words in movies
[Scene: Chandler and Eddie's apartment. Chandler is at the foosball table trying to get Phoebe to play a game with him.]
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
Phoebe: That game should not be played without my supervision.
Ross: Wait a minute, is it because Joey and I didnt invite him to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago?
Ross: No, I-I-Im serious, okay? I mean, think about it. You move in, you start fighting over stupid game rooms, next thing yknow you break up!
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Ross: How about we settle this right now! (He rips up the tickets.) There! Now, no one's going to the game. Ha-ha-ha!
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
Monica: Game!
Doug: Uh Bing, I think we're gonna make this the last game.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Chandler are returning from the game.]
Chandler: If we hadn't lost the game they never would've invented us to dinner tomorrow night.
Ross: The game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.
Chandler: Great! Now, we can go to the Ranger game! (Pause) Last night!
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
(The game resumes.)
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Joey: Well, you suck! But at least you suck at a man's game now.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, the games not over, were just switching teams.
Chandler: At a fake game!!
Ross: It's really a uh-uh three person game, y'know?
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Chandler: All right, let me in. (He jumps off of the counter to join in the game.)
Joey: Maybe this should be more of a quiet game.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, yknow the license plate game?
Phoebe: I love the license plate game!
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Joey: Nah, not my game.
Chandler: Okay, uh, how about, how aboutyknow what? We could play a new game. A new game, its fun.
Joey: All right, I guess I can hold out a little longer. Let's have a game.
Chandler: In the game room!
All: All right. Okay. I'm starving! (They all get up, thus officially ending the game.)
Chandler: Its not a real game! I made it up!
Tall Guy: No, no. Shes fair game if you ask me, sorry buddy!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, they are just finishing up another game of foosball.]
Monica: Actually there is. Chandler usually helps me with this, but hes really into the game so I dont want to bother him. Could you help me fold these napkins? (Hands her a stack of them.)
Chandler: Okay, lets play! The big game, Italy vs. China, apparently.
Ross: 10 seconds, you need this or you lose the game.
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
[Scene: Central Perk, They are returning from the rugby game, Joey and Emily are carrying Ross.]
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
(Chandler and Monica leave. Cut to Joey, watching the Knicks/Celtics game on television.)
Ross: Yeah! Anyway, I-I still think we should try to patch things up, yknow? Like uh, maybe we could get him to get tickets to another Knicks game and invite him.
Joey: And shes back in the game.
Joey: Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game.
Chandler: Okay, easy Martina. I think we should let them win the next game.
Chandler: No, we're playing this game I learned at work. You have to name all the states in six minutes.
Chandler: Well, sure, but can you play it on a plane? (pats his Travel Scrabble game)
Joey: What about Game 1 of the Series?
Ross: I hate America! When I finish this game, I swear I am moving.
Joey: Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
RACHEL: Why, when did you get out of the game?
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Joey: Well it's okay, its like... its just a football game.
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Joey: I don't know who made you the boss? All right? We (Ross and him) invented this game!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Joey: To tape the game? You do this every time Ross, youre not gonna be on TV!
Rachel: How was the game?
Chandler: Im watching the game, but Im not deaf!
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.
Chandler: Good game!
Phoebe: Wait okay, if this game is gonna cause problems between the two of you, then maybe I should just keep it.
Rachel: Dont just say yes! This isnt a game, Joey you can really get hurt out here. Okay, so do you want to pay attention or do you want to die?!
Monica: Okay, Im next. (Phoebe starts another game.) Dont! Dont start another game! I said Im next! Phoebe!
Monica: Chandler! Phoebes hogging the game!
Chandler: Why do you want to play this game so bad?
Chandler: Who cares? Its a stupid game.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Joey: No-no-no-no, hes not! No! Why are you trying to ruin the game? Come on!
Phoebe: Shocking! Lets play the game of who can stay quiet the longest. (Giggles)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating pizza as Joey returns from the Knicks game.]
Monica: We were playing a game.
Chandler: This game is kinda fun.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Chandler: This game makes no sense!
Phoebe: Lets try something else, lets play a game.
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Chandler: This is the best game ever!!!
Ray: Yeah all thats gone. Its basically just a simple question and answer game now.
Phoebe: Yeah! Its not like it spits out a Clark bar after every game.
Ray: Uh well, the game was too complicated and research showed people didnt follow it.
Monica: No, honey, its. thats a special plate. See its a game, whoever gets that plate wins.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is playing some shoot'em up game on his laptop]
MONICA: You should go to the game.� It's okay.� I want you to.
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
[Scene: The hallway, Joey and Chandler are coming back from the game.]
Rachel: Definitely! Phoebe, you will not find a single game show host, whos ass I cannot kick.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching football, and its actually the right game Green Bay at Detroit (although not this years), as Monica is getting everything ready.]
CHANDLER: Because I didn't know how to tell him that I couldn't go to the Knicks game.� So, I just told him that I had to stay in Tulsa.
Rachel: Oh thank you so much. (Picks up the guy's spirit level) Oh oh wait! You forgot your erm...Your game. (hands it to him)
[Scene: the hotel game room. Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
Joey: But the auditions in a couple hours and I dont even understand the game.
Mike: They have a game room downstairs! Ping pong and stuff.