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Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Joey: That youre actually 50?
Monica: (watching a happy couple walk by, arm in arm) Would you look at them. Am I ever gonna find a boyfriend again? I gonna die an old maid.
Chandler: Youre not gonna die an old maid, maybe an old spinster cook.
Monica: You made a joke right? So I laughed.
Monica: Well, no. Youre Chandler. Y'know, Chandler! (hits him on the arm)
Monica: Oh, hey! Oh good, you brought food!
Ross: Yeah? What about ah, that bike messenger you hit?
Monica: Seriously, where did you get the hat?
Rachel: Ohh, thank you.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe Sr: Youre Erwins daughter?!
Phoebe Sr: Oh gosh, Lily, yes. Of course I remember Lily. I... Then you must be?
Phoebe: (points to herself) Phoebe. (points to her) Phoebe. Phoebe, yeah. She named me after you I guess.
Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, theres cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!
Phoebe: (goes and gets some cookies) Well, so, umm, anyway umm, Ive been, Ive been looking for my Father, and umm, have you heard from him, or seen him?
Phoebe Sr: The three losers. Oh, poor Lily. (Phoebe notices a picture on the fridge, takes it, and puts it in her pocket.) Ohh, y'know I-I heard about what happened, that must have been just terrible for you, losing your mother that way.
Monica: What are you crazy?!
Joey: Come on! When you go away, you-you have to play, its like a law!
Monica: Aww, thank you.
Rachel: Come on, please?! Im boredddd! You let me do it once before.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Monica: Ah no, the other Phoebe, the one you went to go see.
Monica: Well, why would she lie to you?
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna close my eyes and point to someone, and you, whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Ross: Okay, (reading the card) Fonzy gives you two thumbs up, collect two cool points. Yeah.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Joey: Fine. Gang up on me! I got you all right where I want you.
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
Monica: You painting his toenails?
Monica: Hes totally flirting with you too.
Bonnie: What are you guys doing?!
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Monica: You didnt even take off your pants.
Chandler: Yeah, well, lucky for you.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
Rachel: I mean you definitely should do that.
Bonnie: Yeah, thank you Rachel, you are soo cool.
Bonnie: You wanna touch it?
Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.
Ross: I was having a little chat with ah, Bonnie, and ah, guess what, she-she happened to bring up y'know, who was behind the um, whole head shaving idea, and now, who was it? Oh, thats right, thats right, it was you!
Ross: She said you gave her the razor!
Bonnie: Okay, Ill see you in a bit.
Ross: You can see the moonlight bouncing off her head! What the hell were you thinking?!!
Ross: You dont know?! Rach, you balded my girlfriend!
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross: You still love me?
Ross: You still love me.
Ross: Noo, nnnnn. What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Chandler: (to Joey) Noo!! I dont care! Im not, Im not gonna playing one-on-one strip poker with you for practice!
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Phoebe Sr: But umm, youre right. I think that a person should know where they come from. Wh-which is why I ah, (pause) ahh, (pause) okay. Im your mother.
Phoebe Sr: Y'know I wanted to tell you yesterday, but I just, I kinda felt all floopy, and...
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Chandler: Okay, then you gotta back away, all right? You dont need that kindve hurt. Take it from a guy whos never had a long term relationship......
Bonnie: You guys, the waters great. You should really go in.
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Joey: Right, and you go with Rachel, Bonnies free tonight?
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
Chandler: Hi! Im Dorf! Youre date for the evening. (Monica walks away in disgust) Oh come on! Dorf on dating, thats good stuff!!
Phoebe: Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Terry: Good to see you again!
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Terry: Why would you think that?
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: (To herself) Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: That was you!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Chandler: Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that?
Chandler: So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Rachel: Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.
Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Ross: You may want to lose the foam finger!
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Rachel: Did you talk to him?
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Roger: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
Monica (to Joey): Why the hell did you take her?
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Chandler: Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!
Rachel: (picks it up) OK... ah, it's light... (shakes it)...it rattles... it's... (opens it) Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you! (she gives it back to him)
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Joey: Yeah, for you!
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Monica: Are you okay?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: And-and youre using my name!
Phoebe: Yknow, you are 12 years older than her.
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, (Demonstrates) or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.
Rachel: Really?! You think that will work?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Ross: What are you talking about?
Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.