words in movies
Janice: So? Congratulations you two, I didnt even know you got married.
Chandler: Janice I didnt even know you were pregnant! Whos the unwitting human whos essence youve stolen?
Dr. Long: Shes gonna be fine. Okay, shes in a more difficult position so youre gonna have to push even harder now. Go! Push!
Dr. Long: Rachel youre gonna have to push even harder, nothings happening!
Emily: Really?! Well, thats just lovely, isnt it? I mustve missed your call, even though I didnt leave the flat all day.
CHANDLER: [to an attractive woman] I shouldn't even bother coming up with a line, right? [The woman walks away]
Rachel: Well obviously I wont be able to come, for those of you who havent checked their calendars today is my due date. Well yknow, I just want to take a moment and thank you guys for how great youve been during this time. I really couldnt have done it without you. And I have loved these last nine months! And even though I am so looking forward to the next part, I am really gonna miss being pregnant.
Rachel: You know what else Im not gonna miss? "Im Monica. I wash the toilet 17 times a day. Even if people are on it!"
Chandler: Yeah, I dont you should say that even when youre healthy.
Rachel: Oh dont even ask!
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Rachel: Wow! I mean, I justI cant, I cant believe this. Yknow, I mean you think you know someone even, even Phoebe whos always been somewhat of a question mark.
Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!
Joey: Chandler, come on nothing even happened!
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Monica: Yeah but see I have nothing to compare it too. So even if youre horrible, how would I know?
Rachel: (still not quite able to look at him) Hi! I love you on that show! I watch you everyday! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even though she tired to kill you
Joey: Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say, I know I cracked up, but Im not even sure I got it.
Joey: Yknow whats more generous than that?! Fifty percent! Yknow whats even more generous than that?!!
Ross: Yknow what? Fine! Get attacked! I dont even care!
Monica: Joey! You didnt even know her!
Ross: What?! What? How do you, how do you even know its broken?!
Phoebe: Yeah! What have you got to lose? Yknow you might even end up with someone really special (whispers) if you pick my guy.
Joey: Call it even?
Rachel: (entering) Okay, I have to tell you something that I have never admitted during our entire friendship! But, when we were in high school I made out with James Farrell even when I knew that you liked him! Wow, that feels so good to get off my chest! Okay, you go!
Elizabeth: For what its worth I did appreciate you standing up for me. It felt really nice. It kinda made me like you even more.
Rachel: Ugh, how can you even ask that question?!
Joey: What?!! Thats even worse!!
Rachel: I cant talk to you. I cant even look at you right now!
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Joey: Over the line?! You-youre-youre so far past the line, that you-you cant even see the line! The line is a dot to you!
Joey: Terrible! I messed up every line! I shouldnt even be an actor!
Ross: Did I, did I even treat?
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up as her boss, Mr. Waltham, walks in.) Oh! Mr. Waltham, I ah really need to talk to you.
Phoebe: Dont even get me started on yours!
Rachel: Y'know I cant believe I even thought about getting back together again! We are so over!!
Phoebe: I know, Im sorry! But yknow, this ring is better! Monica never even saw the other ring.
Chandler: I haven't... I haven't even thought about the results yet... I just assumed that everything was gonna be ok.
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
Richard: Yeah, I understand. Take as much time as you want. (Pause) Ten, even twenty minutes if you need it. Ill be here. Not smoking. (Monica leaves.)
Monica: Oh my God! Then-then-then what are we even doing?! What is this?!
Rachel: Yeah. No. And you know what? Nobody even saw!
Ross: Look lets not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesnt even matter!
Rachel: Do you even understand what off the rack means?!
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Monica: What? You freak! You wouldnt even have known about this place if it wasnt for me!
CHANDLER: Wow, it sounds even cooler when somebody else says it. I was awesome, ok? She was biting her lip to stop from screaming.
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Elizabeth: Oh please! It was such a big class! You never even noticed me!
Joey: (dejected) Yeah okay. (To Chandler) Even though my tax dollars paid for this car.
Rachel: Do you even know what a vicar is?
Phoebe: But why does it even matter?!
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Phoebe: Oh, this is terrible. Oh, theyve made so many changes I cant even feel my grandmothers presence anymoreOoh! New sconces!
