words in movies
Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
Rachel: I accidentally kissed him in the interview, and now he wants me back y'know of course, 'cause "Let's bring the girl back who kisses everybody!"
Rachel: Oh my God! What if he thinks I'm the kind of girl that-that would just sleep with him?
Chandler: I gotta check out this hot girl! (He heads to the window but realizes something, stops, turns and points at Monica.) There she is! (He dances over to her and kisses her.)
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
The Little Girl: Daddy!!
Joey: Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!
[Scene: The lobby in Ross's building, we see a flyer that is on the bulletin board that reads, "Are you the Hot Girl who waved at me? If so, give me a call!" and it's signed, Joey 629-9*** (The last couple of numbers have been ripped off). Anyhoo, Ross is getting his mail.]
The Man: (To Ross) Excuse me. (He puts up a flyer that has a sketch drawing of Joey and it reads, "Warning! Intruder! If you see this creep - call the cops!") You should check this out, tell the other tenants. Apparently he's running around looking for some kind of a hot girl.
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
The Hot Girl: I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.
The Hot Girl: No, I-I actually thought it was unfair the way everyone reacted. I mean you had just moved in.
The Hot Girl: Jen.
Monica: (looking out the window) Hey Joey! Isn't that the girl that waved at you the other day?
Joey: Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.
Joey: I did not know that! Thank you Monica. (Starts to leave) I can't believe I almost lost another girl because of counting.
Joey: No, Yeeees. God, how do I say this. (walks into the kitchen, Chandler follows closely, he turns around and gets startled). Oh, hi, you know that girl from the Greek restaurant with the hair (holds his hands up to signify she has big hair)?
Rachel: But you have it right there in that file? You could tell us whether its a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrine? Phoebe or Phoebo?
TATTOO ARTIST: Alright, blonde girl, you're in room two, not so blonde girl, you're with me.
MONICA: You go girl. I can't pull that off can I?
Joey: No-no hey buddy, please let me dance with that girl, I really like her and I think I have a shot.
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
GIRL 1: Alright, let me just get my coat.
GIRL 1: Is it true they have beer?
PHOEBE: We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Girl: He touched my fanny.
Joey: I'm tellin' ya that girl totally winked at me.
CHANDLER: Ok, they're coming, shhh. [Runs into Monica's apartment and grabs one last girl to take to his apartment]
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Girl: Thats my job!
Girl: Whatd you think I was, a hooker?
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Phoebe: Well, thats not something a girl wants to hear.
[Scene: Healing Hands Inc. (Phoebes work), Frank is being ushered in, by the arm, to the room Phoebe is in by another girl.]
Isabella: Arent you with that girl over there? (points at Rachel, who waves back)
Chandler: Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV)
Monica: You broke a little girls leg?!!
Phoebe: Yeah, and nobody slept with that Xerox girl.
Phoebe and Girl: Ewww!!!
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Chandler: Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better..
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Ross: No, please, please, um, its for a poor little girl who wants to go to Spacecamp more than anything in the world.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
Girl: Why dont you look in the mirror, scrud.
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
Girl: Youre a big scrud.
Joey: Wow! This girl is good.
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Rachel: Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
Rachel: Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.
GIRL 1: What about my friend Victor?
Chandler: Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
Chandler: So thats the girl you like.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Chandler: You're pretending the pillow's a girl right?
Chandler: Ohh, she's pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--she's pretty.
RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
Joey: All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?
Joey: I think I know that girl.
Joey: Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Ross: You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest.
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Joey: Its hard, y'know, his huddle is closer to Dutch girl.
Chandler: Where did you, when did you, how did you... (Joey hits the back of Chandler's head) How did you get a girl like that?
Sarah: The girl who won last year sold four hundred and seventy-five.
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Joey: Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's speaking to a girl.]
Chandler: Well shes, shes the kinda girlJoey was unconscious.
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Joey: Ahh Pheebs, you know youre still my number one girl.
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Phoebe: So tell me about this girl?
Chandler: Well, Ive got a girl in here.
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Ross: I just asked that girl out.
Frank: They musta read the sonogram wrong. 'Cause they, 'cause they thought it was a boy, but Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!
(A girl enters.)
Chandler: I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually.
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
Phoebe: And also, we dont know what to do with this. (She turns on a switch and the girls nipples light up.)
Phoebe: Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Ross: Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!
Ross: This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!