words in movies
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
Ross: Yeah, well excuse me for wanting to be with my girlfriend on our anniversary, boy what an ass am I.
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Rachel: And um, excuse me, he helps me.
Joey: Sorry, I just, any excuse to tell that story y'know....
Chandler: Will you excuse me I have to um..... (walks to the hall)
Joeys Sister: Excuse yourself, and go to the bathroom.
Ross: Excuse me?
Chandler: Excuse, I seem to have dropped my ball.
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Chandler: Excuse me?
Man: (to Rachel) Ah, excuse me, are you Rachel Green?
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
Phoebe: Excuse me. Umm, is Vince here?
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
Chandler: Excuse me, Doug? (no reaction) Hey there sports fan!!
Ross: Excuse me.
The Salesman: (Interrupting the flashback) Excuse me, Im sorry, you havent said anything for about two and a half minutes, are you at all interested?
Monica: Excuse me, Mrs. Burkart? Well, we're all cleaned up in the kitchen.
Rachel: Excuse me! But this is a purebred, show-quality Sphinx cat!
Ross: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Yeah well, "excuse me, I ordered the smoked salmon appetizer, but (peering through her spectacles) I can't see it, I can't see it"!
Ross: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Excuse me.
Passenger: Ahh, ahh, excuse me.
ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?
Mr. Waltham: Excuse me, Im standing right here!
Kathy: Ahahaha... haha.. yes I can, of course. Excuse me.
Monica: (To Chandler) Excuse me, umm, can I talk to you over here for just a second?
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Chandler: What's with the word y'all? You know, just... two words just... pushed together... Are we all allowed to do that, because if so, I say why stop there? You know, your new poodle could be your noodle. And fried chicken? Could be fricken.Waiter, waiter excuse me, I'll have the fricken? (Monica laughs) See, that's... that's funny with the fricken, right?
Monica: Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You cant eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended.
Doug: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Excuse me, but umm, isnt he paying for your dinner?
Phoebe: Excuse me, is this your car?
Man: Oops, I'm sorry. Excuse me. Is this the umm, the memorial?
Rachel: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Its a trip for two! (She gets up and takes off her blouse-type thingy shes wearing over her dress.) Excuse me. (She walks over to table four.) Excuse me, is the person who won the Paris trip at this table?
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Joey: Hey, excuse me, would you mind switching with me?
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
Ross: Excuse me?
The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Patron: Oh, excuse me.
Ross: (in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?
The Fan: Excuse me.
Jill: Cant have?! Excuse me, the only thing I cant have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
Fireman #1: Excuse me?
Ross: Excuse me?
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Sebastian: Excuse me?
Monica: What?! Excuse me!
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Richard: Excuse me?
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Monica: Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
Ross: Eh-whExcuse me?
Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! Thats not the reason shes not inviting me!
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Chandler: (walks up to the Maitre d') Excuse me...
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Chandler: Okay, excuse me for a minute. (Starts to leave)
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Ross: Excuse me, what?
Chandler: (to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?
Rachel: Excuse me?
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Excuse me, I dont want Greg and Jennys rejects.
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Dina: Excuse me?
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Phoebe: Great! Okay, if youll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
Guy: (To Phoebe) Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s (looks at Phoebe.) Wow!
Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment.
Don: Excuse me?
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Parker: Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Rachel: Excuse me?!