words in movies
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
Ross: It would be so cool to live across from you guys!
Joey: Hey, yeah! Then we could do that telephone thing! Y'know, you have a can, we have a can and it's connected by a string!
Phoebe: It's amazing! You better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm gonna beat you to it.
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Phoebe: YOU KNOW?!!!
Rachel: Yes, I know! And Joey knows! But Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming!!
Rachel: Nothing! Oh God, we're just so excited that you want to get this apartment!
Phoebe: You mean whenever Monica and Chandler where like y'know doing laundry or going grocery shopping orOh! All that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from camp!
Joey: You mean how they're friends and nothing more? (Glares at Rachel.)
Phoebe: Okay, so now they know that you know and they don't know that Rachel knows?
Rachel: Wh-what do you mean?
Joey: No-no-no! No-no wait Rach, you know what would even be more fun? Telling them.
Phoebe: No! You don't have to do anything! Just don't tell them that we know!
Rachel: You don't have any secrets!
Joey: Oh yeah? Well, you don't know about Hugsy, my bedtime penguin pal. (Joey shies away.)
Phoebe: Well, you could use your position y'know as the roommate.
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh, wow that jacket looks great on you!
Phoebe: (feels his arm) Yeah the material feels so softhello Mr. Bicep! Have you been working out?
Chandler: Well, I try to y'know, squeeze things. (Phoebe giggles uncontrollably.) Are you okay?
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know, I'mOh! I can't tell you this.
Chandler: Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Monica: You are so cute! How did you get to be so cute?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: I'm telling you I think Phoebe thinks I'm foxy.
Monica: I'm sorry it's just, Phoebe just always thought you were, you were charming in a, in a sexless kind of way.
Monica: I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.
Rachel: Hey Mon, what are you doing now? Wanna come see a movie with us?
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
tip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)
Monica: Well what did you send?
Phoebe: But there's a whole table of mini-muffin baskets. Which one did you send?
Rachel: What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?
Phoebe: Bye Chandler! (She walks up to him.) (Quietly.) I miss you already. (She pinches his butt.)
Chandler: (after they've left) Okay, did you see that?! With the inappropriate and the pinching!!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Joey: I'm sorry! But hey, it's over now, right? Because you can tell them that you know they know and I can go back to knowing absolutely nothing!
Rachel: Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!
Phoebe: Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?
Rachel: Y'know what you should do?
Rachel: You should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him. Yeah! Like if I would strike up a conversation about say umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.
Phoebe: (in a sexy voice) Oh? (Takes the phone from Rachel.) Hello you.
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
Chandler: Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey isn't gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Okay, bye! (Hangs up.) Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
Rachel: Are you kidding?!
Joey: They know you know.
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce butI'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
Phoebe: Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!
Chandler: How do you know?!
Phoebe: I was going too. (They go inside and he closes the door.) Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
Chandler: Me? No. You?
Phoebe: Maybe, maybe I'll dance for you. (She starts doing a rather suggestive and seductive dance that's silly at the same time.)
Chandler: You look good.
Phoebe: Thanks! Y'know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!
Chandler: Oh, do you not want to?
Phoebe: No. No! It's just y'know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Phoebe: Joey! (Examining the dress.) Wow, you didnt rip off any buttons.
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Chandler: Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?
Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover. (She slowly walks over to him and is showcasing her bra.) So, this is my bra.
Phoebe: You should be. I'm very bendy. (Pause) I'm gonna kiss you now.
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Okay! You win! You win!! I can't have sex with ya!
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Monica: I love you too Chandler. (They kiss.)
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Ross: A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's y'know, furnished.
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if its time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. IWhat? (He notices something through the window.) No! Wh What are you doing?!! (Dr. Ledbetter is slowly backing away.) GET OFF MY SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chandler: I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasnt for fun.
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Monica: You came?!
Ross: Just showing you my run-of-the-mill-slice-it-right-off third nipple.
Phoebe: Because I was ashamed ok? I sold out for the cash! And then they give me benefits like medical, and dental, and a 401K. But you know... you pay a price. Now I'm this Corporate stooge and punching a clock and Ugh! paying taxes!
Gary: Hey, honey! Okay, so did you find any apartments? Anything in Brooklyn Heights?
Chandler: Uh, Joey is gonna be right back. Right back! (Tries to pantomime it for her.) Meanwhile, let's-let's-let's talk about you. (Pause.) So, you're old and small.
