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Monica: Wow. Joey, (sarcastically) how do you do it?
Joey: I cant tell you that, no.
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
Joey: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, you really wanna know how I did it, Ill show ya. When you handed me back the card, what you didnt see was, I looked at it so fast that it was invisible to the naked eye. (picks up a card and quickly looks at it) I just did it. (does it again) I just did it, again. Here, Ill slow it down so that you guys can see it. (looks and the card in slow motion)
Phoebe: (muffled through the floor) Yeah, look I was with my friend downstairs and we hear everything up here that you do, and I am sick and tired... (I tired but the rest is unintelligible).
Guy: (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.
Phoebe: (muffled) Oh, thank you.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
Ross: Hey Chandler, theres a party tomorrow, youll feel better then.
Chandler: Oh, y'know what, Im gonna be okay, you dont have to throw a party for me.
Rachel: Oh, you got me.
Mr. Kaplan: Well, dont think I havent noticed your potential. Well, Ive got a project for you thats a lot more related to fashion. How does that sound?
Rachel: Oh thank you so much Mr. Kaplan, thank you so much.
Mr. Kaplan: (opening the closet door revealing that its full of tangled up hangers.) I need these hangers separated ASAP. (she is stunned) Youre welcome.
Rachel: (to him) Hi! Is my misery amusing to you?
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Rachel: (looks at Monica) (to him) Do you want my pickle?
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Monica: I know, hes too charming, but if you two start going out, then its just gonna make it so much harder for me to hate him.
Phoebe: Well, youre just gonna have to try.
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
Ross: What, so this guy is helping you for no apparent reason?
Ross: Thank you. (to Rachel) So did you ah, did you tell Mark Something about me?
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Monica: How hammered are you? Huh? These, these are Joeys sisters.
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Ross: (to Rachel) So, hes just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesnt want anything in exchange for helping him?
Phoebe: Whered you get too? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Monica: Are you insane? I mean Joey, is going to kill you, hes actually going to kill you dead.
Chandler: Okay! You dont think I thought of that?
Phoebe: How can you not know which one?
Chandler: (to Monica) You see you cant tell which one is which either, dwha!!
Joey: (angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!
Joey: Why dont you ask Chandler, cause hes the one that fooled around with her. She told me you said you could really fall for her. Now is that true? Or are you just gettin over Janice by groping my sister.
Joey: Really? Thats great! You and my sister, sittin in a tree.
Rachel: So, how are you?
Monica: I dont remember. Do you wanna take a walk?
Ross: Dear Mary-Angela. Hi. Hows it going. This is the hardest letter Ive ever had to write. (to Chandler) What the hells a matter with you? How do you think Joeys going to react when he finds out that you blew off his sister with a letter?
Chandler: Well, thats the part where you tell him that I moved to France. When actually Ill be in Cuba.
Ross: All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Chandler: (shocked) Joey, what-wh-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-wh-wha-what are you doing here?
Joey: Waiting for my Grandma to finish my laundry. What about you?
Joey: You are so the man! (motions him to come in, and he does) Now look, listen, listen, you got to be cool, cause my Grandma doesnt know about you two yet, and you do not want to tick her off. She was like the sixth person to spit on Mussolini's hanging body. Yeah.
Rachel: (to Ross) Yeah, right. Look at you, youre practically giddy.
Ross: No, Im genuinely sorry the Mark thing didnt work out. Look, Rach, I want only good things for you.
Monica: Wait a minute, why dont you just call Mark. (they both look up in shock) I mean, who says you have to sit here and wait for him, youve got to make stuff happen.
Ross: But, you, you dont want to seem too pushy.
Ross: (to Rachel, as she gets his number) What, he gave you his home number? As in like, to, to his home?
Rachel: Yeah, and you dont mind if I call, because you only want good things for me.
Rachel: (on phone) Hello, Mark? Hi, its Rachel Green. (listens) Oh no, dont you apologize. (listens) Yeah, Ill hold. (to Monica and Ross) He left my number at work, but he was helping his niece with her report on the pioneers.
