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Phoebe: Really?! I looked into that. Yeah, but, I mean it costs like $60,000 and yknow you can die. And, you would die!
Joey: And while were down at the video store, you know what else we could rent? Die Hard! (Chandlers excited.) Oh, yknow what? I just remembered, that Everest thing is only available through mail order.
Phoebe: So you guysll stay here and hang out with me?
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Emily: If anyone asks, well just say Ben addressed them. (Looking through the envelopes.) Oh! So you invited Rachel then?
Ross: Wait-wait-wait, do you, do you think, maybe we shouldnt invite her?
Emily: Oh, no-no, yknow I absolutely adore Rachel its just that, well it might be a awkward for you. But its absolutely your decision. (Gets up.) More tea?
Ross: Huh? Yeah, fine, invite whoever you want.
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Monica: Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (To Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Ross: You know you probably didn't know this, but back in high school, I had a, um, major crush on you.
Ross: You did! Oh.... I always figured you just thought I was Monica's geeky older brother.
Ross: Oh. Listen, do you think- and try not to let my intense vulnerability become any kind of a factor herebut do you think it would be okay if I asked you out? Sometime? Maybe?
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Rachel: (to Ross) Yes! Did you see that?
Ross: You were incredible! Brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.
Rachel: I could not have done this without you.
Ross: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Ross: I was doing great with Julie before I found out about you.
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Rachel: Alright, fine, you go ahead and you do that, alright Ross.
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Ross: Oh Im, Im making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
Ross: Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door)
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chloe: Thats so great for you guys!
Ross: Oh, thank you. (She goes to kiss him, but he holds her coat up between their faces to stop her.) Hey, hey. (opens the door, sees Rachel, and hides Chloe behind the door) Rachel!!!!
Rachel: Hi. Ohhh, you got my message.
Ross: Yeah, oh hey, you are right on time.
Rachel: So what do you say? Can I be your girlfriend again?
Ross: Yes, you can, very much.
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Rachel: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, lets talk about it!! How was she?
Joey: She was nothing compared to you.
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Rachel: You seem to really like her.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Ross: You think?
Rachel: Yeah, you got like 14 hours until she has to be at the airport, and youre sitting here in the hallway with a 28-year-old cheerleader with a fat lip.
Ross: Hey, youre right.
Joey: (taking apart the invitation) Hey, pretty smart! Tissue paper! Youre at the wedding, you have to cry, "Handkerchief?" "No-no, I got my invitation."
Phoebe: Hey! Hey, did you get your invitation to Rosss wedding?
Phoebe: Im so jealous youre all going! I cant believe I never knew that you cant fly in your third trimester!
Joey: I knew that! (They all look at him) I sooo didnt know that, but you should see your faces.
Rachel: Oh, no! No you guys! Come on, you dont have to do that! Im happy for him! I am! I reallyIm-Im happIll work on it.
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Monica: You know what would be real weird? Is if you werent there. Just say youll think about it, okay?
Rachel: What did you just say?
Ross: Oh, that is so sweet.(listens) No, no, ok, you hang up. Ok, ok, one, two, three.(He doesn't hang up and motions for Rachel to be quiet.) Well you didn't hang up either.
Ross: Ok, no, no, you hang up. You, you, y(Rachel grabs the phone and hangs it up for him.)
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Ross: Rach, I got a message from you.
Ross: When, when were you... under me?
Rachel: Well, basically, lately, I've uh, I've uh, sort of had feelings for you.
Ross: Really. It's always been you, Rach.
[The next clip is from The One Where Ross and Rachel.... You Know.]
[Scene: The Auditorium, Ross and Rachel are about to... you know.]
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
Ross: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Ross: Y'know, hey! Youre the one who ended it, remember?
Rachel: Yeah, because I was mad at you, not because I stopped loving you!
Ross: You still love me?
Ross: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Monica: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Mr. Geller: Wait, how do you zoom out? (zooms out and we see an extremely overweight Monica eating a big sandwich) There she is.
Chandler: Ahh, so how many cameras are actually on you?
Mrs. Geller: (to Ross on the stairs) I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.
Mrs. Geller: Ahh, are you hadsome.
Monica: (to Ross) I can't believe you did that.
Monica: (seeing the decision) Nooooo. Youre really not going?
Monica: You dont have a car. And your license expired.
Chandler: All right, check it out. Check this out. It says here that theres a place you can go to rent videos of all the museums! (Reading from the book.) "Its almost as good as being there."
Joey: Its better! You cant go to a museum in your underwear!
Chandler: Well, You could, but... probably just the one time.
Phoebe: Wow. So then did you make it with beef or Eggplant?
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
Monica: Oh hey Joey! We've been watching all day, when are you gonna be on TV?
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Terry: Good to see you again!
Rachel: What?! You kissed!
Terry: Why would you think that?
MONICA: Um, you guys, you know when I said before, "thank you, but I don't really need your help"?
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Ross: Look, I-I drew a sketch about how we're gonna do it. (Showing them) Okay Rach, (points to the sketch) that's you. That's the couch. (Points again.)
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: (To herself) Whatever keeps you off the balcony, big guy!
Chandler: Uhhuh, how did you know that?
