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Chandler: Okay, I guess we can lose to junior high girls some other time.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
[Scene: A Tap Class, the girls are standing at the door.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and the girls are sitting at the couches.]
[cut to the girls huddle]
[Back in Monica's party. Phoebe is talking to a guy and two girls at the party.]
(they sit down and Roy plays "You Make Me Feel" by Sylvester on his boom box, and starts... With his back towards the girls, he starts waving his hands, then backs towards the girls slapping his butt, then swings it around, and makes thrusting pelvic movements in front of Phoebe. He dances around the tables in between all the girls, and gets back into the kitchen part of the room. He then tears off one of his sleeves and throws it towards Monica and Rachel, who fight over who gets it. He then tears off his other sleeve and moves it back and forth between his legs, getting closer to Phoebe.)
[cut to the girls huddle.]
Chandler: Were not gonna lose to girls.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all there, discussing their bad luck with men.]
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, whoa. Do you ah, want to get her something speacial, get her flowers, get her candy, get her gum, girls love gum.
Chandler: (to the girls who are staring at him) What?
Ross: What?! The guys against the girls? See, thats ridiculous Monica, because Im only down by three touchdowns.
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
Phoebe: Huh, well, the girls in the satin nighties on the commercial dont seem to think its that bad.
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Chandler: The problem is, though, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, y'know? I mean, we're in the car, we're fighting traffic... basically just trying to stay awake.
Frank: I know! Why dont you get drunk! That worked for a lot of girls in my high school.
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
The Girls: No, not getting my bra!
[Scene: A strip club, the girls are there with Chandler, who isnt enjoying himself.]
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
The Girls: Woo-hooooo!!!!
(Ross motions for the girls to pick.)
Joey: Come on man, just-just let the girls stay, Ill do whatever you want.
The Girls: Yes!!
Monica: Y'know when girls sleep with guys with weird things on their body, they tell their friends about it.
(The girls are stumped)
Monica: Two girls and a boy?
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, thanks but no. You see I-I think Im ready to dance with girls.
Joey: Ahhh, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (the girls look at him, confused) Oh, I'm out.
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Joey: Oh yeah. Hey! Should we give these shirts to the girls? Yknow, kinda like a peace offering.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Rachel: Yeah! I got my girls.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
[Cut to the girls apartment, Monica is putting things into her purse as Phoebe and Rachel watch.]
MONICA: You know what, maybe I don't need to have children. You know maybe I just think I do because that is what society, and by that I mean my mom, has always convinced me that I...(sees two little girls dancing together) I do, I have to have children, I'm sorry, I just do.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Ross: Thank you, thanks. (Sits down next to the girls) Yeah, I lost it. Yknow, Im not gonna play anymore, (to Phoebe) would you, can you finish my set?
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
Joey: Come on Rach, not again. I got it! Okay? Lets start sailing, and I want to go over there (Points) where that boatload of girls is! (Yelling to them) Yo-ho-ho!
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, the next morning the girls are there with Joey.]
Rachel: Hi! You might not remember us, but we are the girls that fogged you.
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
Chandler: Really?! I didnt think girls ever just wanted a fling.
Chandler: (singing) The sunll come out tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow (The girls start laughing, and in a deep voice) therell be sun.
Frank Sr.: Oh! What about, what about the girls?
[Time lapse. The girls have Ross pinned face down. Phoebe is sitting on his back and arms while holding his head down and facing Rachel. Rachel is sitting on his knees and holding his lower legs vertically, causing Ross pain.]
[Time lapse, all three girls are now wearing wedding dresses, eating popcorn, drinking beer, and watching TV.]
The Girls: Hey!
Joey: Girls say it to me all the time! And believe me, if shes anything like me, shes just gonna be relieved.
Chandler: That's not specific to girls.
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
BIG BULLY: Don't do that to yourself. Any one of us could have tripped over that little girls jump-rope.
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.
Rachel: Wait a minute, youre only giving free stuff away to the pretty girls?
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
Joey: (sad) Oh man! Now shes gonna start all over! Were never gonna get to introduce the hot girls to the new world!
Phoebe: Great! Okay then its just us girls!
Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?!
Monica: When girls hang out, we dont have pillow fights in our underwear. (Chandler gets a hurt look on his face.) Im sorry. We do. We do. I dont know why I said that.
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Ross: Okay. (The girls leave.) (to Tommy) So uh, well, this-this is uh, this is awkward.
Joey: Ross and I were helping the girls pack, took a little break, I lost $1,500 to him in Cups!
[Scene: The Morgan Chase Museum, the girls are entering.]
Monica: Come on! (The girls all run out and Joey holds up Chandler by smiling.)
The Girls: You put your balloons down!!
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Phoebe: (to the girls) Hi! Hi! Listen, my friend Ross is about to be divorced for the third time, but wouldnt you date him?
Monica: Yeah, they were just slowing me down. Alright, I have to get back to the babies. I'll see you girls later.
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
[Cut to the girls in the kitchen.]
Phoebe: And do you know what girls are really good at?
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
[Cut to the girls.]
[Cut back to the girls.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's. Ross is sitting in the couch doing Chandler's game. Chandler is sitting in his barca-lounger. The girls are in the kitchen.]
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Mrs. Geller: I certainly see what the girls like coming here.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
The Girls: No!! (The woman backs out.)
Gert: Dancing on your feet! Like the other girls did it.
(The girls walk away.)
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Ross: Well I I told him that if he ever hurt you I would hunt him down and kick his ass! (The girls all laugh.) What?! What?! What is the matter with everybody?! I am serious! I would kick his ass! (The laugh harder.)
Joey: Okay. Im Chandler (makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and the girls laugh.)
Rachel: Yeah, not girls anyway, guys agree (snaps her fingers) like that.
Doug: Oh Bing, look at those twin sisters dancing together. Let me buy you a lap dance with those girls. Huh?
Phoebe: Yeah, and-and leaving us to go see hot dancer girls is not very Thanksgivingy.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye