words in movies
Ross: Hey you guys!
Ross: Hey, what are you doing?
Phoebe: So what did you two do about it?
Ross: There's no way around it Pheebs, you just gonna have to accept the fact that this is gonna cost you a lot of money.
Mike: Are you serious?
Phoebe: Yeah! Now, how would you feel if we gave all the wedding money to charity and we just got married at City Hall?
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Chandler: (to Ross) Maybe you do that next time you get married!
Chandler: You know you don't want me to help. You can't have it both ways!
Joey: Hey, is this person who decides whether or not you... get a baby?
Monica: Ok, so I think I'm just about done here, unless you have any bad stuff hidden somewhere, like... porn or cigarettes?
Charity guy: May I help you?
Charity guy: Well if you like, we can include your names in our newsletter.
Charity guy: Right. Well, on behalf of the children: thank you both very much.
Rachel: Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.
Rachel: So, uhm... what are you gonna do today?
Rachel: (upset) All right, well, if you must know... I had a traumatic... swing incident... when I was little.
Ross: (sarcastic) And you made it through that? I wonder who's gonna play you in the movie!
Rachel: Ok, fine! You can make fun of me. I do not want Emma going there. And I was thinking Claire Danes.
Ross: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and besides Emma loves them. You know what, you should come with us and you'll see!
Rachel: Ross, those things go like 40 miles an hour! Ok? When you're... and there is that moment when you are at the top, when you just don't know if you're gonna return back to earth!
Ross: Space is filled with orbiting children. (pause) Look, please, just come on, you know, when you’ll see the look on Emma’s face, I swear you won’t regret it.
Ross: Good, you don’t want to be one of those mothers who pass on their irrational fears on their children, do you?
Rachel: Irrational, huh? All right, well, I’ll remember that the next time you freak out about a spider in your apartment!
Monica: We’re waiting for the adoption lady, but, hey, I’m glad you’re here. I was cleaning this morning and I found this (she puts a box on the table and opens it). I don’t know if you wanna use it, but…
Phoebe: Awe, this is so sweet of you! But you know what? I won’t be needing a veil, I actually won’t be wearing a dress at all!
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Monica: That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?
Chandler: But you already gave all your money to charity!
Chandler: I don’t think you can do that!
Ross: I promise you she’s safe! No watch how much she loves this.
Ross: See, I told you!
Ross: Ok! (he takes the camera and walks backwards to take a shot) See? Scared of swings, I bet you feel pretty silly (a swinging boy knocks him down) Ow!
Charity guy: Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don’t think that that’s ever happened before.
Charity guy: So you’re asking us to refund your donation to the children?
Laura: Thank you!
Monica: Would you like something to drink?
Monica: Ok. Great. I am so glad that you are here. We’re really excited about getting this process started.
Monica: Ah, thank you. This building does have a wholesome family feel to it.
Laura: You know, I... I feel like I've been here before. Are any other couples in the building adopting?
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
Rachel: Oh, oh Ross, oh my God, are you okay?
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Ross: No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.
Ross: Look, I just think you're an adult, okay? And you should get over your silly fears.
Rachel: If you hold a spider.
Rachel: IF you hold a spider.
Chandler: WE'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, BERT. EVERYTHNG'S FINE!!
Chandler: (nervous smile) You can't make this stuff up!
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Mike: Well, hey, at least you're getting a proper wedding. I mean, you really deserve that.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do. You know, I had nothing growing up. (thinks for a few seconds) Just like the kids I took the money from.
Monica: Oh, by the way, you are more than welcome to look under any of the furniture, because, believe me, you won't find any porn or cigarettes under there!
Monica: (Pulls Laura into the spare room) Why don't I show you the baby's room?
Chandler: What the hell are you doing?
Joey: Well, you wouldn't let me in, so I thought you were in trouble.
Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!
Chandler: (escorting Joey to the door) You have to get out of here. You slept with our social worker and you never called her back and she is still pissed, so she can't see you.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Laura: What are you doing here?
Laura: Are you friends with him?
Joey: Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.
Joey: Oh... yeah... Probably you don't even remember my name. It's Joey, by the way. And don't bother telling me yours, because I totally remember it... lady. Yeah! I waited weeks for you to call me.
Laura: I gave you my number, you never called me.
Joey: No, no! Don't try to turn this around on me, ok? I'm not some kind of... social work, ok, that you can just... do.
Laura: (embarrassed towards Chandler and Monica) Well, I'm pretty sure I gave you my number.
Joey: Really? Think about it. Come on! You're a beautiful woman, smart, funny, we had a really good time, huh? If I had your number, why wouldn't I call you?
Joey: No, no, hey, no! Too late for apologies... ok? You broke my heart. You know how many women I had to sleep with to get over you? (and he leaves the apartment, leaving her shocked)
Laura: (laughing nervously) I'm sorry that you had to see that. I'm so embarrassed...
Laura: Boy, you people are nice... And I've got to say... I think you're going to make excellent parents.
Charity guy: Are you here to take more money? Because, I think what you're looking for is an ATM.
Phoebe: Yeah, because you know what, it's... it's all about the children.
Mike: (takes the check from Phoebe) Ok, look! Enough! Alright? I'm stepping in. I'm putting my foot down! As your future husband I'm going to make this decision for us. (thinking) Now... what do you think we should do?
Charity guy: You know what? It's not your decision anymore.
Phoebe: But... but... but we're giving you this!
Charity guy: Yeah... And I'm giving it back to you... Come on! Consider it a contribution. (gives the check to Phoebe)
Charity guy: Absolutely! And when you do, make sure you ask for Brian.
Phoebe: Oh, is that you?
Chandler: Hello...? Have you seen Joey's bat?
Ross: There you go! Good for you! And you know what, I'm actually getting used to this little guy. I don't really even feel him in here anymore.
Phoebe: Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Terry: Good to see you again!
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Terry: Why would you think that?
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: (To herself) Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: That was you!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Chandler: Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that?
Chandler: So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Rachel: Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.
Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Ross: You may want to lose the foam finger!
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Rachel: Did you talk to him?
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Roger: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
Monica (to Joey): Why the hell did you take her?
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Chandler: Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!
Rachel: (picks it up) OK... ah, it's light... (shakes it)...it rattles... it's... (opens it) Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you! (she gives it back to him)
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Joey: Yeah, for you!
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Monica: Are you okay?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: And-and youre using my name!
Phoebe: Yknow, you are 12 years older than her.
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, (Demonstrates) or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.
Rachel: Really?! You think that will work?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Ross: What are you talking about?
Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.