words in movies
Chandler: Yeah, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and they tell you it went off to live on some farm.
Joey: "Warden, in five minutes my pain will be over. But you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die."
Joey: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.
Chandler: It's fine, it's fine. Look, do you wanna get this part, or not? Here.
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Monica: What did they do to you?
Phoebe: It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I'm going through my mail, and I open up their monthly, you know, STATEMENT-
Joey: What are you talking about? Keep it!
Rachel: Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping!
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...
Monica: We're with you. We got it.
Rachel: Chandler, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Oh, I can't believe you! You've been so good, for three years!
Ross: Hold on a second, alright? Just think about what you went through the last time you quit.
Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.
Paula: Listen. As someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you: that is not such a terrible thing. I mean, they're your friends, they're just looking out after you.
Paula: Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..
Ross: Yeah, well, you didn't know Chi Chi.
Monica: Do you all promise?
Monica: (shouts to Chandler) Chandler? Do you promise to be good?
Joey: You can come in, but your filter-tipped little buddy has to stay outside!
Phoebe: 'Dear Ms. Buffay. Thank you for calling attention to our error. We have credited your account with five hundred dollars. We're sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this- (Searches in her purse) -football phone as our free gift.' Do you believe this?! Now I have a thousand dollars, and a football phone!
Monica: (to all) Okay, please be good, please. Just remember how much you all like me.
Alan: I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!
Monica: (to Alan) Thanks. I'll call you tomorrow. (Alan exits, to all) Okay. Okay, let's let the Alan-bashing begin. Who's gonna take the first shot, hmm?
Rachel: And did you notice...? (She spreads her thumb and index finger.)
Chandler: Oh, yeah. I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhof impression alone. You know I'm gonna be doing that at parties, right? (Does the impression)
Ross: You know what I like most about him, though?
All: WE WON!! Thank you! Yes!
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Rachel: Well, no. That's impossible. You can never be too Alan.
Phoebe: I brought you alphabet soup.
Lizzie: Did you pick out the vowels?
Phoebe: Yes. But I left in the Ys. 'Cause, y'know, "sometimes y". Uh, I also have something else for you. (She searches in her purse.)
Phoebe: No, but would you like a thousand dollars and a football phone?
Lizzie: Weird Girl, what are you doing?
Phoebe: No, I want you to have it. I don't want it.
Lizzie: No, no, I ha-I have to give you something.
Lizzie: Would you like my tin-foil hat?
Phoebe: No. 'Cause you need that. No, it's okay, thanks.
Phoebe: Okay, alright, you buy me a soda, and then we're even. Okay?
Lizzie: Keep the change. (To Phoebe) Sure you don't wanna pretzel?
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Joey: Oh, (Imitating Ross) "you do, do you"?
Ross: You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
Monica: Did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?
Monica: Can you believe it? ...Y'know what? I just don't feel the thing. I mean, they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing.
Paula: Honey.. you should always feel the thing. Listen, if that's how you feel about the guy, Monica, dump him!
Joey: Do you have any respect for your body?
Ross: Don't you realise what you're-you're doing to yourself?
Chandler: Hey, y'know, I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and your heart disease. The bottom line is, smoking is cool, and you know it.
Rachel: (holding the phone out to Chandler) Chandler? It's Alan, he wants to speak to you.
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Ross: Hey Pheebs, you gonna have the rest of that Pop-Tart?.. Pheebs?
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
Phoebe: You know.. you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone, and I just- I- (starts chewing her hair)
Monica: -but that wouldn't be fair to me, it wouldn't be fair to Alan- It wouldn't be fair to you!
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
Alan: Yeah, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you, I am a little relieved.
Alan: Yeah, well, I had a great time with you.. I just can't stand your friends.
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Ross: You had a rough day, huh.. c'mere. (She sits down and Ross strokes her forehead.)
Phoebe: (shouting as he leaves) If you never smoke again I'll give you seven thousand dollars!
Phoebe: Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Terry: Good to see you again!
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Terry: Why would you think that?
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: (To herself) Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: That was you!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Chandler: Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that?
Chandler: So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Rachel: Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.
Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Ross: You may want to lose the foam finger!
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Rachel: Did you talk to him?
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Roger: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
Monica (to Joey): Why the hell did you take her?
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Chandler: Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!
Rachel: (picks it up) OK... ah, it's light... (shakes it)...it rattles... it's... (opens it) Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you! (she gives it back to him)
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Joey: Yeah, for you!
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Monica: Are you okay?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: And-and youre using my name!
Phoebe: Yknow, you are 12 years older than her.
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, (Demonstrates) or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.
Rachel: Really?! You think that will work?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Ross: What are you talking about?
Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
Phoebe: Yeah! Its so much better than first grade when you dont know whats going on and definitely better than third grade. Yknow with all the politics and mind games.
Chandler: Oh, it doesnt matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.) Hey, yknow what, Ive got two tickets to tonights Rangers game, you wanna come with me?