words in movies
Phoebe: Listen, I need to ask you something. Ok, you know how my step dad's in prison.
Ross: Yeah, I thought we'd be groomsmen, but wouldn't they have asked us by now? When did they ask you to be their bridesmaid?
Rachel: Well, look, it's hardly snowing anymore. I mean you couldn't ask for a more romantic setting. This could be the simple wedding you've always wanted!
Phoebe: You ask us to find you a guy and you come traipsing in here with your own!
Chandler: Carol? I was just wondering if Joey could ask you a question about breast-feeding?
Joey: Priesthood! Look Ross, I'm telling you, she has no idea what you're thinking. If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the zone forever.
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Rachel: Oh, God, ask them what they want.
Ross: Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask.
Rachel: And that was so sweet of you to ask! Oh my God, the three of us are gonna have such a good time living together!
Monica: ...What did I ask?
Joey: All right, all right maybe-maybe you should just ask her to leave.
Joey: Well, let me ask you something, was Kip a better roommate than me?
Janice: Well then ask yourself this. Why do you think we keep ending up together? New Year's? Who invited who? Valentine's? Who asked who into whose bed?
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
WAITER: Do I dare ask?
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
Ross: Dad dad, please! As I was saying umm, Im Dr. Ross Geller. Uhh, and Im the best man. And uh, this marriage is doubly special for me umm, because not only is the groom my best friend but uh, the bride is my little sister. And, shes the greatest sister a guy could ask for. So if youd all please join me in raising a glass to the, the couple were here to celebrate. (Everyone does so.) To the Bings.
Rachel: Okay, Pheebs, can I ask? So, hes going out with her. I mean, is it really so terrible?
Joey: That's OK, Ross, you can ask me. What?
Rachel: Was that all you wanted to ask me?
Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
Announcer: Knicks fans, please turn your attention to the big screen on the scoreboard. Someone has a special question to ask.
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Chandler: The fact that you'd even ask that question shows how little you know me.
MONICA: Ok. [Richard walks in] Hey, why don't you ask Richard?
Phoebe: Alright, could I just ask you one question?
Phoebe: Yeah! So--ooh, I gotta ask you though. How did you know where to find me?
JOEY: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him.
CHANDLER: Phoebs, let me ask you something, were, were these, uh, funny brownies?
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
Chandler: I was just at the bank, and there was this really hot teller, and she didnt ask me to go do it with her in the vault.
PHOEBE: Oh, you are so much the smitten kitten. You should ask him out.
Joey: Let's just say there's a well-dressed pack of dogs in Ohio. Hey Monica listen is-is Phoebe there? I gotta ask her something about the car.
SUSIE: Um, so listen, how many times am I gonna have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date.
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?
CHANDLER: Yes. Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...
CHANDLER: You had to ask.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Ross: This is my son having lunch, ok? It's gonna happen a lot, so you'd better get used to it. Now if you have any problem with it, if you're uncomfortable, just ask questions. Carol's fine with it, now come on.
RACHEL: Afraid to ask him?
Phoebe: Well, okay, fine, use my happy place. Okay, I'm just gonna, I have to ask that you don't move anything.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, did you ask Stacy Roth?
Phoebe: I'll get it, okay. (answers phone) Hi, Monica and Rachel's. (listens) Yeah, just a second, can I ask who's calling. (to Monica) Oh, ew, it's Michelle! Ew! She, she must have that Caller Id thing. You should get that.
Phoebe: Okay, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes.
Joey: Dont you ah, dont you wanna ask me any questions?
Phoebe: Then Im gonna have to ask you to keep it down. (slams the door in his face.)
Ross: Oh-ho please. Ask her how?
Ross: Yes, thats what I was going to ask, thank you.
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Joey: I was going for quiet desperation. But if you have to ask...
Chandler: What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?
Phoebe: You ask an intriguing question Chandler Bing.
