words in movies
Monica: Hey you guys?
Rachel: Please tell me youre not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Monica: You have to!
Joey: No way! Look, Halloween is so stupid! Dressing up, pretending to be someone youre not
Chandler: Youre an actor!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Phoebe: Wait a second! So, whats new with you?
Phoebe: Huh. Okay. Well, Im really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.)
Ursula: Wait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess thatd be okay.
Ursula: Sure! Why not? You could be my sister for the day.
Phoebe: Yeah. Okay. Umm, yknow, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy youre marrying.
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Monica: Wait! Youre supposed to wear a costume!
Monica: Im Catwoman, who wants to borrow the dress when youre too big for it.
Rachel: (to them) Just a minute!!! (She takes the candy and opens the door to two parents, a witch, a clown, and a cowgirl.) Look at you guys! Wow! You are a very scary witch. (Gives her candy.)
Witch: Thank you.
Rachel: And you are a very funny clown. (Gives him candy.)
Clown: Thank you.
Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Yknow, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I dont suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
Rachel: (To Monica) Oh, you did this to him?
Monica: You didnt dress up either?!
Phoebe: (To Chandler) That is so you!
Rachel: Oh! (Opens the door to reveal a ballerina) Well youre just the prettiest ballerina Ive ever seen.
Ballerina: Thank you. (Pirouettes.)
Ballerina: Thank you. (Does another ballerina move.)
Ballerina: I love you! (Hugs Rachel.)
Monica: What are you supposed to be?
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
Phoebe: Okay, I will. But right after you tell me who the hell you are.
Eric: Oh my God, youre the sister!
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
Phoebe: Okay. (Hands him a napkin.) So, what are you?
Phoebe: Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.
Eric: So what do you do?
Eric: Yknow you dont have to stand here with me, believe me
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Phoebe: Thank you.
Monica: You read comic books right?
Monica: Who do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?
Joey: But between you and Phoebe, Id have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Joey: Are you kiddin? Phoebe lived on the street. Okay? Plus, shes got this crazy temper. SheShes not standing right behind me is she?
Monica: No youre fine. (Joey checks anyway.) All right well, do you think I could take Rachel?
Monica: What?! Come on I am tough! Punch me right here! (Her stomach) As hard as you can!
Joey: Will you relax?! What are you taking this so seriously for? It doesnt matter.
Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, yknow, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Monica: Youre getting a crush on your sisters fianc�e.
Phoebe: No Im not! You are!
Rachel: Hi! Yknow what honey, were actually out of candy right now. But someone just went out to get some and I have been giving out money but Im out of that too. Hey, can I write you a check?
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Ross: You made it!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Ross: Thats funny. Yeah. Yknow youre the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Chandler: Oh relax man, relax. Youre looking a little flushed.
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
Joey: So you think Ross too?
Chandler: (To Monica) You picked Ross?!
Monica: Ross is really strong! Okay, hes the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.
Chandler: I cannot believe you didnt pick me.
Ross: Uh, in her defense, shes right. I am stronger. I would destroy you.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.
Chandler: (To Ross) Youre going down.
Ross: Oh yeah? Youre going further down! Downtown!
Rachel: Oh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
Rachel: Honey, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
Rachel: Gotta go! (Opens the door to a boy in a cape.) Hi! Wow! There you go! (Hands him some candy.)
Boy in the Cape: My friend Lewis told me you were giving out money.
Rachel: Well is it fair that all you did was put on a cape and I gotta give you free stuff?
Rachel: You shut up!
Boy in the Cape: You cant tell me to shut up!
Rachel: (To Joey) Yeah I knowIm goodI got it! (Joey slowly backs away.) (To the boy) Now wait a minute, Ive got one more thing I have to say to you oh right! Shut up!
Boy in the Cape: Youre a mean old woman. (Runs away.)
Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you dont have to do this, okay? Its the strength you have inside that means the most to me. Youre loyal, youre honest, and you have integrity! Thats the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!
Phoebe: Yknow the only reason hes marrying you is because he thinks all the things you were saying about yourself were true.
Phoebe: Why are you lying to him?
Ursula: (waving the cigarette in Phoebes face) Its a filthy, disgusting habit and I want you to quit now!
Eric: Oh right, youve got a church group meeting tonight.
Eric: (To Phoebe) Well, it was nice meeting you.
Phoebe: You too. And Ursula?! It was really nice meeting you tonight!!
Joey: (laughing) Okay, if you say so. All right, ready? Set! Go!
Ross: (To Chandler) So, you gettin tired?
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Ross: Hey, at least you have a wife! I-I keep getting divorces and knockin people up! And Im dressed as doody.
Chandler: Youre Spudnik.
Joey: (to her) Youre a weird lady.
Eric: Well, I guess Ill see you at the wedding. (Exits and Phoebe follows him into the hall.)
Phoebe: Umm listen, I dont think I dont think Im gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world.
Phoebe: Okay I cant let you do this! Shes lying to you.
Phoebe: No. Youre not, youre not stupid.
Phoebe: Thats good, you should be impulsive and you should be romantic. Just you did it with the wrong person. (He looks at her.) What?
Phoebe: Yeah, you should. (They shake hands.)
Joey: Come on! Youre good with kids. Theyre just crazy on Halloween. Yknow, theyre all greedy and hopped up on sugar!
Rachel: Really? You think thats all it is?
