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'YOU' in a movie sentence | examples for 'YOU' from movies

Phoebe: Thank you! (to Rachel) Oh, and I have something for you!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Oh, Pheebs, baby, that's nice but, you know what, I think I'm ok. Why don't you give it to one of your other single girlfriends?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Oh, then I'll tell you. My agency was bidding for a big account and they got it! It's my first national commercial!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I'm a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I'm old! (then he yawns) I'm tired! (then he mimes someone who's hot...) Hey, I'm hot (...and cold) I'm cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can't I do?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Guess who's a finalist for a huge research grant! I'll give you a hint, he's looking right at you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Charlie: Wait. Are you talking about the Dewar grant?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Charlie: No, no, we ended up in great terms. I mean, if anything, I think this could help you. You know what? Why don't we all go out to dinner together, and I can introduce you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Well, if you think it would help.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Ok, now, is there anything I can do to... you know, butter him up? Anything he really likes?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Well, I told you I had to spend all the day clearing out stuff, so Mike could move in.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh, it's so hard to get rid of stuff! Did you and Chandler have to make compromises when you first moved in together?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah. I really hate to give her up. Oh, I know!! Oh, you should take her!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Why, you don't like her?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Really? You think?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Hey you guys.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Joe, I told you, you're just not right for the part.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: What do you mean? Rach, don't I seem like a professor you'd buy some kind of e-crap from?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: Just watch it, and if you don't like it, you don't pass it on to your bosses!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: Thank you. (he sits down)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Just tell Joey that you watched the tape and you liked it, but your bosses didn't. Then that way, you're the good guy and they're the bad guys.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: I can't believe I'm about to meet Benjamin Hobart. I've always thought of him as one of the people I'd invite to my fantasy dinner party. Do you think there's any chance he'll bring Christie Brinkley or C3PO?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: Charlie! My God, you look absolutely stunning!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: So good to see you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: It's an honor to meet you. I can't tell you how long I've been an admirer of your work, I mean, that Nobel prize, (he thumbs up) whoooo! I mean, I have to tell you that, you're one of the reasons I got into the field.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: (to Ross) Thank you! (to Charlie). I can't believe that you chose this restaurant! Do you remember the night?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin (to Ross): You weren't there!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: No, but, it's, you know, it's just a funny image, you know, the two of you, in this restaurant, with... (laughs nervously)tzz-zzz, mmm.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Charlie: Ross, why don't you tell Benji about your proposal, while I go to the ladies room?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Did you just say "break up with Charlie"?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Kind of inappropriate, don't you think?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: I'm sorry. I just haven't seen her for so long! All these feelings are rushing back! I'm starting to realize how much I missed her, and I'm gonna need you to break up with her.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Are you serious?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: If you say yes then I'm serious, if you say no then I'm joking!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: No, he really hates it. But he's gonna let me keep my box of human hair! So you got to pick your battles. But the good news is, Gladys is yours!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh, she's that work of art I made, you know, with the woman coming out of the frame.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: Oh, I didn't know you wanted her too!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already gave that to Monica, so...

