words in movies
Phoebe: Oh... then I overpaid. (she goes to the bathroom)
Phoebe: (coming back from the bathroom) What's up? (she sees the gift certificate in Rachel's hands) Hey, Rachel!!
Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Ginger: Dont you have to use the bathroom?
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
[Scene: Outside the bathroom, Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it.]
Chandler: Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom.
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Chloe: (entering from bathroom) Morning!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom.]
(He starts to walk to the bathroom and hears the hypnosis tape from Chandlers bedroom.)
Monica: (from the bathroom) Im in the shower!
(He hear a duck start quacking, and see it waddle into the living room from the bathroom. Joey wants to know whats with the duck.)
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
(Rachel goes into the bathroom as the guys continue throwing the ball.)
[Joey gets out and sprints to the bathroom and Chandler follows with a cigarette in his hands.]
PHOEBE: Yeah. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. I'll be right back, she has to go to the bathroom again. [Takes Mrs. Green's chin in her hand and says, in Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh, such a pretty face.
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
Ross: (calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.
(Phoebe comes in from the bathroom as Rachel sits down in disgust.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
(The guys hotel room. Joeys there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Chandler: Im gonna go to the bathroom.
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
Joey: Hey, Monica, wow youve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear.]
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Monica: But, I just cleaned the bathroom.
(Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.)
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
(Ross suddenly gets up and heads for the bathroom.)
Chandler: Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.
Rachel: Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
Krista: (calling from the bathroom) Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!
Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.
(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: That was just the pants on the couch. Umm, hey, do you, do you mind if I use your bathroom?
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Pheebs, what's going on?
Ross: Listen, I'm in Elizabeth's bathroom
Joey: (To Ross) Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. (He hangs up the phone and strands Ross in the bathroom.)
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Monica: A-ha!!! (they all start laughing, as Ross hides in the bathroom)
[Cut to the bathroom.]
Monica: Just go get some! (Kisses him.) Go! (She runs to hide in the bathroom.)
Joey: No! No, you smell like a meadow. (Pause.) I'm sorry. (Runs to the bathroom.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Chandler is entering.]
Katie: Yeah, I just gotta run to the bathroom.
(She heads to the bathroom and Joey sits back down.)
(Monica comes out of the bathroom like a bolt, and Rachel and Joey both enter.)
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey! Happy Anniversary!
Ross: (from the bathroom) Okay!!
Ross: Smooth man. Yeah, you got some chilie on your neck. (Chandler checks and runs into the bathroom.) Well, I just want to say, thanks everyone, this-this was great. And hey! See you guys Monday morning. (They museum geeks wave at him.) Thanks Joey.
Monica: You had a bathroom break at 2030. Pee on your own time, Mike! (to Phoebe and Mike). Now, in regard to the toast, okay, you wanna keep them short, nothing kills a rehearsal dinner like long speeches. Okay. You just get in, do your thing and get out!
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey Rach, a guy from Ralph Lauren called, you got a second interview!
Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is eating breakfast, Ross is heading for the bathroom.]
Monica: Hes retiling my floor. (they both run to the bathroom)
Rachel: Ross, I have been walking around like this since the plane! I canyou have so crossed a line. (Heads for the bathroom)
Ross: Emily is incredible. I mean there-there are no words to describe it, I mean the whole weekend was like a dream. (Sees Rachel coming back from the bathroom.) Oh! And you! Rach!
Joey: I have to pee. And Rachel's in the bathroom!
Ross: (entering from the bathroom) Hey roomies!
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
(They both bounce back into the bathroom.)
Chandler: It's okay, the duck's using our bathroom anyway. (Kathy goes into the bathroom.) Hey Joe! What are you getting Kathy for her birthday?
Guy: (To Rachel) So uh, I'm on my way back to the bathroom. (Ross giggles.)
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
The Woman Dealer: I don't know about the hands, but the guy that was here before me just went to the bathroom.
Joey: Right! Okay. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
[Cut to Chandler and Joey's, Ross is seen throwing the ball into the bathroom, presumably where Joey is currently using the facilities.]
Chandler: No, no, I keep trying, yknow? I can get out, "Joey, I have too " but then I lose my nerve and I always finish with, " go to the bathroom." He may think Im sick.
Joey: Im sure its a famous watering can, okay. But, come on and what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?