: Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.
Monica: I drew you a bath!
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Ross: (to Emily) Hey, could you do me a favour? Could you just grab me a bottle of water?
Rachel: I guess you werent there. (They hug.)
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
JOEY: You partied with Hootie and the Blowfish?
Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)
Rachel: Come on Ross! Im miserable here! Come on! You started this, now you finish it! Come on wuss, make love to me.
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Chandler: Can you believe it? I mean, don't I seem like somebody who should be doing something really cool? You know, I just always pictured myself doing something...something.
SUSIE: I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade, glasses, I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse. CHANDLER: Susie Moss, right, yeah, wow, you look. . . great job growing up.
Rachel: No!! You are getting married! This is all I have.
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Danny: Do you?
Ross: Space is filled with orbiting children. (pause) Look, please, just come on, you know, when you’ll see the look on Emma’s face, I swear you won’t regret it.
MONICA: Hey, have you guys eaten, because uh, Richard and I just finished and we've got leftovers... Chicken and potatoes... What am I wearing?...Actually, nothing but rubber gloves.
Ross: Okay, (to Chandler) this play, I want you to do a down and out to the right. Okay. Break!
Joey: (Shouting after him) Chandler, I didn't kiss her, he did! (To Ross) See what happens when you break the code?
Chandler: Rachel, I love you! Deal with me first! (she leaves)
Phoebe: Are you still mad at us?
Monica: Whatever you decide, whatever you do.
Joey: Look, we were way out of line, we totally support you.
Ross: You do, huh?
Felicity: Umm, I thought about you all day.
Phoebe: Mon, can I talk to you for a sec?
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Ross: No, thats, no, as long as youre okay. So Ill ah, Ill see you tomorrow.
Monica: (To Joey) Okay, did you hear that?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Dr. Rosen: Good for you.
Dr. Long: Shes gonna be fine. Okay, shes in a more difficult position so youre gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push!
CHANDLER: Well, you want me to uh, clench anything, or-... Susie? Susie.
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Monica: Oh no! You and Phoebe are gonna help me in here.
Phoebe: Works on you.
Ross: You got it.
Chandler: Well maybe there is one thing you can do.
Ross: Its worth the pain. (She goes to hug him again.) Yknow what, you know what? Its not.
Chandler: so then the farmer says, "Thats not a cow and youre not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)
Joey: Youre smoking again?!
Ross: (to Rachel) I-Im sorry Rach, I didnt know. Are you gonna be okay?
Joey: Okay. Now this is just for tonight. Starting tomorrow, you gotta make a change. This has gone on long enough.
Rachel: Thank you. (She goes to take off her make-up and screams in pain) Oww!!!! God!
Chandler: Y'know, I forgot the combination to this about a year ago? I just carry it around. Do you have any Chap Stick?
Ross: No, no, no. Technically the... sex is not... being had, but that's... see, that's not the point. See, um, the point is that... Rachel and I should be, er, together. You know, and if you get in the.... um...
Monica: No, last time you said it like Dracula, and it scared her! Can I get you anything? You want some more ice chips?
Larry: You look beautiful this evening.
Chandler: What are you doing?
Monica: You are?
JOEY: Wow!� That didn't take long.� I thought you said Tulsa was, like a three hour flight.
RACHEL: How have you never been on Oprah?
Monica: Why don't you come over tonight? And I'll make you favorite dinner.
Chandler: How... exactly are you pursuing that? Y'know other than sending out resumes like what, two years ago?
Monica: Pheebes, you know what I'm thinking?
Phoebe: Well isnt he your friend? Dont you want him to be happy?