Rachel: (on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, its perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!
Ross: There you go.
Rachel: Yeah! Right! Okay, Ill see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!
Ross: You go get em. (to Monica) What did I do to you? Did I hurt you in some way?
Ross: Why dont you call him?! Well, thank you very much! Y'know now he is going to prep her, y'know prep her, as in what you do when you surgically remove the boyfriend!
Monica: Are you crazy?!
Monica: What?! Ross y'know this isnt even about you! I mean this is about Rachel and something wonderful happening for her. I mean you know even if youre right, what if he wants to sleep with her, does it mean he gets too?
Monica: I mean dont you trust her?
Ross: (shyly) You grow up.
Chandler: This teramisu is, is excellent. Did you make it Mary-Angela?
Chandler: Well, its, its yummy. So Mary-Angela do you like it?
Chandler: Would you just please....give me the receipt cause this is great. Its top notch.
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
Joeys Sister: Finally, I thought wed never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)
Joeys Sister: So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips.
Chandler: Ahhhh, youre not Mary-Angela.
Chandler: This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?
Chandler: (pats him on the shoulder) Youre it! Now run and hide!
Joey: What?! How could you do that, how could you think she was Mary-Angela?
Chandler: I wasnt sure which one Mary-Angela was. (all of Joeys sisters gasp) Look, Im sorry okay, I was really drunk, and you all look really similar.
Joey: Well, that is usually what I would do. But I just never thought youd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this?!
Chandler: Joey if you wanna punch me, go ahead, I deserve it. But I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family, youre my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again.
Joey: No you wont. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, hes sorry. But, (to Chandler) youve got one more apology to make, all right, youve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.
Chandler: Youve got it. (he starts to look at his sisters, but he still doesnt know which one is Mary-Angela.)
Joey: Cookie, now you can punch him!
Rachel: What are you doing here?
Ross: Im so proud of you.
Ross: Listen, Im ah, Im sorry Ive been so crazy and jealous and, its just that I like you a lot, so...
Mark: Hi. I just talked to Joanna, and she loves you. You got it, you got the job.
Phoebe: Ick, you were eavesdropping.
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Thank you.
Monica: Y'know if its any consolation, he really did sound like he was having more fun with you. (Rachel nods in agreement)
Guy: (muffled) May I help you?
Joey: Oh my God! What did you say?
Ross: Ok, ok, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a warm, fuzzy bear. Ok, I can pick something else up on the way.
Phoebe: Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Phoebe: Ross, you've got to tell her how you feel!
Ross: You really think so?
Joey: Oh, you're not taking her with you tonight?
Rachel: Ross, would you just stop it! Its getting really old.
Joey: Hey, you know what might help?
Joey: Well I can promise you, at least one person will be crying. (Points to himself) Im an actor, and any actor worth himself can cry on cue. (snaps fingers)
Joey: You got that from what I said?!
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Phoebe: No, look, I told you that I didnt want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably wouldve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I cant trust you then just forget it.
Monica: We'll call you!
Ross: I'm not getting you a muffin!
Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you?
Phoebe: Hey, what are you working on?
Phoebe: (disappointed) Oh, good for you.
Chandler: I know! You ready to trade?
Monica: It is in the living room where there is also a light! And no one will kick you in the shin.
Ross: Uh, you know, you can't always get a seat on the subway, so... (laughs stupidly)
Phoebe: Hey! What do you have there?
Ross: Oh my God! You did that yourself?
Luisa: You have no idea who I am, do you.
Joey: I told you not to move it! Rach, how would you feel if say, I wanted to move you mom, and you said dont, and I did it anyway and her head fell off?
Monica: Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.
Monica: I love you.
Chandler: I love you.
Monica: What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
Ross: (sarcastic) So you wanna buy a house in the 50's?
Monica: Call us when you get there.
Monica: Yeah, y'know I-I made a commitment to you. Yknow what, itd be, itd be fun.
Joey: Yeah, you are!
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Phoebe: So, you just let her go?
Chandler: Wow! Aren't you gonna be cold?
