words in movies
Rachel: HEY!! Do you have to do that? Its Saturday!
Joey: Are you kidding? I love that guy! (Starts singing) Mornings here! Morning is here
Rachel: Stop it! I will kill you. I hate the fact that my room is so small.
Rachel: Monica, you dont even have a bed, you sleep in a ball on the floor!
Emily: Oh, blimey, I still cant believe youve got an earring!
Emily: I think it makes you look really dangerous.
Ross: Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!
Emily: I love both of you!
Emily: Dont do this to me, again. Youd know Id stay here in a minute, but Id really miss so much work, theyll fire me.
Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Emily: I dont think you understand packing. Look, I just dont want to leave it to the last minute. Last time I left in such a rush, I left my knickers here.
Emily: You didnt!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah! You like em? I just, I went to a used clothes store and got a bunch of maternity stuff. These are sooo comfortable!
Phoebe: I dont know! How are the-the-the-the, yknowYoure clothes arent funny.
Joey: You have Knicks tickets?
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.
Chandler: Are you serious?
Monica: Yeah, what, do you think were stupid?
Joey: Youre not stupid. Youre meaner than I thought.
Monica: What do you say?
Rachel: Youre bachelor pad?!
Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?
Joey: Yeah, you do!
Joey: Come on, season tickets! Season tickets, do you know what that means?
Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?
Chandler: You do know that Wham broke up?
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Chandler: So what are you going to do?
Chandler: Are you serious?
Chandler: Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!
Chandler: And I love the milk! But, Im not gonna some British girl to move in with me! (Realizes that made no sense.) Joey, you say things now.
Joey: All right look, Ross, hes right. Emilys great, shes great! But this way too soon, youre only gonna scare her!
Joey: No! You dont want to wreck it, you dont want to go to fast!
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Chandler: Okay, no problem, just remember to wake us up before you go-go.
Chandler: No thank you.
Chandler: Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we cant leave in the small apartment after weve lived here! Didnt you ever read Flowers for Algernon?
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Phoebe: Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?
Rachel: All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?
Phoebe: Or you could end up with everything.
Monica: All right, so what do you say?
Joey: Come on man, you know Id do it for you! Because, youre my best friend.
Chandler: All right, but you cant use that again for a whole year. Im in.
Phoebe: Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, God, what are you going to bet?
Monica: You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
Joey: Yeah! Okay. (Joey picks a card.) Phoebe, you look, I cant.
Phoebe: What make you think I can?! (Shields her eyes from it.)
Chandler: Why are you screaming and hugging?
Emily: I packed while you were gone. I left some knickers under your pillow.
Ross: Well, so, you-youll get a job here! I mean, Im always hearing about uh, them foreigners coming in here and stealing American jobs; that could be you!
Emily: Yeah, but it-it-its my whole lifeyou come to England.
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Emily: You are mad!
Ross: No! No! Im not! Its-its-its perfect! I mean its better than you just-just moving here, cause its us together forever, and thats-thats what I want.
Ross: Is thatare you saying yes? Is that yes?
Ross: Come here, come here. Uh, (He takes the earring out.) ow! Emily, will you marry me?
Chandler: Well, youre gonna have to leave sometime, because you both have jobs, and as soon as you do, were switching it back! Theres nothing you can do to stop us! Right, Joe?
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Rachel: All right. We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Monica: As a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Phoebe: What? Oh, are you pregnant too?!
Monica: When, when didhow, how did you
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
The Singing Man: Hey! Youre back!
The Singing Man: Ill see you tomorrow morning!
Janice: Oh! Well, you know what? It probably is.
Casting Director #1: Whenever youre ready.
Phoebe: Yeah, I think it was better when you guys were sad. Hey, uh, remember the roller blades?
Chandler: So you uh, want to do something tonight?
Chandler: Well you might if it were anything like 7!
Monica: Drunk enough to know that I want to do this. Not so drunk that you should feel guilty about taking advantage.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
Joey: You know, uh... [Joey moves the pen case out onto the counter.] Chandler got you a gift, too.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Yes were all in here and we would love for you to join us!
Joey: Dude, you should've gone out once and a while.
Phoebe: Okay, thank you, Mr. Heckles. (They move off)
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.
Mike: Phoebe writes lots of great songs. Wha... What was that one you sang the other night that everybody just loved?
JOEY: Come on you guys, one more time.
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Mrs. Geller: I'm telling you, it's a wonder your mother turned out to be the positive, life-affirming person that she is.
Rachel: You just did a little dancy thing.
Fat Monica: Umm, Chandler, if you want I can make you some macaroni and cheese for dinner.
Monica: Well Ross, you be careful now. You dont want to get a reputation as yknow Professor McNailshisstudents.
Rachel: Yeah! I dont think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.
