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Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
ROSS: Do you say this stuff to girls?
Joey: Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men.]
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
[cut to the girls huddle.]
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
[cut to the girls huddle]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Phoebe: Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial dont seem to think its that bad.
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Joey: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda like a peace offering.
The Girls: No, not getting my bra!
The Girls: Woo-hooooo!!!!
(Ross motions for the girls to pick.)
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
The Girls: Yes!!
Monica: Two girls and a boy?
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
(The girls are stumped)
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
[Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Chandler: Really?! I didnt think girls ever just wanted a fling.
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
The Girls: Hey!
[Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching TV.]
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if shes anything like me, shes just gonna be relieved.
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Chandler: That's not specific to girls.
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
Joey: Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Monica: Come on! (The girls all run out and Joey holds up Chandler by smiling.)
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
The Girls: You put your balloons down!!
Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!
Monica: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later.
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Gert: Dancing on your feet! Like the other girls did it.
(The girls walk away.)
The Girls: No!! (The woman backs out.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Chandler: Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?