words in movies
Ross: Why aren't you guys dressed?
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Phoebe: (on machine) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey, what if I'm already there when your playing this message?" (to the guys) Is that too spooky?
The Guys:
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Joey: Oh really? Thatd be great! You guys can be the contestants!
ROSS: Look, don't blame us. You guys coulda been there, you know.
[Scene: Central Perk, the guys are returning from the ride along to find Phoebe already there.]
Joey: Alright now listen, you guys, we talked about it, and if you don't want to play, we completely understand.
SECURITY GUARD: I'm sorry guys, closed set.
Ross: Oh, I'm so excited, I mean, apparently I beat out hundreds of other applicants, included five guys I went to graduate school with. Not that I'm keeping score or anything... five!
Joey: Now YOU'RE telling me I can't see her?? You guys are killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like ... like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy ... Why are you doing this, huh? Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there?
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
ROSS: Hey guys.
ROSS: C'mon Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
ROSS: OK, you guys, ya know, I think we've seen enough, let's turn it off.
ROSS: Yeah, what're you guys doin' here, aren't you supposed to be Christmas shopping?
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
MONICA: I've got a question. Richard made plans again with the guys.
ROSS: Bye guys.
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
Rachel: And I mean, you know, you guys... This is a big deal. I mean, how can we have her first birthday party without her aunt and her uncle!
RACHEL: Hi you guys.
RACHEL: Alright you guys, I'm takin' off my shirt.
MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Chandler's coming and he says he has, like, this incredible news, so when he gets here, we could all act like, you know...
Rachel: Oh God, come on you guys, is this really necessary? I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want.
RICHARD: I am not telling you guys anything.
RICHARD: Guys. Seriously, it is not like that.
RACH: We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys. [walks over to table, holding five empty wine bottles]
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
PHOEBE: You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, OH, XANADU! OH.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
RACHEL: Would you guys stop.
Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.
PHOEBE: Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. OK, you guys, once more.
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
ROSS: Hey you guys.
RACHEL: Oh that's so cute:� Ross and Mike's first date.� Is that going to be awkward?� I mean, what are you guys going to talk about?
[Scene: Joe-G's Pizza, the guys are there.]
[Scene: The apartment in the listing, the guys are checking it out. There's one problem though, it's roughly the size of this computer screen. As they enter Joey lets out a whistle.]
Helena: Before we go on with the show, I just want to say to the bride and groom how lucky they are to have found each other. In every life, a little rain must fall. Fortunately, in my life (Four guys wearing rubber boots, shorts, hats, and nothing else carrying umbrellas run onto the stage.) (Singing) Its raining men!
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
RICHARD: Uh, you guys see me as a dad?
ROSS: Tuesday right. Ok, bye you guys.
ROSS: You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Joey: You guys, this is Shelley, shes interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
CHANDLER: Guys guys, check this out.
MONICA: Alright. If you guys don't want it to be special, fine. You can throw any kind of party you want.
Ross: Not the first two, but the second two- woooo! ...I love you guys. You guys are the greatest. I love my sister (Kisses Monica), I love Pheebs... (Hugs her)
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Phoebe: You guys make a very attractive couple. (The camera cuts to a shot of the picture and we see that Monica is posing with Joey instead of Chandler.)
GUYS: No no no.
MONICA: So on this road trip, did you guys win any money?
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
Phoebe: (running after her) Rach, its gonna be okay! (To Ross and Joey) You guys are the best!
RICHARD: Oh, yeah, I don't like you this way. All right, I'll see you guys later.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Rachel: Hi you guys!
Rachel: (poking her head in from her bedroom) Uh, morning. Do you guys think you could close your eyes for just a sec?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
Joey: Well y'know, Ive been walking the same way since high school. Y'know, y'know how some guys they walk into a room and everybody takes notice. I think I need a take notice walk.
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.
Phoebe: Well, I mean look it's, it's not your fault, you know. I mean this is just what, what she does to guys, okay.
DR. REMORE: Some guys are just lucky I guess.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Chandler: Oh, you do? Because she said you guys havent talked in like years.
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Chandler: Umm, hows it going with you guys?
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
RICHARD: Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.
Joey: You guys have one of those signs that says: 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
The Guys: (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!
[cut to the guys team.]
Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys?