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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: (on tv) Oh, you said it Mike. (rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: (to Chandler) Are you intrigued?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Mike: Keep in mind, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (to Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, (turns sideways on the couch) so that you can bunny bump against my back.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: How is it you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet. I-I-I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it. (shows him her hand)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: What, what are you doing? What are you doing?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: (on phone) 'Annie! Hi. Listen we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office? Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm going to do with her. No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: (on phone) 'Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that is it for Estelle. I don't care! Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' (to Monica) I need a pen. (Chandler hands her one, but she needs something to right on, so she tilts Chandler's head over and writes on the back of his neck)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: Oh, now you want a pad.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: You know what it's fine. If you're okay with the Barbi thing, so am I.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: Give daddy the Barbi! Ben, give, give me the Barbi. Okay, how 'bout, don't you want to play with the monster truck? (makes a monster truck sound) No. Okay, oh, oh, how about a Dino-soilder? (squawks like a dinosaur)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll? (uses the Milk Master 2000 to pour milk into her cereal)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: There it is. Joey, what are you doing?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: You didn't want to share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: What is it with you people! I mean, the minute you start to feel something, you have to run away?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: Oh, you mean like that guy thing where you act mean and distant until you get us to break up with you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Hey, you know about that?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: You think?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Yeah, Joe, I assure you if I'm staring down the barrel of a gun, I'm pretty much peeing every which way.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: (on phone, in 'Katelynn's' voice) 'Hi, I have Phoebe Buffay returning a page. Okay, well, um, she's in her car I'll have to patch you through.'

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: (in voice, on phone) 'Okay, go ahead.' (in normal voice on phone) Um, hi Annie. (listens) Fantastic! (to Joey) You got it. (on phone) Oh, okay, um, 'Will he work for scale?' you ask me. Well, I don't know about that, (Joey clears his throat to signify yes) except that I do and he will. Great, oh you are such a sweetheart. I would love to have lunch with you, how about we have lunch next....(hangs up phone) Op, went through a tunnel.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Thank you so much.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: You were amazing, could you just do me this huge favor, you see there's this one other audition that I really, really want, and Estelle couldn't get me in.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Yeah! Well, well really it's three. Please. You're so good at it. I love you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: So, how come you wanted to eat in tonight?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: 'Cause, I wanted to uh, give you this. (hands her a present)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: Ohhh, are you a puppy! (opens it) Contact paper! I never really know what to say when someone you're sleeping with gives you contact paper.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: Oh, you didn't have to do this.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: (laughs) I don't think we need to, because you're tripping me out right now! Are you okay?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: You probably want us to move in together?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: Yeah, well, it scares me! I mean I not even divorced yet, Chandler. You know, you just invited me over here for pasta, and all of the sudden you're talking about moving in together. And, and I wasn't even that hungry. You know what, it's getting a little late, and I-I should just, um...(starts to leave)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. Maybe it's not so bad. How did you leave it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: You know, when you start get screwed over all the time, you gotta switch to low-fat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Yeah, you do.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: So, you don't think I'm terminal?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: Right. So, what you have to do is, you have to accidentally run into her on purpose. And then act aloof.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Rachel: G.I. Joe? Do you really think he's gonna fall for that?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Pheebs! There you are!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh, Joey! Oh, okay, see I didn't recognize you wearing, in those....pants.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Look listen, that TV movie I went in for? Did you hear anything? I think I got a shot at it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Yes! They called and you didn't get it! Okay, I mean you didn't get it, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: But they shouldn't happen, you know what, you're, you're in a terrible, terrible business. Oh God, I don't wanna be the person who makes your face look like that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Oh, now you're sad and creepy, oh. You know what, I, I'm sorry I quit, okay, I just quit.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: No! No, no you can't quit! You're the best agent I ever had! Look Pheebs, rejection is part being an actor, you can't take it personally.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: No, no, no, see that's why you have to do this job, agents always lie. You know, Estelle just says stuff like 'They went another way', but this, I can use this. (in a very bad Italian accent) I canna work on a new accent.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: Yeah okay, no if it helps you okay. Yeah.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: (to butcher) No, thank you. (Chandler makes a sound and she notices him) Chandler!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: What are you doing here?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: (in accent) Oh, just a bit of shopping. How've you been?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: Are you being British?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: Why are you shopping here? You don't live in this neighborhood. Were you here waiting for me?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: Yeah, huh. I'm just uh, you know I'm just picking up some things for a party. (grabs a bag off of the shelf)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Janice: Okay, you know, one of two things is happening here. Either you're seeing somebody behind my back, which would make you the biggest jerk on the planet. Or, else you're pretending that you're seeing somebody, which just makes you so pathetic that I could start crying right here in the cereal aisle. So like which of these two guys do you want to be? (another guy walks by)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: You do, thanks.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Joey: Wait a minute, did you just make up all that stuff just to get out of being my agent.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Phoebe: (in a coy tone) Oh, you caught me. I am so busted.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: ....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: (answering phone) Hello. Hi, Janice! Can you hold on for a second? Okay. (to Monica and Rachel) Okay, what do I do?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: If-if-if we ever did what you did a man would never call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: Oh wait, you know what, I got it, I got it, pretend like you just woke up, okay, that will throw her off. Be sleepy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: What are you, stop naming dwarves! (on phone) Hello, Janice. Hi, I'm so glad that you called, I know I've been acting a really weird lately. And, it's just because I'm crazy about you, and I just got...stupid, and, and scared, and....stupid a couple of more times. I'm sorry. (listens) Really?! (listens) Really?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Chandler: (on phone) I love you too.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: What are you being such a weenie for? So he has a Barbi, big deal. You used to dress up like a woman.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: Well, you used to dress up in Mom's clothes all the time.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: What are you talking about?