Monica: Look, I wanted to tell Im-Im sorry you lost.
Chandler: Would you tell her I let you win please?
Chandler: I am strong! Ill show you! (He sits down at the table.)
Chandler: Oh whats the matter? Are you scared?
The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?
Cassie: Yeah! Thank you so much for letting me stay here.
Joey: Hey! You ready to go?
Joey: Nothing, Im just practicing blowing you off because Im gonna be a big movie star!
Rachel: Chandler, what are you doing?
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Chandler: Okay, you give the worst massages in the world.
Monica: (runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. Theres....been a fire.
Danny: Are you close with them?
Phoebe: Well, I can't help you.
Joey: Hey! How you doin?
Joey: (to Phoebe) Hey, how you doin?
Chandler: Yeah, I know what youre thinkin! Yes, yes, your breasts are just as firm and juicy.
Rachel: And you know Monica and Ross!
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
Rachel: You mean the mom you met in Montauk. She was a cat?!
Kim: Yeah, nothing happen. You could cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Chandler: You're right, it has been you dream for over 15 seconds.
Phoebe: Yeah! And if you wanna look 19, then you You gotta do something about your eyes.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Will you take my place?
Ross: Oh, no no no. Nono, this is just vintage Rachel. I mean, things just sort of happen around you. I mean, you're off in Rachel-land, doing your Rachel-thing, totally oblivious to people's monkeys, or to people's feelings...
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Mrs. Green: Well all right. Ill see you at four.
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Ross: Well do you want some help?
Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, theyre gonna start to think that I dont own it. So I figured Ill wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?
Ross: Oh! Wow! Uh, yeah! That sounds great. Im just gonna put this (The money) back in my pocket, pretend that didnt happen. Uh yeah, actually Im free now. Do you wanna grab some coffee or
Monica: I'm sorry honey, but we're gonna take you shopping. It's gonna be fine.
Ben: Aunt Phoebe, what are you doing here?
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Phoebe: Im not writing about you! Im writing about other people.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
Joey: No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebes our friend! Well, Im not gonna watch it!
Student: I was wondering if you would consider coaching me for it?
Emily: Good night, it was very nice to meet you all. (Storms out.)
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Phoebe: Susan, he looks just like you.
Rachel: Oh, heres that trench-coat that you wanted.
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Rachel: (grabbing her coat) Okay? You ready?
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Rachel: Well then you just must have a natural talent for it.
Ross: No! No! LookHey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!
Chandler: Very, very funny, but don't say things like that in front of Monica. I don't want you putting any ideas in her head.
Phoebe: Are you asking me to have a frenaissance?
RACHEL: No, see this isn't about the movie theatre, this is about you stealing my wind.
Monica: Chandler, you dont believe in soul mates?
Joey: Are you sure?
Host: Folks, has this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, (Joey is in the background struggling to open a cartoon of milk) and these darn cartons are so flingin'-flangin' hard to open.
Chandler: Yeah, I think for us, kissing is pretty much like an opening act, y'know? I mean it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out.
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
Ross: So Joey umm, you look familiar. Are uh, are you on TV or something?
Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
Rachel: Wait-wait where are you going? Where are you going?
Phoebe: Not if you were here.
Joey: Hey-hey dude, why are you changing the subject? Why? Will you make the call or what?
Phoebe: Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Ray: Whenever youre ready.
Rachel: I know, it's huge, and it's scary, and it's... really far, far away from you guys, but this is such an incredible opportunity for me. And I've already talked to them about our situation with Emma, and they said they'll do whatever we need to make us feel comfortable.
Monica: Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Joey: Yeah!Hey, you just have to promise not to get yourself thrown out again.
Chandler: Look, you dont have to draw an actual wowhoa! Shes hot!
Phoebe: Yeah. Yeah, thats what you need a good pill.
Rachel: Thank you. (Hugs him.)
Ross: Im telling you.
Monica: Yknow what? Youre-youre right.
Phoebe: You got it!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: You should be!
Joey: (To Chandler) You?! (To Monica) And-and you?!
Phoebe: You were fantastic! Im so proud of you!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Ross: You sure?
Ross: Uh Dad, Emmas in the nursery. Ill take you now. If you want, but (To Rachel) I really want to talk to you.
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Rachel: Well, Im sorry, I thought you needed them!
Ross: What?! Are you insane? This woman stole from you. She stole. She's a stealer.
tip the scales in my direction. Check it out, you can probably see it from the window. (They all head to the window.)
Ross: What are you doing up?
Phoebe: That sounds really great, but maybe you should be in charge of wiping.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Phoebe: No, listening! Sit! Yknow, maybe it would just really, really help if you would just talk.
Amy: wow. They must put a lot of makeup on you.
Cheryl: So, thank you for the delicious dinner.
Monica: Joey! (He returns) Now that youre here
Joey: Wow! How do you know how to do that?!
Monica: Joey, you know you dont actually have one.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Rachel: Ok, not that you need it but good...GOD!Is that Chase Lassiter?He's straight, right?
Joey: You cooked him?
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Monica: Sounds like you need to think about what you want, talk to Gavin, and you definitely should talk to Ross
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Tim: Awww, Ill miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Why do you care about the guy who won the Paris trip?
Monica to Emma: Hey you.
Kash: Hey! How come I havent seen you here before?
Rachel: Oh yeah! You reallyYou look great.