words in movies
Monica: Oh, wow, can you believe you're like three weeks away?
Monica: Ross! She's giving us her baby. She can eat you if she wants.
Monica: Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.
Monica: Oh, no. He doesn't have time for that. But if you want, you can go help him and Joey pack up the guest room.
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Phoebe: Yes! You know, in six months the Statute of Limitations runs out and I can travel internationally again!
Phoebe: It's a cotton swab with a bit of my saliva on it, so that if they perfect the cloning process while you are over there, you can use the DNA to create your own Pheebs!
Rachel: Can you come here with me for a minute?
Rachel: (to Chandler) Can I talk to you alone for a minute?
Chandler: Joey and I can finish up in the guest room.
Erica: You can do this. Just breathe.
JOEY: Alright, you're on. I can take two minutes out of my day to kick your ass.
ROSS: Yeah, so uh, is it sore or can you do stuff?
MONICA: I know, how can you not be accross the hall anymore.
Rachel: Ok, I know this is gonna sound really stupid, but I feel that if I can do this, you know, if I can actually do my own laundry, there isn't anything I can't do.
Monica: I said we are not going to do it, okay? Sometimes you can be such a, a big baby.
ROSS: I can do that.
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
CHANDLER: Yes. Hey, can I ask you, is Eddie a little...
JOEY: How can they do this to me?
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
MONICA: Alright, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
RACHEL: Chandler honey, I'm sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please? [they turn on the TV]
JOEY: No, can we get back to me?
MONICA: You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?
Rachel: Phoebe! You picked Joey and Ross?! You can not have two backups!
[Scene: The Hallway, Chandler and Rachel are on their knees with forks trying to salvage what they can of the cheesecake off of the floor.]
CHANDLER: That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
LITTLE BULLY: I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
Ross: Well, Rachel moving to another country? Not being able to see her every day. How can I be okay with this?
MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Ross: Come on Rach, you cant even eat alone in a restaurant.
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
CHANDLER: Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Phoebe: WellButNow, if-if you can achieve positronic distillation of sub-atomic particles yknow before he does, then he can come back. (They hug again.)
CHANDLER: Ok so, can I have my hat back?
ROSS: I talked to Rachel's sisters, neither of them can come.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Susan: That would be great! Also, uh, I was hoping to catch a show so if you can make any suggestions
ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.
RACHEL: Ok, here, I know what we can do. [grabs Joey's sadwich and throws it out the window]
RACHEL: Listen honey, can you keep dad occupied, I'm gonna go talk to mom for a while.
PHOEBE: Alright, I can get you out.
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Chandler: Oh Maria. You cant say no to her, shes like this lycra spandex covered gym treat.
Rachel: Noooo... the interview! She loved me! She absolutely loved me. We talked for like two and a half hours, we have the same taste in clothes, andoh, I went to camp with her cousin... And, oh, the job is perfect. I can do this. I can do this well!
MR. GREENE:Alright, alright, I can get my own coat.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
CHANDLER: Ok, you can have it. [He licks it and offers it to her.]
Chandler: Y'know what, I think we can go out there. I mean they have more important things to worry about.
RYAN: Can I please see your face?
PHOEBE: Yes, yes, and it's, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice, you know? God, and it's not like we can say anything about it, 'cause, like this birthday thing, it's for Ross.
RACHEL: Ok, we can do this now, can't we Ben? Yes we can, yes we can. [finishes the diaper] There. I did it. I did it. Look at that, oh, stays on and everything. Hi.
CHANDLER: Well, invisible kids can be that way sometimes.
Rachel: You guys, come on, it doesn't matter why we're late. We're all here now, please let us in so we can have some of your delicious turkey. (A slice of turkey on a piece of aluminum foil is slid under door)
PHOEBE: Can I please take these off? I swear I won't scratch.
Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
Ross: (forages around) Okay, I have nothing in an evening shoe in the burgundy. I can show you something in a silver that may work.
RICHARD: Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
CHANDLER: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Ross: Hey, can I, can I get in on that? Because Im kinda hungry myself.
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
VAN DAMME: Are you sure, I can crush a walnut with my butt.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
[Rachel holds the tray between them. Chandler grabs the muffin before Monica can.]
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you?
Monica: Because Purvry Perverson over here cant stop staring at her.
Rachel: Well, you more then me, but he cant stay to mad at me. I mean, I just had his baby.
BEST MAN: (standing up) Yo! Can I have your attention, please, Best Man, making a toast here. Thank you. (clears throat, and starts reading his toast) I remember when Barry got home from his first date with Rachel...
Ross: You think?! God, I, ah, Im in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachels all like, I love you and, and lets work on this. And all I can think about is, What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say? when I tell her what I did.
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Joey: All right! You can have the chair.
Chandler: I can blow dry it. I can put gel on it. It doesnt matter, I still wind up with this little (pats the flat spot on the back of his head) cowlicky thing on the middle part of my head. Its so annoying. Does it bug you?
Ross: No, no, no just do it. Go in there and pick something out so we can go.
JOEY: [quietly] I never know how long you're supposed to wait in this type of a situation before you can talk again, you know? [Ross stares blankly at him] Maybe a little longer.
Ross: How, how, um how can you not be going?
(He starts the car and surprisingly in fires right up and comes to a nice idle. (Both can be rarities with British sports cars with their lovely Lucas ignition systems, which tend not to work especially in the rain.) Anyway, this being New York he is parallel parked on a street with the car in front of him only inches ahead of his bumper, likewise with the car behind him. Hes completely boxed in and cant move more than two inches. He tries to get out several times by bumping the bumpers of both cars to no avail.)
Monica: Maybe we could call the phone company. Maybe they could change the message. Maybe they can change his number.
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
Phoebe: Yeah, y'know, people can be so self-involved.
Phoebe: Oh, I was just here looking for, um, my um, my part of an old sandwich. Oh, here it is! Oh. (picks one up out of the garbage can.)
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
MONICA: [grabs the other two bars on Richard's side and scores] Score! Now can we go?
Ross: (sees Joey) Hey. (walks into the living room) Uh, Chan, can I uh, can I talk to you for a second?
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
Tom: What? You... You... Oh! Can I ask you a personal question? Ho-how do you shave your beard so close?
Chandler: Oh just great. He beeps me now with codes. One is, "Bring me food." Two is, "Im with a girl, bring us food." Three is, "Im lost and I cant find food."
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
ERICA: How, how can you be here and there.
Ross: Okay, okay. Enough, enough with the lunging. No! I'm sick of this. Okay. I've had it up to here with you two! Neither you can come to the party!
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today. The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message?!
Phoebe: Oh, it's your audition from this morning. Can I use the phone again?
Estelle: Well! Well! Well! Joey Tribbiani! So you came back huh? They think they can do better but they all come crawling back to Estelle!
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Joey/Drake: Can you really live the rest of your life never knowing what we could have been?
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
RACHEL: Hi, hi can I help you?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.