words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues.]
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch.]
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
Joey: Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.]
JOEY: No, no, no.� When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . .� courtside!
[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Phoebe and Mike are watching the game. There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted.]
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Chandler: (to Joey) One more game?
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
JOEY: (pause) Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know you said you couldn't.� But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Monica: (slams down cards) I hate this game!
(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Monica: Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
MONICA: There's a game?
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
MR. GREENE: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
CHAN: It's my game. You want the job or not?
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
MONICA: I've gotta get back in the game.
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Paolo: (pointing at game) Monopoly!
Chandler: Which is why Asteroids is perfect! Its the oldest game!
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Monica: (to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
Chandler: Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.
Phoebe: I love this game!!
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Chandler: Okay, lets play my game now.
Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
Rachel: Oh-oh, thats a risky little game!
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
[cut to later in the game]
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Chandler: (peeping) Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game!
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Phoebe: That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now! What is Joeys favorite food?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Ross: Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!
[Scene: The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.]
Phoebe: Oh-okay, I get the game now.
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Phoebe: Okay. Umm, ooh, oohoh, I have a game!
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!
Joey: Whats the game?! Whats the game?!
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa, ho, ho, ho, you did not win the game, the touchdown didnt count, because of the spectacularly illegal, oh and by the way savage nose breaking.
Rachel: I uh, I have two tickets to the Knicks game tonight if youre interested, just as a thank you for this week.
Monica: Thats not even a game!
Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision.