words in movies
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
The Director: (stepping in) Excuse me. Excuse me. (to Kate) Sweetheart! (Kisses her.) Come! (They leave.)
The Director: Kate Millers awkward and mannered portrayal is laughable. (Kate walks away depressed.) Badda-badda-badda. Ah-ha! Here it is! The direction by Marshal Talmant is (stops, reads it again, and throws down the paper in disgust) Thank you, boys and girls, youve ruined my life. Please, stuff your talentless faces with my Mothers crab cakes! (starts to leave) Excuse me!!
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Joey's Hand Twin: Excuse me?
The Lurker: (to the guard) Excuse me, sir! This lady played my quarter, this is my money. (Motions to the jackpot.)
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
Ross: Excuse me?
Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Chandler: Monica, could you excuse us for a second? I need to talk to the girl with the flowers.
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
Patron: Oh, excuse me.
The Fan: Excuse me.
Ross: (looking at the table) Excuse me ladies. (To Phoebe) Im sorry?
Jill: Cant have?! Excuse me, the only thing I cant have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)
Monica: What?! Excuse me!
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
Kristen: (To Chandler) Excuse me? (Chandler does the shy thing again.)
Ross: (in accent) Right, will you excuse us for one moment? (Takes Monica aside.) (In his normal voice.) What are you doing?
Fireman #1: Excuse me?
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Sebastian: Excuse me?
Ross: Excuse me?
RACH: Closure, that's what it is. Closure. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. Excuse me, hel. . . woo [she almost falls out of her chair]
Joey: Uhh, excuse me is there a Mr. Bowmont at this table?
Richard: Excuse me?
Monica: Excuse me Mr. Mexico.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. (Walks over to him.) Excuse me sir? Could you come with me please? You have a phone call.
Ross: Okay, (gets up) if youll excuse me, I-Im gonna go hang out with some people who dont know the Space Mountain story.
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Ross: Well, excuse her for knowing what she wants to do with her life!
Ross: (slowly stands up and says quietly) Excuse me. (Exits.)
Ross: Eh-whExcuse me?
Chandler: (walks up to the Maitre d') Excuse me...
Jessica Ashley: No, I try to save that for real awards. Now, if youll excuse me. (She exits.)
Customer: It is beautiful, but Im gonna use this one. Now, if youll excuse me.
Joey: (laughs) Yeah! Right! (points at Monica) People eat birds... Bird meat... Now do they just fly into your mouth or you go to... you go to a restaurant and you say: "Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird." (laughs again) Or... or maybe just a wing or... (realises...)
Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! Thats not the reason shes not inviting me!
Rachel: (to the woman) Excuse us for a minute. (They go into the kitchen.) You didnt tell her to come?!
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Chandler: Okay, excuse me for a minute. (Starts to leave)
Dina: Excuse me?
Chandler: (to another couple) Uh, excuse me? Could you take a picture of us?
Rachel: Excuse me?
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Joey: I may have to, I hate to do it, but Im the star! Yknow? Theres a limit to how many sandwiches I can eat off the floor. (His cell phone rings) Excuse me. (Answers it, on phone) Joey Tribbiani.
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Ross: Excuse me, what?
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Excuse me, I dont want Greg and Jennys rejects.
Chandler: Apology accepted. Excuse us. (They try to enter again.)
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me, Im sorry, Im gonna have to call you back, Ive got a Schemp in my office. (hangs up) (to Ross) What are you doing?
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Phoebe: Great! Okay, if youll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?
Joey's Date: Totally! Wow! (Pause) Would you excuse me for a sec?
Parker: Well, excuse me for putting a good spin on a traffic jam!
Don: Excuse me?
Guy: (To Phoebe) Oh, excuse me! I think you dropped s (looks at Phoebe.) Wow!
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Phoebe: Will you excuse us, we need to talk for a moment.
Ross: Would you excuse us for a second? (Pulls Rachel off to the side) Umm . what are you doing?
Rachel: Excuse me?!
Rachel: Oh my god. Oh my god. (She decides to make a break for it.) Excuse me. Move! Move! Emergency! Excuse me! (She tries climbing over a bench and falls down.)
Cecilia: Joey, well thank you. That is so sweet. Oh, excuse me. (She throws her drink on a passing writer.)
Monica: Excuse me? He doesnt even know what hes doing!
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Fake? Excuse me? Hello? (Taps the TV screen.)
Woman: Excuse me.
Rachel: (On the phone) Excuse me? Oh yeah? Well, up yours too! (Hangs up)
Rachel: Yeah! (to Sandy) Excuse me... (She walks to the kitchen with Ross and sighs)
Monica: Excuse me?
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Hayley: excuse me?
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Rachel: Um, excuse me Gavin, I have a question I need to ask you.
Ross: Excuse me. Hi, Im a professor here. Do you know the Paleontology section, fifth floor, stack 437?
The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.
Phoebe: As a matter of fact she said that's how I am going to die. (pause ) So, excuse me for being a little skittish.
Monica: Excuse me?
Professor Spafford: If you'll excuse me I'm going to use the restroom. (he goes away)
Ross: (skating over, embarrassed) Ok!... Uh... excuse me? Yeah?
Charlie: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, I'm sorry. I'll take this. Excuse me. (she cuts herself off for a moment)
WAITER: (with tray and two drinks)� Excuse me.� Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.
Ross: Excuse me, I don't mean to be a jerk, but the baby with the rash came in after me.
Monica: (turns around and she's quite shocked) Excuse me?
Ross: Pheebs come on! I mean, consider the source! Of course her ex-husbands gonna say that stuff. Now, if youll excuse me
Monica: I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! (Gets up and heads for the bathroom as that annoying Gotta-win-at-all-costs-super-competitive thing kicks in again.)
Laura: Excuse me?
Rachel: Excuse me?
Monica: Excuse us! (then to Phoebe) Alright here's a question: Who was so worried about her restaurant being fancy that she made a big deal about her friend playing her music and feels really bad about it now? (raises her hand)
Mike: (looks strangely shocked) Excuse me... (he leaves, then Phoebe realizes what she did).
Charity guy: Excuse me?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Joey: Uh, excuse me sir, there seems to be some sort of red crap on my cheesecake.
Sarah: Oh, no! This is work. I should call in. Can you excuse me?
Chandler: Excuse me?
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Rita: Okay. Excuse me...
Air stewardess: Excuse me, sir, where are you going?
Ross: You're just jealous because you couldn't pull this off. Yeah, now if you'll excuse me (getting up and taking his coat) I have a date. (As he is walking out, everyone turns and stares at him) See? (To Joey) ALL eyes on ME!
Gate attendant #2: Wow, excuse me, sir, do you have a boarding pass?
Rachel: (on the answering machine) Excuse me?