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[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
Chandler: Okay, lets play my game now.
(Joey makes a sound like a game show wheel spinning with the pointer bouncing off of the bars on the wheel as it slows and comes to a stop.)
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Phoebe: Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So hows the game?
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
Joey: Oh no, I cant go. Im practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.
Chandler: Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Ross: Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... (pauses to collect himself, as he is on the verge of tears saying this) threw it in the lake.
Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues.]
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
Joey: Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Phoebe and Mike are watching the game. There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted.]
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.]
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
JOEY: No, no, no.� When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . .� courtside!
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
Chandler: (to Joey) One more game?
ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Monica: (slams down cards) I hate this game!
(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
JOEY: (pause) Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know you said you couldn't.� But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
Monica: Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
MONICA: There's a game?
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
CHAN: It's my game. You want the job or not?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
MONICA: I've gotta get back in the game.
Paolo: (pointing at game) Monopoly!
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
MR. GREENE: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Chandler: Which is why Asteroids is perfect! Its the oldest game!
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Monica: (to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
Phoebe: I love this game!!
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Rachel: Oh-oh, thats a risky little game!
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Chandler: Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.
[cut to later in the game]
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Chandler: (peeping) Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]
Phoebe: That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now! What is Joeys favorite food?
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
Liam: In fact were playing a game at the park tomorrow. Youre welcome to play too if you want.
Phoebe: Oh-okay, I get the game now.
[Scene: The rugby game, Ross is getting killed.]
Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Rachel: Would you like to go to a basketball game with me? (Tries again.) You know, its funny, basketball, because I happen to have tickets too (Tries again.) Umm, who likes the Knicks(Joshua comes in from the dressing room.)
Ross: Did you see me? I was pretty good, huh? That is one fun game!
Ross: I dont care! I am not quitting! I insist on finishing this game!