words in movies
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Joey: Thank you! (He goes into the bathroom.)
Monica: He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!
Chandler: C'mon, we're roommates! (He goes into the bathroom, screams, and runs back out.) My eyes!! My eyes!!
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
[Scene: The ladies' bathroom at the restaurant, Monica and Angela are talking.]
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
CHANDLER: I'm going to the bathroom now. [leaves for the bathroom]
[Monica enters from bathroom after taking a shower]
(There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica is in the bathroom and Richard comes in.]
RICHARD: [walks out of the bathroom and runs into Mrs. Geller who is going to the bathroom] Judy, going to the bathroom, good for you.
[Monica jumps in the shower. Right after Mrs. Geller enters the bathroom, Mr. Geller peeks his head in.]
MONICA: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom.
MONICA: Damnit Ross, get your butt out of the bathroom.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
[Monica goes in the bathroom]
PHOEBE: Hey.� I'll be right back.� I've got to go to the bathroom.� (She rises and exits.)
MONICA: Two it is. Ok, time for bed, I'm gonna go brush my teeth. [goes in the bathroom]
[later in the bathroom Monica is looking in the drawer, Rachel runs up]
MONICA: Hi. Uh, we'll be right there, we're just trying to decide something. [shuts the bathroom door]
MONICA: Sorry Joey [runs to the bathroom]
[Time lapse. Chandler runs out of the bathroom.]
(she just walks straight into the bathroom)
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
RYAN: [Comes out of the bathroom, also with oven mits on his hands.] Well that wasn't easy.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is coming out of the bathroom after a shower wearing only her bath robe, walks into the kitchen, and opens the fridge. As she bends over to grab a bottle of wine, her robe falls open (Damn this network primetime programming, we didn't see anything!) and she quickly closes it again. But then realizes she didn't have to do that. So she closes the fridge and stands next to the table, thinks about it for a little while and ]
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Joey: No room? Its a baby. Its like this big. (Holds his hands about a foot apart.) Yknow, I mean you-you could you could put it over here. (A desk.) Or-or-or we could put it right here. (The chair.) Aw, its cute, right? Or-or we could put it over here. (By the bathroom door.) You wouldnt even notice it. Wheres the baby? (Mumbles that its over in the corner.)
Joey: Well, actually the last place you were sitting was in there (points to the bathroom). Soo...
Ross: (coming out of the bathroom) Won't you dance around with me.
Joey: (yelling from bathroom) Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles.
Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)
Monica: Why, whats wrong with my bathroom floor?
Chandler: Hi! Bye! (runs to the bathroom)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is outside the bathroom yelling at Ross who's in the bathroom.]
[Scene: Monicas, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]
[Scene: Back at the restroom at Marcel's. Chandler is still in the stall, Joey comes in to go to the bathroom.]
Monica: (covers her neck) Oh God! (runs to the bathroom)
Monica: Its beautiful! Its like the first bathroom floor there ever was. (Chandler tries to go to the bathroom) Whoa! Are you going in there for?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels bathroom, Joey and Monica are admiring the new floor.]
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
[Scene: Outside the bathroom, Chandler is pacing back and fourth, waiting is use it.]
Chandler: Nope, nope, Id just ah, Id rather talk to you. (pause) Yes, I do. Yes, I do have to go to the bathroom. (knocks on the door)
Ginger: Dont you have to use the bathroom?
Chandler: (running around the apartment pointing out things) Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is the kitchen, and thanks for coming by, (opens door) Bye-bye.
Chandler: Okay, well, then, I-I have to go to the bathroom.
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Chloe: (entering from bathroom) Morning!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a fruit drink in the blender, Rachel has just finished her shower and is coming out of the bathroom.]
Monica: (from the bathroom) Im in the shower!
(He hear a duck start quacking, and see it waddle into the living room from the bathroom. Joey wants to know whats with the duck.)
[cut to Phoebe and Rachel as Monica returns from the bathroom]
(Rachel goes into the bathroom as the guys continue throwing the ball.)
PHOEBE: Yeah. I guess she hasn't seen everything yet. I'll be right back, she has to go to the bathroom again. [Takes Mrs. Green's chin in her hand and says, in Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh, such a pretty face.
(He starts to walk to the bathroom and hears the hypnosis tape from Chandlers bedroom.)
[Joey gets out and sprints to the bathroom and Chandler follows with a cigarette in his hands.]
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Rachel: What if I clean your bathroom for a month?
[Ross comes out of Rachel's bedroom in her bathrobe and heads for the bathroom. On his way back, Richard comes out of Monica's bedroom in her bathrobe.]
Chandler: (to Ross) All right listen, I have to go to the bathroom, but if the place with the big fish comes up again. Id like know whether thats several big fish or just one big fish.
Joey: Wow! Theres a lot I didnt know about vomit. (The duck comes to the door of the bathroom, quacking.) (To the duck) In a minute. (The duck goes back into the bathroom.)
Joey: (coming out of the bathroom) Whats twisted?
(They all go into the kitchen. Just then, Rachel comes back from the bathroom; she had removed her dress and is wearing nothing but a lace nightie. She tries to find someplace seductive to wait for Joshua. She tries to sit on the piano, but it makes too much noise. So she goes over to the couch and kinda half lays down to wait for Joshua. Joshua comes in from the kitchen, sees Rachel, and freezes.)
Ross: (calling from Elizabeth's bathroom) Joey, it's Ross! I need some help!
Phoebe: God! Ooh! What is that smell? Its coming from the bathroom. Ooh! (She goes to the bathroom.)
Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.
(Phoebe comes in from the bathroom as Rachel sits down in disgust.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
Joey: Look. (He walks out of the bathroom with his head stuck in a huge turkey.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching TV, and we hear Mr. Treeger in the bathroom.]
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]
Monica: Im gonna go to the bathroom, maybe Ill see you there in a bit?
(They all start laughing, and quickly stop when they realize what she just said and run over to the bathroom.)
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Chandler: Im gonna go to the bathroom.
(The guys hotel room. Joeys there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Ross: But it absolutely didnt. (Yelling towards the bathroom) It didnt!! It didnt!!
Mr. Waltham: You spend half your life in the bathroom, why dont you ever go out the bloody window!
(Monica gets up and heads for the bathroom, Chandler turns to watch her go and is startled to see Joey sitting in Monicas seat.)
Joey: Hey, Monica, wow youve been in the bathroom for like a half-hour.
Chandler: Okay, Ross is in the bathroom.
Monica: But, I just cleaned the bathroom.
(Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.)
Ross: I'm going to the bathroom. (Gets up and exits.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, later that day. Monica is coming out of the bathroom carrying her cleaning gear.]
(Ross suddenly gets up and heads for the bathroom.)
Rachel: Yeah, it's in there. (Points to the bathroom.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(They both laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom.)
(He goes to the bathroom and Phoebe puts some pepper and salt on her food. With the salt she takes a bit and throws it over her left shoulder as she faces us.)
Krista: (calling from the bathroom) Danny! Hurry up! The bath is getting cold!
Chandler: Yeah, well look at this kitchen, slash bathroom. Well that's great! Y'know so you can cook while in the tub.
Chandler: Yes, and we call Ross Lingers In The Bathroom.
Ross: Thanks. (Gets up and as he does so, the sound returns. Without another word he heads into her bathroom.)
Carol: (yelling from the bathroom) Oh my God!