Chandler: You know, I don't mind a... male nanny, but I do draw the line at a male wetnurse. (again they laugh, even more fake than before)
Phoebe: And yknow, even if they break up again, youd better not let him in your sad mens club!
Rachel: You dont even know!
Tour Guide: Maybe its crazy in a perfect world, a world without lab coats and blazers, but you not in a perfect world, you in a museum now. See that scientist in the classes, he and I used to play together all the time in grade school, but now (Turns around) Peter! Hey, Peter! Its me Rhonda! From PS-129! I shared my puddin which you man! I gave you my Snack Pack! (to Joey) See, he pretend he dont even here me!
Joey: Well all right so, it looks like were even!
Monica: Even if I shrink down to two inches tall?
Chandler: Yeah, Id love to but Ive tried that so many times they wont even let me in the store anymore.
Ross: (even more shocked) What?!!!
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Joey: (slowly turning and glaring at her) Shes not even cold yet!
Ross: I cant believe they-they didnt even tell us!
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Monica: He cannot play at our wedding! I mean everyone will leave! I mean come on, that is just noise! Its not even a song!
Joey: Yeah. No-no I-I know I might not win, but its just Ive never even been nominated before! I want it so much.
Rachel: So youll definitely get onstage, even if you dont win.
Monica: Well now, I get to spend my shower with the only people I really love! I mean, I get all those presents (Motions to the pile in the corner) without having to talk to people I dont even like!
Monica: Even with me?
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Monica: Wow! Look at this! (Picking up a shirt.) I cant believe I even fit into this shirt! (She holds it up and it reads: Tyrannosaurus Ross.) (She turns it around and looks at it.) Oh, this is yours. (Hands it to Ross.)
Joey: (excitedly) Can I come?! I wont even talk! Youll just hear the noise from my video camera.
Monica: No fair. I don't even have one. How come they get two?
Joey: I couldn't even if I wanted too.
Phoebe: Yknow she might not even notice hes gone.
Phoebe: You know if you want, we can sneak the dog back in and Chandler wouldn't even know.
Monica: Relax. Y'know, she may not even know.
Chandler: I dont even know the man. Okay? Were not the close. I havent seen him in years.
Monica: Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasnt even asked?!
Phoebe: There is nothing wrong with Jake! Okay? He is all man! Im thinking even more than you.
Monica: Look, I don't even know how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance to figure that out.
Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Umm, maybe you can start with, "Chandler, even though we were friends; there was a part of me that always knew I wanted more."
Rachel: (To Joey) Do you even know who Kip is?
Ross: Fine, she can stay at my place. By the way, what-what does Cassie even look like now.
Transcribers Note: This is stuff we never saw from all of the seasons, so for all of the scene settings I will be using the current arrangements. Even though some of the out takes take place when Chandler was living with Joey and Rachel was living with Monica, when Joey and Chandler were living in Monica and Rachels, and the current arrangements.
Joey: Uh, I dont even really know where I left those. Sorry.
Joey: Whoa! Hey! Whoa!! Hold up! Are you serious?! So like 3% of the time they dont even work?! Huh? They should put that on the box!
Rachel: (she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)
Rachel: I know, but I was just thinking about how huge this is for me. I didnt even go to how huge this was going to be for the father.
Rachel: What? Hey wait a minute! Phoebe, how do you even know who the father is?
Chandler: Call it even?!
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Monica: No! No! I shouldnt have even opened these! I mean IJoey I am out of control!! Joey, you have to do me a favor. No matter what I say, no matter what I do, please do not let me open another present! Okay?
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
Phoebe: No he wont. And thats not even the point! Monica, I made a whole speech about you do not cancel plans with friends! And now yknow what? Just because, potentially, the love of my life comes back from Russia just for one night, I-I should change my beliefs?! I should change beliefs! No! No! No, if I dont have my principles, I dont have anything!
Ross: Well, it was loong. I didnt even realise how late it was, until I noticed the 5 oclock shadow on her head. (They both start to laugh, then stop themselves quickly.) Anyway, she didnt want to stay. I called a cab; she just left.
Chandler: Allright, I'm gonna watch it... I mean look, it's probably not even what I think it is... And even if it is... It can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head... (laughs nervously) Can it?
Joey: I bet we could get videos of all the sites, get a VCR in our hotel room... we'd never even have to go outside!