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: You know, I would give her up, for you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: No, I couldn't let you do that.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: But I don't want you to.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: (sarcastic) No, no, that's ok. You won fair and square. I'm so sad!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: (looks at him suspiciously) But, ehm... you watched the tape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: (sounds confident) You didn't watch the tape.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: I'm not lying to you, I watched it!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: Well, you lied again! (Rachel comes out of her room and is observing the conversation)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: (yelling back) No you didn't! (turns and goes towards his room)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: (following him) I'm telling you, I watched the tape. (Reaches Joey's room and Joey slams the door in his face)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Did you watch the tape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: No! I'm sorry, we were looking for "Baby It's You". Baby It's You.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: But you are a liar.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: You still here?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: Ok whoah-hey... Let me just stop you right there, ok? First, you lied, right? Then, you lied about lying, ok? Then you lied about lying about lying, ok? So before you lie about lying about lying about lying about... lying... (loses count and begins to count the number of 'lyings' in the air but gives up.) (yelling) Stop lying!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Why are you so sure I didn't watch this tape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: (very angry) You wanna know wh...? You wanna know why? (goes back into his room)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: (comes out holding the tape) Here's how I know you didn't watch the tape, ok? (puts it into the vcr) If you had seen what was on this tape, believe me, you would have some comments. Alright, now remember, I got paid a lot of money for this and it only aired in Japan. (presses play and he appears on the TV screen and a TV commercial begins)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Well, hey! How about right above the TV? (Points to the spot where her famous French poster is hanging). That way, it will be the first thing that you see when you walk in the door!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: (genuinely excited about it) Yeah, yeah! And you can get rid of that French poster.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Oh hi! Hello! Uh, have you come to ask me some more paleontology related questions? Uhm... your grandmother's nickname, perhaps? (Now yelling) Aunt Margaret's pants size?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: Anyway, I've decided to offer you the grant.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: Hey, you got one right!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Alright, fine. You can keep it. As long as you don't mind that she's haunted.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: No, too late. You can't give it back! (she pushes the painting back to Rachel)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Monica: No you can't. She's yours!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: Look, I'm sorry I didn't give them your tape. And I promise, next time to submit you whether I think you are right for the part or not.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Chandler: I know. You're right. What's it gonna take for you to forgive me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: Now, what do you say?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Charlie: Did you get the grant?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: No I didn't, and you want to know why? Because your ex-boyfriend is still in love with you.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Yeah. He wouldn't give me the grant, because I wouldn't give you up.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: If you don't believe me, let's go talk to him, okay? I'm telling you, he didn't ask me one paleontological question.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, no. He did ask me one. Uhm... How do you spell Mboscodictiosaur?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: Dr. Geller...? Charlie... What are you... what are you doing here?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: Like I tried to tell you in the interview Ross, this grant is not based on your knowledge of pretty useless trivia.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: No, no, no. Don't do that! I want you to look her in the eyes, and tell her the truth.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: Alright, it's true. I behaved horribly. But it's only because I still love you. And I would do anything to have you back in my life.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: I never should have broken up with you. I think about you all the time. I mean, do you ever still think about me?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: Listen, I know, I may be way out of bounds here, but is there any chance you will take me back?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Benjamin: I love you!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: Come on C.H.E.E.S.E., I’m not leaving without you! Try routing your backup source through your primary CPU.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Emily: Oh, well, I’ll show you around.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Sandy: I realise how it's... a bit unorthodox for some people, but I really believe, the most satisfying thing you can do with your life, is take care of a child.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Dr. Rhodes: Wait a minute, hold it. (He goes to the door and opens it.) Johnson! Will you come in here a moment?

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Monica: Oh, well don’t take it to the same place you took the stereo, ‘cause they’ve had that thing for over a week.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Phoebe: The most popular Phoebe in tennis is called the overhand Phoebe. And if you win, you must slap your opponent on the Phoebe and say, "Hi, Phoebe!"

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Monica: So, how’d the lasagne go over? (listens) Really?! Good. So you owe me three pretty things. (listens) Yeah, I’ve been thinking a lot about you too. (listens) I know. It’s hard this whole platonic thing. (listens) It’s a word!

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Joey: Thank you. (stands up and kisses her lips.) Waiter! �lright, this is gonna be fast, so try to keep up: Risotto with the shaped truffles and the roasted rip steak with the golden Chanterelles and a Bordelaise sauce and that any that stuff I just said means snails. (Hope, *I* kept up.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Joey: (clinks his glass) I’d like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) I’m sorry. And-and some scared memories—Whoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized I’ll always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Melissa: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin’ together I… (Phoebe is shocked.) I just didn’t want to tell you ‘cause I didn’t think that you’d return my love, and now that you have… (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Rachel: I don’t care! I don’t care! You are going to have to take her out again and end it, and end it in way that she knows it’s actually ended. And, I don’t care how hard it is for you, do not tell her that you will call her again!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Michelle: Thank you so much for letting me do this. Public bathrooms freak me out, I can't even pee, let alone doanything else.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Joey: I don't believe this... Have you guys been...