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: Okay, you are totally making this up.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: How can you not remember? You made us call you...Bea.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: '....Won't you, won't you, won't you.... '

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Young Ross: (singing) 'I am Bea. I drink tea. Won't you dance around with....' (spills some tea and it drips onto his/her dress) Ohhh! (runs away crying)

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair. (sits on Joey's lap) I'm soooo, comfortable.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so I’m happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldn’t have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) It’s the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next week’s script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like they’re taking it off the air? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) We’re not even shootin’ them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

CHANDLER: I don't know. I just had this weird sense. You know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Joey: I-I think everybody’s pretending they don’t hear you. Anyway, look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I’m telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Charlie: Ok, you want the dirt? Alby was seriously insecure. I mean, he was really intimidated by the guy I dated before him.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, y’know how when you’re umm, you’re walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, that’s nice?"

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Phoebe: I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Phoebe: See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, I’ve known them separately and I’ve known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, party’s over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parent’s basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

RACHEL: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Phoebe: (reading): Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh... (crumples up letter)

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling it’s the Gellers. (She pays no attention she’s talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, it’s the Gellers. (She’s still not responding.) She’s very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Mr. Treeger:: Right. (Starts to leave) Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from London—well Shropshire really but y’know—well she’s about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if you’d like to keep her company this evening?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! I’m gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Phoebe: You won't even taste it?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Chandler: You can’t tell, but I’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: (coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Phoebe: Uh huh yeah (stands up) there's just something umm, there's something you should know (Pause) Vicrum just called.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Mike: But, I mean, you have met... humans before, right? Look, why don't you go talk to my mom?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Janine: (muttering to herself) Or I’ll hear you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Monica: I got you the foot massager.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: I’m sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Rachel: Well y’know, it’s you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Y’know? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I’m not upset because I don’t see you guys going through with it. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Joey: Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we’re on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it’s like somebody’s ripping out my heart!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Jason: I was passin’ by and I saw that you were playing tonight, it’s kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Dr. Gettleman: (To a patient) I think you just have a cold, it's definitely not Strep.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Phoebe: I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: Joey, this is for you. (gives him a jar of jam) It's blackberry curin.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Joey: Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Estelle: (Looks confused) Let me start over. I just got a call about an audition. I think you can still make it. It's down at the Astor Theatre and you need to have a monologue prepared.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: I'm not yanking you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Rachel: Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why don’t you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Joey: No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) He’s a good kisser isn’t he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) I’m going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, you’ve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn’t healthy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didn’t take any of my suggestions! That’s for coming buddy. I’ll see you later. (Starts to walk out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Well that’s a little crazy. Although I am y’know glad to hear that you’re branching out on what you look at on the Internet.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: No! No! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girl’s apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Doug: Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don’t you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: (to the fireman) Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Rachel: Well, wait a minute, you’re the boss! Why don’t you just yell at them? Or, fire them?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Julio: Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Joey: Oh that’s too bad. I’ve kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure there’s no studies I can participate in?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

RACHEL: You give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RACHEL: Ow, you stop flicking.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

RYAN: Can you believe how we spent our two weeks together?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Joey: Me?! Oh come on, man! You can't do this! Come on! (Being dragged out by the guard) I'm your hand twin!!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Ross: Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! I’m on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why don’t we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where… (Exhales again) Where you will see…a uh…a bunch of uh…red spots. Okay, (Closes his book.) umm, why don’t, why don’t you all start to read, while I—(Passes out and collapses.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Phoebe: (points at Joey's pen) Uh, uh, gimme. Can you see me operating a drill press?

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Monica: Yeah, sure... uhm, I'm devastated, obviously... (to the rest) Did you think the neighborhood was homey? (Chandler enters)

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

PHOEBE: Yeah, maybe, yeah. You know, and, and I'll knock on the door and, and he'll hug me and I'll have a dad. Ya know and I'll, I'll go to his pharmacy and everyone will be really nice to me 'cause, you know, I'm Franks daughter.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

ROSS: Pheebs, I have studied evolution my entire adult life. Ok, I can tell you, we have collected fossils from all over the world that actually show the evolution of different species, ok? You can literally see them evolving through time.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Rachel: Well first, for forgetting to throw you a bridal shower.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Pete: Ah, no it's not. I've got picture-in-picture here. (to other caller) Yeah. (listens) Yeah, okay. I'm gonna have to call you back later. (pause) Monica? You. I'm gonna have to call you back.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: You wanna explain that?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Rachel: Oh my God! You got her to stop crying!

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You don’t need that kind’ve hurt. Take it from a guy who’s never had a long term relationship......

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Ross: Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe-Estelle: It’s a little coincidental, but believable. (Joey nods in agreement). Listen, I’m sure you’re wondering why I didn’t get you an audition for that TV movie.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

Ross: Oh mom! Okay, umm, her name is Carol. And she's really pretty. And smart. And uh, she's-she's on the lacrosse team and the golf team. Can you believe it? She plays for both teams!

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Joey: Hey, hey! You said you're gonna wear a thong, where's the thong?

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Oh my god, Frank, are you thinking of leaving? Because I didn't have those triplets so you could just run out on them!

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, I’m gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Oh, come on Joey! You will totally keep it in check this time, and plus y’know the publicity would be really good for your career! And you deserve that! And if you do the interview you can mention, oh I don’t know, gal pal Rachel Green?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Ross: Chandler Muriel Bing. Boy, your parents never gave you a chance did they?

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

The Hot Girl: No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know what’s going on here. Okay, you guys… STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that you’re acting mad because you think that it’ll make it easier to leave. But deep down you’re still really sad. Deep-deep down.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Monica: Now Joey, you go down there and you suck up to him. I mean you suck like you’ve never sucked before!

"Friends", season 4, episode 4