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[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler is sitting on the couch watching TV as Monica comes out of the bathroom.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.]
(Chandler runs into the bathroom)
Chandler: Im in the bathroom, can you come in here? I think theres something wrong.
Monica: Oh. (She goes into the bathroom.) Whats wrong?
Phoebe: (from outside the bathroom) You guys?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler enters as Monica comes from the bathroom.]
(As soon as Monica leaves the room, Chandler takes off his jacket and runs to the bathroom. Monica enters the bathroom to find Chandler in the bathtub.)
(Phoebe enters the bathroom)
Joey: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?
Phoebe: Were in the bathroom!
Joey: (entering the bathroom) What are you guys doing in here?
Ross: (from outside the bathroom) Hello?
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas bathroom. Both are sitting on opposite ends of the bathtub.]
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
Ross: (calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!
(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
(Phoebe comes in from the bathroom as Rachel sits down in disgust.)
Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
(The guys hotel room. Joeys there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Chandler: Im gonna go to the bathroom.
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Monica: But, I just cleaned the bathroom.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear.]
Joey: Hey, Monica, wow youve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
(Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.)
Chandler: Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.
Rachel: Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.)
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)
Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
(Ross suddenly gets up and heads for the bathroom.)
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Krista: (calling from the bathroom) Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Ross: Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
[Cut to the bathroom.]
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Monica: A-ha!!! (they all start laughing, as Ross hides in the bathroom)
Monica: Just go get some! (Kisses him.) Go! (She runs to hide in the bathroom.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Katie: Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.
(She heads to the bathroom and Joey sits back down.)
Monica: You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom.]
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Ross: (from the bathroom) Okay!!
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey! Happy Anniversary!
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey roomies!
Ross: Emily is incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!
Joey: I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
(They both bounce back into the bathroom.)
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Rachel: Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I canyou have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Joey: Right! Okay. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Chandler: No, no, I keep trying, yknow? I can get out, "Joey, I have too " but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, " go to the bathroom." He may think Im sick.
Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!
Joey: I guess I'll get washed up then. Watch that sunrise. (He goes into the bathroom.)
Phoebe: Thats nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
[Scene: The Wedding reception, Ross and Emily are in the bathroom and Emily is yelling at him. Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are standing outside the doorway.]
Joey: Ohh, well, thats ok then. But, okay my towels for instance. I come in to the bathroom here and my towel is not on the floor where keep it. Its up here on some hook..and smells different.
Joey: Im sure its a famous watering can, okay. But, come on and what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?
[Monica exits to the bathroom.]
[Rachel and Phoebe walk into the kitchen. Monica comes out of the bathroom and goes over to Ross.]
Monica: Well actually, I-I didnt eat mine. Its still in the bathroom.
[Scene: The Mens Bathroom, the tall guy is there as Joey enters.]
Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! Ill play you one of my other
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Monica: (calling from the bathroom) Is someone there?
(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. Shes wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)
Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Im so glad youre here.
Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!
[Scene: Phoebes hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]
Monica: (again, lying) Im gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.
Rachel: Umm, can I use your bathroom?