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

JOEY: You know it's funny you should mention that 'cause I was thinkin'... what's with the boxes?

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Ross: All right, look, look, you’ve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Ross, tonight was about the two of you getting along. (Ross groans and rubs his neck) Oh, would you just see my chiropractor, already.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Thank you for writing your book. Its-its uh, great book and you are the queen of everything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

[Scene: the 5th Precinct, Gary's precinct, Chandler has come to talk to him about commitment. And as he's walking through the door he notices a couple of "Ladies of the night" sitting there. (If you know what I mean.)]

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Ross, just for my own piece of mind, you’re not married to anymore of us are ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, you’ve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything you’re particularly proud of?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but he’s really into the game so I don’t want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

JOEY: Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me... [Fun Bobby picks Joey up off the ground, bounces him. Joey laughs.] Alright! It still works.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Monica: Pleased to meet you. So you're coming to Rachel's party tonight?

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Chandler: All right, fine, you know what, we'll both sit in the chair. (sits on Joey's lap) I'm soooo, comfortable.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so I’m happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldn’t have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh hey! Can you, can you hang on a second? (To Phoebe and Rachel) It’s the producers over at Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. can you excuse me for a minute? (On phone) Hey, funny you should call. I was just looking over next week’s script. (Listens) Canceled?! (Listens) Like they’re taking it off the air? (Listens) Ohh. (Listens) All right, see you Monday. (Listens) We’re not even shootin’ them anymore?!! (Listens) All right, bye! (Hangs up) They canceled Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

CHANDLER: I don't know. I just had this weird sense. You know, but that's me. I'm weird and sensitive. Tissue?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento.   You, however have had the love of a woman for four years.   Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it!  I don't think that was my point!

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Oh my God! Oh my God that’s awful! What did you think of the house?

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Joey: I-I think everybody’s pretending they don’t hear you. Anyway, look, I don’t know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, I’m telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Charlie: Ok, you want the dirt? Alby was seriously insecure. I mean, he was really intimidated by the guy I dated before him.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh well, okay, hey, y’know how when you’re umm, you’re walking down the street and you see three people in a row, and you say, "Oh, that’s nice?"

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: This is the happiest dog in the world. I borrowed him from my friend Wendy. Now, you can only keep him until he cheers you up. And he will cheer you up!

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Phoebe: I-I can’t find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! I’m telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cake—ooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Phoebe: See? And you don't care if people are staring, it's just for a second cause then you're gone!

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, I’ve known them separately and I’ve known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Joey: Okay, hey, museum geeks, party’s over. Okay. Wave bye-bye to the nice lady. There you go. Back to your parent’s basement. All right. (The museum geeks exit and Joey unlocks his door and lets the chick and the duck out.) Come on boys, come on out! Here you go. All right.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

RACHEL: I don't know, you tell me. One minute I'm holding Ben like a football, the next thing I know, I've got two kids, I'm living in Scarsdale complaining about the taxes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Phoebe: (reading): Dear Ms. Green, thank you for your inquiry, however... oh... (crumples up letter)

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling it’s the Gellers. (She pays no attention she’s talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, it’s the Gellers. (She’s still not responding.) She’s very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Oh my God! YOU FORGOT THE PIES? Well, I cannot believe this. You force me to make dinner, then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Mr. Treeger:: Right. (Starts to leave) Hey, ahh, you wanna come? Marge has a girlfriend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Mr. Waltham: I-I was wondering, my niece you see is in from London—well Shropshire really but y’know—well she’s about your age I say. Anyway I have tickets for the opera, Die Fledermaus, and I was wondering if you’d like to keep her company this evening?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! I’m gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Phoebe: You won't even taste it?

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Chandler: You can’t tell, but I’m trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Ross: (coming out of the kitchen with a cup of coffee, almost running into Tommy) Oh-ho, whoa! Sorry, Tommy. I almost spilled this hot coffee on you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Chandler: Let her know I like her? What are you, insane? (The girls make disgusted noises.) It's the next day! How needy do I want to seem? (To the guys) I'm right, right?