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
Ross: All right, look, look, youve got to do this yourself, okay in person. At least you know her name. You just go to the house and you ask for Mary-Angela, okay, when which ever one she is comes to the door, you take her for a walk, you let her down easy.
Phoebe: Umm, hey Rach, can I ask you something?
Phoebe: Im, Im freaking out! Monica kinda trusted me with something and she shouldnt have! All right, I havent lived here in a while, so I have to ask you something. Does Monica still turn on the lights in her bedroom?
Chandler, Phoebe, and Joey: No, I wasnt gonna ask you that, no.
Pete: So ask me what I did today.
PHOEBE: Okay, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'
Rachel: Fine! Well ask Phoebe.
Joey: If you ask me, as long as you got this job, youve got nothing pushing you to get another one. You need the fear.
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Rachel: Ask me what?
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
(Gunther tries to swoop in to ask Rachel out.)
Ross: Yeah and he didnt really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
Pete: (to Monica) Hey, can I ask you something?
Rachel: Well, Ill ask him for you, if you want me too?
Monica: He didnt ask me to marry him.
[Scene: Bloomingdales, Rachels new job, she is waiting for Joshua and practising how to ask him out.]
Ross: Y'know, we work in a museum of natural history, and yet there is something unnatural about the way we eat lunch. Now, I look around this cafeteria, and yknow what I see, I see-I see division. Division, between people in white coats and people in blue blazers, and I ask myself, "My God why?!" Now, I say we shed these-these coats that separate us, and we get to know the people underneath. (He takes off his coat and throws it down.) Im Ross! Im divorced, and I have a kid!
Hoshi: You are iron. You are steel! Let me ask you something, how come when I call your computer support line, I have to wait an hour and a half?
Monica: Let me ask you a question.
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Rachel: Oh, I called them. And when they ask me what I saw, I can be very generous (Holds her hands far apart) or very (In a high pitched voice) stingy.
Joey: Okay look, look, let me ask you a question, when they were doing it on stage, was it like really hot?
JOEY: Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Ross: Y'know, here's the thing. Even if I could get it together enough to- to ask a woman out,... who am I gonna ask? (He gazes out of the window.)
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
Rachel: Oh, uh, Joanna I was wondering if I could ask you something. Theres an opening for an assistant buyer in Junior Miss
Chandler: So there is no good time to ask that question.
Phoebe: Why dont you ask him out?
Joey: Thanks man, but I think it makes a stronger statement if I ask for it myself, y'know.
Chandler: Okay, look, Im gonna have to ask you all to leave.
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Rachel: Mon, honey, I gotta ask you something.
Airline Employee: Sir! Im afraid Im gonna have to ask you to leave.
Joey: Ross, let me ask you a question. She got the furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did you get?
Ross: I could ask her to live with me!
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Phoebe: Okay, okay, but Rachels gonna be here too, cant I just ask her this stuff?
The Salesman: Actually, Im not buying. Im selling. Let me ask you one question. Do your friends ever have a conversation and you just nod along even though youre not really sure what theyre talking about?
Ross: I cant ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)
Rachel: You know what, Im gonna do that, Im gonna call him up, and Im gonna ask him out. I can do that. Ask him out. (Practising) How you doin? (Calls him) Hi! Joshua? Its Rachel Green from Bloomingdales. (Listens) Yeah, umm, I was wondering if you umm, if you umm, left your wallet at the store today? Well, we found a wallet, and we(Listens) the license? Well, that is a good idea! Uh, well, lets see here this says this license belongs to a uh, uh, belongs to a mister uh, Pheebs, and umm, yeah, so sorry to bother you at home. Ill see you tomorrow. Bye. (Hangs up) (to Phoebe) Youve done that a thousand times?
Phoebe: I can't ask him! Do you have any idea how inappropriate that would be?! All I'm saying is just talk to Frank. Okay? Just, y'know, feel him out!
Joey: Can I ask you something?
Rachel: Is Monica around? I-I have to ask her something.