Ross: No, you don't understand. This isn't a real cab.
Ross: Oh, no, no, no, I will! I just want to butter her up, first! You know, Im going to take her to an amazing Valentines dinner. Do all this romantic stuff, and then, just when she thinks Im the best boyfriend in the world, then Im going to tell her that my pregnant ex-girlfriend is living with me.
Ross: Ah, what good are you. (Walks back to his map dejectedly.)
Monica: Now, that you can do.
Rachel: Oh, Im sorry I spoiled youre evening.
Phoebe: You can open your eyes now.
Phoebe: We're so stupid! Do you know what's going on in there? They're trying to take Joey!
Owen: You wanna see it?
Chandler: Really? You got us a chick and a duck?
Joey: Wait, wait. Do you hear that?
Rachel: Look Joey, come on shes so perfect for you! I mean shes sweet, she-she likes baseball, and she-she had two beers at lunch.
Phoebe: I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!
Ginger: Dont you have to use the bathroom?
Phoebe: Ross, where are you going?
Chandler: If you said, "Big lima bean, bubbling up." Would she understand the difference?
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Monica: Hon, you gotta talk to Joey.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Phoebe: Ugh! I dont know Monica. It feels funny just being here. I mean if you buy a bed from Janices ex-husband, thats like betraying Chandler.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Phoebe: I'm so lucky I married you.
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Bob: Hey Toby, you got a sec?
Chandler: Do you have any beers? Were out of beers.
Chandler: Oh come on! Hello! Hi! My name is Chandler, here's my friend Ross right here, and we were wondering you know if you're up for it. We only need six more people for a human pyramid...Swoop!! Swoop!!
Charlie: (to Joey) I just left you a message! Ross and I were gonna go grab a bite, but now that you're here, maybe we can go have that dinner.
Phoebe: Yeah? I know! I know! Uh huh? Listen why dont we just um, sit and relax? You know just be with each other. Quietly!
Monica: Hey! Did you find them?
Fat Joey: Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! (Groans and picks up a piece of food.) How you doin?
Phoebe: Well, hey, what if Kenny were the real brains behind the whole company? You know. What if Kenny hired that Ralph Lauren guy to be the pretty front man? Huh, did she ever think of that?
Phoebe: Yes!! Yes!! Im the next caller! You were gonna have me hang up.
Clerk: It can be anything you want.
Phoebe: You don't have any other choice!
ROSS: [pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.
Phoebe: Uhm, actually no. No, you've... You have to get off the plane.
Monica: You know what, Ross? I'm gonna throw in 50 bucks for you.
Monica: Ok, you're being wierd. Do you want sex or did you do something bad?
Rachel: Oh! Really? Do you wanna try some of them on for me?
David: Well, Im very glad youre here. (Kisses her hand.)
Waiter: Are you worried your date came, saw you, and left?
Receptionist: Here's your copy of the bill, we hope you enjoyed your stay.
Passenger #2: And you fixed the Philange?
MRS. GREENE: Rachel, you didn't tell me your boyfriend smoked.
Ross: No, you don't.
Ross: No, you don't.
Ross: Hey, hey. I know you love me. I know you do.
Joey: I love you!
Mr Zelner: Uh... What can I do for you?
Monica: Really! That long?! (Chandler slowly turns and looks at her.) (To Chandler) Look all you want, its happening!
Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?
Ross: You got off the plane.
Rachel: I do love you.
Phoebe: Oh, thanks a lot. Do you want to get a cup of coffee?
Rachel: Okay. You and me, alright? This is it.
Monica: An era is defined as a significant period of time. Now, it was significant to me, maybe it wasnt significant to you!
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Ross: Rach, thanks but uh, I don't need you doing me any favors.
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Patron: I believed you were saving this seat for someone.
Joey: Look at you, all sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel... with Emma's chubby little hands wrapped around ya. (he picks up Hugsy) It's okay, Emma, you stay asleep. (Emma cries)
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
Joey: (in a baby voice) Oh no, were you upset? Did you lose sleep?
Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-