words in movies
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
Joey: Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Ross: This is helping your career?! Huh? I thought you wanted to be an actor not the creator of crazy lawsuit game!
Joey: Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
Chandler: Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Phoebe: Oh-okay, I get the game now.
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
[Scene: The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.]
Ross: Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Joey: Whats the game?! Whats the game?!
Monica: Thats not even a game!
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!
Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Monica: Game!
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
(The game resumes.)
Joey: All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game.
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Chandler: All right, let me in. (He jumps off of the counter to join in the game.)
Chandler: In the game room!
All: All right. Okay. I'm starving! (They all get up, thus officially ending the game.)
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Joey: Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, yknow the license plate game?
Phoebe: I love the license plate game!
Joey: Nah, not my game.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they are just finishing up another game of foosball.]
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Chandler: At a fake game!!
Chandler: Its not a real game! I made it up!
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)
Chandler: Okay, lets play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Ross: Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.
Joey: And shes back in the game.
Chandler: Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.
Joey: What about Game 1 of the Series?
Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Ross: I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
Joey: Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Joey: To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!
Rachel: How was the game?
Chandler: Good game!
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Chandler: Im watching the game, but Im not deaf!
Phoebe: Lets try something else, lets play a game.
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad?
Chandler: Who cares? Its a stupid game.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Phoebe: Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]
Monica: We were playing a game.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Chandler: This game is kinda fun.
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Chandler: This is the best game ever!!!
Ray: Yeah all thats gone. Its basically just a simple question and answer game now.
Ray: Uh well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didnt follow it.
Phoebe: Yeah! Its not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
Monica: No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.