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Phoebe: Uh huh yeah (stands up) there's just something umm, there's something you should know (Pause) Vicrum just called.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Mike: But, I mean, you have met... humans before, right? Look, why don't you go talk to my mom?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Janine: (muttering to herself) Or I’ll hear you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Monica: I got you the foot massager.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: I’m sorry. When you were in high school you made out with a 50-year-old woman?

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Rachel: Well y’know, it’s you guys. You-you do this kind of stuff! Y’know? I mean, you-you were gonna get married in Vegas and then you backed out! I guess I’m not upset because I don’t see you guys going through with it. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Joey: Oh, you have no idea. And-and when we’re on stage I get to-to kiss her and-and touch her, but then she goes home with the director, and it’s like somebody’s ripping out my heart!

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Jason: I was passin’ by and I saw that you were playing tonight, it’s kinda cool seeing you up there. (kisses her)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: All right, y'know forget hypnosis. The way to quit smoking is you have to dance naked in a field of heather, and then bath in the sweat of six healthy young men.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

Dr. Gettleman: (To a patient) I think you just have a cold, it's definitely not Strep.

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Ok, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, a whole nother machine for colors, and a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your under-panty things.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Phoebe: I just felt so bad, missing this. So I just slipped him a little something, you know. As long as I'm back in five or six hours, it will be alright.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: Joey, this is for you. (gives him a jar of jam) It's blackberry curin.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Joey: Well you’re not selling the story! It’s like; it’s like you don’t believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when I’m preparing for an audition. Okay? I’ll set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what you’re doing wrong.

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

Professor Spafford: (speaking very slowly) And then my wife and I went on a cruise to the Galapagos. There was a sea food buffet you wouldn't believe. There were clams, and mussels, and oysters, and cracked crab, and snow crab, and king crab. It's a pity I'm allergic to shellfish.

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Emily: It was dreadful. I felt terrible about how I acted when you said those wonderful things.

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Phoebe: Left! (Rachel hands her the napkin in her left hand and they both unfold and read them.) Thank you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Estelle: (Looks confused) Let me start over. I just got a call about an audition. I think you can still make it. It's down at the Astor Theatre and you need to have a monologue prepared.

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Chandler: I'm not yanking you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Rachel: Op! Wait, you dropped a pea.

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Monica: (breaking it up) Uh Rachel? Rachel, why don’t you sit here? (Next to Joey) And Will you sit way over there. (The other side of the table.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Joey: No room? It’s a baby. It’s like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Y’know, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, it’s cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldn’t even notice it. Where’s the baby? (Mumbles that it’s over in the corner.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 7

Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) He’s a good kisser isn’t he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) I’m going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. Do you know how long it's been since I've grabbed a spoon? Do the words 'Billy, don't be a hero' mean anything to you?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Monica: Okay, but wouldn’t it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Monica: Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Pheebs, you’ve been up for 24 hours! Go to sleep, honey. Th-this isn’t healthy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didn’t take any of my suggestions! That’s for coming buddy. I’ll see you later. (Starts to walk out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Present Chandler's voice: Remember that big party? Freshman year? A week before Christmas vacation? I do. You had some visitors.

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Well that’s a little crazy. Although I am y’know glad to hear that you’re branching out on what you look at on the Internet.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Rachel: No! No! Seriously, what’s wrong with the dog?! Wait a minute, what are you doing home so early? What happened to your date?

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girl’s apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Doug: Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Don’t you?

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: (to the fireman) Hey buddy, do you think I can borrow your uniform this Thursday?

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

JOEY: Oh, what about that thing he did when he tipped the guy who showed us to our seats. You never even saw the money, it was like this. [With money in his palm] Hey Chandler, thanks for showing us to our seats [shakes his had and passes the dollar].

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Rachel: Well, wait a minute, you’re the boss! Why don’t you just yell at them? Or, fire them?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Julio: Flowers of Evil, by Beaudalire. Have you read it?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Joey: Oh that’s too bad. I’ve kinda been saving up. (She just looks at him in horror.) Uh, are you sure there’s no studies I can participate in?

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

RACHEL: You give me back my sweater or it's handbag marinara.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12