words in movies
Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Ross: Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Emily: I dont think you understand packing. Look, I just dont want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.
Emily: You didnt!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
Phoebe: I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.
Joey: You have Knicks tickets?
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Joey: Youre not stupid. Youre meaner than I thought.
Monica: What do you say?
Rachel: Youre bachelor pad?!
Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?
Joey: Yeah, you do!
Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?
Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?
Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Joey: No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: No thank you.
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Phoebe: Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Phoebe: Or you could end up with everything.
Monica: All right, so what do you say?
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Chandler: All right, but you cant use that again for a whole year. Im in.
Phoebe: Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?
Monica: You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Joey: Yeah! Okay. (Joey picks a card.) Phoebe, you look, I cant.
Phoebe: What make you think I can?! (Shields her eyes from it.)
Chandler: Why are you screaming and hugging?
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Emily: Yeah, but it-it-its my whole lifeyou come to England.
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Emily: You are mad!
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Ross: Is thatare you saying yes? Is that yes?
Ross: Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Monica: That was you?!
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
CHANDLER: See ya. [shuts the door] Goodbuy you fruit drying psychopath. So you want me to help you unpack your stuff?
Phoebe: Oh my God, are you guys okay?
Cop: Yeah, but I kinda don't have a choice, it's my job. I mean, you understand right?
Rachel: Wh(Turns and looks at the gang whos staring)Why dont I tell you over here? (She walks Melissa away from the gang.)
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Gunther: Are you all right?
Rachel: Okay, see? I told you!
Estelle: Yeah, what time do you wanna pick me up? (Joey hangs up on her.) Hello?
Ross: Yes. Yes. Dont worry. Everythings fine. Well uh, well see you tomorrow at the wedding.
Chandler: You!
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
Monica: Don't you just love it?
Ross: (to Monica) You like it right?
CHANDLER: Ahh, I believe my exact words were, 'Flaign,en - sten'. I mean I didn't know what to say, how do you know if you wanna do it on an elevator?
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Pete: Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if youre given em out.
Monica: No, thank you! You have given me so much! I mean, if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing Memories on the stage at the Wintergarden Theater!
Mr. Geller: Oh yeah, well who serves steak when theres no place to sit, I mean how are you supposed to eat this?
Rachel: Yknow Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want.
ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Monica: Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!
Phoebe: Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.
Mr Zelner: This may surprise you, but re-hiring fired employees, is not my main job.
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
Monica: What one? You wanted him to invite you to the party and he did it!
Rachel: Wow, you know what? That is the best fake speech I think Ive ever heard.
Phoebe: You know who shaved you? That was me.
Joey: Oh, you bet I am!
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Ross: No youre not.
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Chandler: Do either of you have the keys?
Rachel: I can see that. You look like you slept with a hanger in your mouth.
Phoebe: Oh...you don't have to go, I have something that will fit you.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, I'm so happy for you honey. (she gives her a kiss)
Jill: And yknow what I said to him? "Im gonna hire a lawyer and Im gonna sue you and take all your money. Then Im gonna cut you off!"
Kathy: No, youre my first. Put the money on the table.
Monica: Hey, what are you doing? You gotta save room, youve got almost an entire turkey to eat.
Phoebe: All right, all right, well just do our best. Okay? So lets say Im the interviewer and Im meeting you for the first time. Okay. "Hi! Come on in, Im uh, Regina Philange."
Monica: Deep Impact was the one with Robert Duval, Armageddon is whats going to happen to you if you wake me up.
Ross: A big idiot. Just you have to realize is, this whole Mark thing is kinda hard for me.
Phoebe: Ooh, I have to tell you something.
Phoebe: But I cant tell you.
Monica: Do you want me to pick you?!
Chandler: What? (turns around quickly still ready to throw the dart and Joey quickly ducks and hides behind the chair) What are you, what are you talking about?
PHOEBE: Monica, how did this happen? I thought you had this all planned out.
Mr. Franklin: Hey-hey! Bing? Was that Bob from six you were just talking too?
Rachel: Well yknow what? I hope Monica forgives you after you throw her, her vegetarian, voodoo, goddess circley shower! (Runs out.)
Monica: Phoebe, you have to lift it and point.
CHANDLER: Eddie, do you remember yesterday?
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Chandler: What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
MONICA: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.
Monica: Look, not that I enjoy talking about people who I went to high school with, cause I do, but umm, maybe we could talk about something else? Like you, I dont even know where you work?
Joey: So what're you going to do?
JOEY: Thank you. Wait wait wait wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am. . .
Monica: Im glad youre here, we have a couple of things to ask you about the wedding ceremony.
Monica: I justI cant believe that you think that you and Chandler know me and Rachel better than we know you.
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Monica: Joey, you had the night!
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Phoebe: Oh my god! Where are you? (Looks around.)
Phoebe: Okay. I have just a few questions to ask so I'm going to get out my official forms. (She picks up a couple of crumpled receipts.) Okay, so, question 1) You and uh, you were married to Francis' daughter Lilly, is that correct?
Ross: Oh what are you kidding? Shes gorgeous, its all Rachel.
Monica: Thank you so much for seeing us. Phoebe has told us such great things about you guys.
Monica: What are you the memory woman?
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
Rachel: Ross, why didnt you tell me that?
Joey: Havent you ever read the same book over and over again?
Joey: Are you sure?
Chandler: See, you think it's just a pen, but then you turn it over and it's also a clock.
Joey: But you said one.
Rachel: You see, now, I would date this girl. Shes cute, shes outdoorsy, you know, and she knows how to build a fire. I mean, thats got to come in handy
JOEY: And, and just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene like, like have the cab crash or somethin', I could attend to the victims 'cause I have a background in medical acting.
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
MONICA: Man, man that is sharp. It must have cost you quite a few debloons.
Ross: Because I folded it up and put in my pants pocket. Do you...do you not look there?
Krista: Oh, this is so good (A piece of cake.) you have got to try it. (She takes some on her finger and feeds it to Danny. Then takes a little more and does it again. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang stares on in shock. Then they pick up a part of it and some filling falls into his lap.)
Joey: All right, uh (To Ross) Oh hey, youve done this before Ross, well what did you say when you made up your vows?
Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Phoebe: Earl, youre not hearing me! All Im saying is that youre not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didnt mean him.)
Monica: Joey, now that you're okay with the house, do you wanna go see your room?
Phoebe: No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.
Rachel: Hey, listen umm, what-what are you doing tonight?
MONICA: You heard the woman. Peel, chop, devil! I can't believe I lost 2 minutes.
Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.
Ross: And then, you try to make the best of a bad situation, so you float the idea of a threesome?
Joey: Well, it turns out you were right C.H.E.E.S.E.
Monica: Yeah. Where were you?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Phoebe: You know what? You are right. I am gonna quit. It's time I took my life back!