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Janice: I love the way you look every night Chandler! (Monica breaks the kiss and Chandler freezes in terror.) Thats why I made you this tape! Happy Birthday! Love Janice!
Rachel: What?! You say that to kids?!!
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Ross: (To Chandler) How could you tell her?!
Ross: Hey! All that stuff you said about true love, you were right, I mean, we did learn a lot from Mom and Dad! And that picture of Chi-Chi with her mischievous grin. And what you said about Nana. Ohh, yeah she really wouldve wanted to be there. And you know what? I think she was.
Rachel: I just, Phoebe, said yknow thought she saw something between you guys.
Monica: That is so sweet. I love you. (they kiss)
Monica: Do you mind telling us what it is?
Rachel: Yeah and you had fun teaching him how to be all Joey.
Phoebe: There you go. Okay, do you think you're gonna be okay?
Chandler: That was you!
Monica: Yes it is! You saw me wearing it!
Chandler: Four hours? You guys have been doing this for four hours?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
Phoebe: Okay, this is where you and I part ways. (She drops the blanket into the chute.) Noisy bitch!
Chandler: Hey, look, what do you want from me?
Rachel: Well, I feel fine, but I think youre bumming out the rest of the kids.
Ross: Where'd you get fruit at four in the morning?
Conan: But there must be, there mustare a lot of moments over the years where youre just trying to do your job, something goes wrong.
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
JOEY: Yeah, and when you do, he'll be lucky to have you.
Rachel: Do you think it's possible for two friends to fool around and... and not have it be a big deal?
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Rachel: Oh, did you not want people to know that?
Chandler: So you must be going to somewhere fancy to celebrate?
Ross: Wait a minute! I saw that! On The Discovery Channel, yeah! About jellyfish and how if you... (stops suddenly and turns to look at Monica) Ewwww!! You peed on yourself?!
Rachel: Ohh, you can say. Come on, I dont want you to feel like you cant tell me things. (Motions for him to sit down.)
Rachel: Okay. Wow! So I get to see what Joey Tribbiani is like on a date. So do you have any moves?
Monica: That is a wonder. So tell me something, Mom. If you had to do it all over again, I mean, if she was here right now, would you tell her?
Monica: See yeah umm, you kinda stole my thunder!
Joey: Chandler giving you a hard time huh?
Monica: Chandler what do you say?
Rachel: So, is this just gonna be you and Carol?
Monica: Do you want to go out on a date with her?
Carol: Ben. Ben. Ben's good. How come you never mentioned Ben before?
Rachel: Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.
Ross: So, then you can stay as long as you want.
Ross: Yeah I know. (Pause) On the other hand in um, in about seven months youre gonna have something that youre gonna love more than any guy youve ever gone out with. Just wait. Wait until uh, wait until the first time your baby grabs your finger. You have no idea.
Rachel: Oh, great could you make me four copies of those?
Monica: All right, that's it. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
Chandler: Okay, from now on, you don't get to talk to other people.
Ross: Ok, ok. I'm gonna come out to Long Island with you, I mean, you can't be alone right now.
Ross: You may want to lose the foam finger!
Rachel: Hi Joey! What are you doing here?
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Chandler: Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?
Joey: What are you guys doing up?
Rachel: Did you talk to him?
Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. Im just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"
Rachel: She is so cute! You could fit her right in your little pocket!
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Janice: Hi, Ross. Yes, it's me. How did you know? (she laughs obnoxiously)
Ross: Are you into crafts at all?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?
Phoebe: Monica, can I talk to you behind my menu, please. (Behind the menu) What are you doing?
DUNCAN: Well, I've never told you this but, there were one or two times, back in college, when I'd get really drunk, go to a straight bar and wake up with a woman next to me. But I, I, I told myself it was the liquor and e-everyone experiments in college.
Ross: Wait a minute! How-how the hell did you beat us here?
Roger: Well, I don't know. I mean, it's conceivable that you wanted to sabotage your marriage so that the sibling would feel less of a failure in the eyes of the parents.
Monica (to Joey): Why the hell did you take her?
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Phoebe: Youre still gonna go out with her?!
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
Whitney: Hi Ross! You ready for breakfast?
Chandler: Whend you meet her?
Chandler: Ho-ho, you win! 50 dollars!
Rachel: (picks it up) OK... ah, it's light... (shakes it)...it rattles... it's... (opens it) Travel Scrabble! Oooohhh, thank you! (she gives it back to him)
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Joey: Yeah, for you!
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Monica: Are you okay?
Ross: Whatever dude, you kissed a guy.
MONICA: Rach, get the heat. [Rachel holds up her hand with wet fingernail polish] Ross, could you turn the heat down please?
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Judy: Yes, you’ll be all grown up by then. We’ll be... Well your grandfather and I might not be here.
Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!
Ross: Hey! So what's the big news you had us rush all the way over here for?
Phoebe: And-and youre using my name!
Phoebe: Yknow, you are 12 years older than her.
Ross: Yeah. And did you, did you pack that bathing suit?
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, (Demonstrates) or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.
Rachel: Really?! You think that will work?
Joshua: Youre into hardcore S&M right?
Ross: Yeah. Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles, uh? I am gonna get laid.
Ross: What are you talking about?
Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.