words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Phoebe: Oh-okay, I get the game now.
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
[Scene: The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.]
Ross: Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Joey: Whats the game?! Whats the game?!
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!
Monica: Thats not even a game!
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision.
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Joey: Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Monica: Game!
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Chandler: Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.
Joey: Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Chandler: All right, let me in. (He jumps off of the counter to join in the game.)
(The game resumes.)
Joey: All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, yknow the license plate game?
Chandler: In the game room!
All: All right. Okay. I'm starving! (They all get up, thus officially ending the game.)
Phoebe: I love the license plate game!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they are just finishing up another game of foosball.]
Joey: Nah, not my game.
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Chandler: At a fake game!!
Chandler: Its not a real game! I made it up!
Chandler: Okay, lets play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Ross: Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Joey: What about Game 1 of the Series?
Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Joey: And shes back in the game.
Chandler: Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.
Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Ross: I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Joey: To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Rachel: How was the game?
Joey: Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Chandler: Im watching the game, but Im not deaf!
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Chandler: Good game!
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad?
Chandler: Who cares? Its a stupid game.
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Monica: We were playing a game.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]
Phoebe: Lets try something else, lets play a game.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Phoebe: Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)
Chandler: This is the best game ever!!!
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Chandler: This game is kinda fun.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
Ray: Yeah all thats gone. Its basically just a simple question and answer game now.
Ray: Uh well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didnt follow it.