MRS. GELLER: I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
Monica: Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.
Joey: Actually, you know what? I am. That whole thing with Rachel made me realize that maybe I'm ready for a more serious relationship. You know? Like I'd like to meet a nice mature commitment-minded lady. And looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.
Ross: Dude, what'd you have?
Monica: Youre a really good kisser.
Mrs. Bing: She's supposed to be with you.
Eric: Oh no, stay here well keep doing this. Ill pay you.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
PHOEBE: No, now I feel bad. You wanna go to the concert.
Monica: You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.
Joey: It's a one-woman play called "Why don't you like me: a bitter woman's journey through life".
Chandler: Well, that's impossible, can you check again, please?
Chandler: I am totally picturing you with all those women!
Ross: Ok now, remember, when you get to the museum, Monet is not spelt M-O-N-A-Y. I just... I wrote that out phonetically for you.
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no! You can't!
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)
Monica: You dont have to stick up for her. She cant here you.
Woman On Train: Were at my stop. But would you like to have coffee?
Ross: Uh, Rach, do you want me to shuffle those?
Ross: What'd you say?
RACH: Well. [looks at watch] Woah, look at that! I gotta go, I gotta date. With a man. Um, OK, you guys have a really, uh, have a really good night and you two have a, uh, have a, uh, really good cat. [she leaves carrying her tray then comes back in] OK, we're not supposed to take these when we leave.
Chandler: Wow! Why do you want to get rid of her so badly?
Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Chandler: Thank you Helen, that'll be all.
Steve: I came to talk to you about Howard.
Monica: She lets you borrow them.
Phoebe: Until then, General Grant, why dont you set up camp (She puts the bill in her bra) right there.
Ross: Fine, fine, Rachel your with Monica, Joey youre with me.
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Rachel: Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was wrong?
Phoebe: Thank you.
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Rachel: Oh my God. Did you talk to him?
Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler's shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you're in bed...
Rachel: Are you gonna... you're going to take Hugsy away from a little child?
Joey: Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
Chandler: What are you supporting?
Joey: I uh, I just came by because I-I want to talk to you about something.
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Jasmine: But you should probably talk to my roommate, because I told him and he knows Phoebe too.
Casting Director #3: You mean dying man?
Ross: Oh, no. At first I have to get you to agree. Then we'll see if she wants to come back.
Chandler: You know Oh My God.
Phoebe: (singing, drunk) My sticky shoes, my sticky-sticky shoes, why do you stick on me, ba-a-by! Thanks for the lights honey.
Ross: Yeah. What do you think.
PHOEBE: No it isn't, this is my dad, alright, I'll show you.
Rachel: Oh, Monica! Would you stop being such a wuss?
Monica: Hey, look at you! Where have you been?
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Phoebe: Come on! You can drink a gallon of milk in 10 seconds?
Chandler: Oh yeah, I had no idea the amazing journey you go through as a woman! Tell me, tell me about your first period!
Rachel: To get you to make out with him!!!
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
RICHARD: Look I want you, now.
Chandler: You guys haven't actually met before, but, boy! You're both polite! (pause) Go to have a seat Zack, and I'll get you a beer.
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Rachel: Ohh, well I'm not totally back yet, but thank you.
Phoebe: (gasps) You wouldnt! Okay look, Rachel I know you really want to do this, but I-Ive never been maid of honor to anyone before! And I know youve done it at least twice!
Monica: Chandler, for so long I I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding I turned to a friend for comfort. And in stead, I found everything that Id ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soul mate, my friend. Unless you dont want to. You go!
Ross: (To Rachel) You uh, you may have been right about Jill.
Rachel: Yes! Yes! Yes, you do want to know! This is unbelievable!
Monica: Thank you. Rachel, can I talk to you outside for a sec?
Monica: Yeah, I think you should keep looking!
Monica: So you gave in and decided to call someone?
Monica: Yknow, I dont have an appointment, but I sure could use a physical. (He laughs halfheartedly) Are you sure youre okay?
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
Rachel: Im sorry, I was just thinking youre day could still pick up.
Rachel: Hi! Wow! You look, you look big.
JOEY: What are you . ..� (He sees her in her negligee.)� Why are you dressed like that?
Joey: All right! Now you go get that beautiful pig! (Ross hesitates, looks unsure) Oink!
Phoebe: Hurry! Monicas gonna make you pack! Shes got jobs for everyone! Now, its too late for me, but save your selves! (The guys scramble for the door.)
Ross: I-I, did that for you.
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
Leader: Hi. And batting for Sarah, Ross Geller, 872. Although, it looks like you bought an awful lot of cookies yourself.
Joey: It's a name, yeah. I saw you, you know, in this great house with a big pool.
Rachel: You and Ralph?