Ross: Phoebe, what are you doing?
Phoebe: (calling from her room) Are you under the sheet?
Ross: Phoebe, you said it was urgent!
Emily: You were amazing out there.
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Gate attendant #1: Madame, if you don't have your boarding pass...
Monica: Have you ever been to one of my weddings?
Joey: You got porn!
Phoebe: Where are you going?
Chandler: You dont turn and slide, you throw it out! Im tired of having to get a tetanus shot every time I get dressed!
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Joey: I said a little bit Ross. Now, how about you Chandler?
Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)
Rachel: You bought boobs?
Woman: I can still see you!
Phoebe: Okay, what about after I give you these candies? (Hands them each one from her purse.)
Joey: Yeah. I'll see you in the morning.
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Ross: So, you’re saying, uh, if I wear these pants I might be getting into hers?
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
Ross: Okay. Have a great time you guys.
Chandler: You know, you should really go on this show. All right, listen, I got three tickets to the Rangers tonight. What'd ya' say?
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Rachel: That is so sad. Your missing out on so much, Ross. I mean, the bonding and the sharing, you know. And-and knowing that someone else is going through the same thing you are.
Rachel: You know we were all alone and he was being really nice to me and, oh and he gave me this scarf...
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Joey: No, I-I figured you would've picked a blond guy.
Joey: Hey, I got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math.
Ross: And she just gave you this?
Phoebe: (smiling) This is terrible, what are you going to do?
Phoebe: You wanna do it right now?
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Joey: Look I dont know this baby. I dont know if shes a famous artist or not. You know, and I dont want to be a jerk but youre changing too much around here.
Janice: Hello, Joey, our little matchmaker. I could just kiss you all over, and I'm gonna!
Monica: You do?!
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Monica: You thought about that?
Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Chandler: Sure you do.
Chandler: You sure?
Chandler: I love you so much.
Monica: You still have feelings for me dont you?
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Rachel: Joey! It is an auction! You dont guess, you buy!
Chandler: So, what do you think?
Phoebe: I dont know, it would totally depend on her coloring and (realizes) You got the job!!
Chandler: Hey, you guys!
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Ross: Are you sure?
Chandler: You know, I always feel that way after an interview. I'll bet it went better than you think.
Phoebe: You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
Monica: Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy.
Joey: So, youd hire me, right?
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Joey: You could?
ROSS: You, you know I, I don't, have a- have a problem with that.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!
Chandler: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?
Phoebe: Hey, do you think this is why Chandler took off?
Ross: Well, you may wanna steer clear of the word 'dumped'. Chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man, y'know, so you should try not to look too terrific, I know it'll be hard. Or, y'know, uh, hey!, I'll go down there, and I'll give Barry back his ring, and you can go with Carol and Susan to the OB/GYN...
Phoebe: (laughs) Thank you.
Phoebe: Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
Rachel: Please! During that second time you couldn't have picked her out of a lineup!
Phoebe: You do?
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
Ross: Who would you rather be Simon or Garfunkle?
Joey: (in a sexy voice) How you doin'?
Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.
Ross: Okay, well be right in. (to Chandler) So ah, did your boss try to slap you again today?
Ross: You were trying to eat it!
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
Monica: All right then, go fight for her! Go to London! I mean, that could be you and Emily! (Points to the TV.) That, but-but nicer. Just, go to London!
Ross: Thank you!
Ross: Probably. But you know, I'll tell you something. Passion is way overrated.
Chandler: Say your son never feels connected to you, as one. Say all of his relationships are affected by this.
Joey: No-no-no I've seen it happen, you-you get a rapport going with a woman but somehow you manage to kill it. What's your secret?
Cop: (following her) Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. (Phoebe's stunned) And where did you find my badge?
Joey: And youll be nice?
Monica: Hey, Rach, you're leaving tomorrow, shouldn't you be packing?
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
Phoebe: Did you find the dress?
Chandler: Yknow uh, you didnt really have to help me pack.
Joey: Maybe you changed?
Monica: (To Chandler) Did you hear that?! They bumped them up to first class because they are on their honeymoon! Come on! Lets act like were on our honeymoon.
Chandler: Don't ask me, I was in there canoodling you!
Woman: Excuse me, I-I couldnt help overhearing, youre marrying Chandler Bing?