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Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, its down to me and two other guys.
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Chandler: Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Ross: You guys.
Rachel: So, like, you guys all have jobs?
Chandler: Y'know what, I know what will cheer you guys up! (he starts spreading envelopes among them) I had a little talk with the boys in New York, told 'em about all the hard work you've been doing and that a little Christmas bonus may be in order.
Rachel: All right, yknowFine! You guys have your stupid little club, but I would just like to say is what you did to me is way worse than what I did to you! You gave me a tiney-wienie! (Will laughs.)
Rachel: All right, you guys, I kinda gotta clean up now. (They all start to leave.)
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
(The guys stretch out their fingers.)
The Guys: (reluctantly) Yeah.
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?! I wanna sit in my chair!
Monica: Please, guys, we have to talk.
Monica: Are you guys gonna be okay?
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
CHANDLER: Hey, guys, it's after midnight, merry Christmas everyone. [Ross and Phoebe hug, Monica and Rachel hug, Chandler is left standing]
Rachel: What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: What? Guys, I'm not.
Ross: I can't believe you guys are moving in together. That's, that's great! I mean...I'm happy for you guys..
Phoebe: You guys, we said we were gonna have fun! Come on, hey, remember the time (She starts laughing hysterically.) You dont remember?
Pizza Guy: So you guys want me to take this back?
Rachel: So c'mon, you guys, tell me all the dirt!
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, the guys are there assembling furniture.]
Rachel: Yes it is! I saw you guys going at it behind the card catalog!
Monica: (laughs) Well thats the best part. Umm, you guys get to decide!
Phoebe: Oh hey you guys, I couldn�t get a reservation for the night of my birthday, so we have to do dinner Thursday night instead.
Chandler: It means that my guys won't get off their barcaloungers and you have a uterus that is prepared to kill the ones that do. (pause) It means...
Monica: What? So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?
Monica: He said he's really gonna miss you guys. (dubious look)
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Chandler: Lose the other guys.
Chandler: Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us.
Aurora: So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?
Rachel: Wow, you guys, this is big.
Ross: Uh, no, no, see, because not...not all guys are going to be a Paolo.
Ross: Thanks. I know you guys like to give me a hard time and all, but it really means a lot to me that you like her. Just knowing that you guys are
Joey: You guys okay?
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Monica: Can I ask you guys a question? D'you ever think that Alan is maybe.. sometimes..
Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
Rachel: (to Monica and Phoebe) Oh my God, you guys, what am I doing? What am I doing? This is so un-me!
Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
Ross: Guys? There's a somebody I'd like you to meet.
Ross: Yes. I lived with you guys for a while and then I found this place. (Joey just stares at him) I'm Ross.
Joey: C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad. It was better than that thing I did with the trolls, at least you got to see my head.
Monica: I'm sorry, Joey. I'm gonna go to bed, guys.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
PHOEBE: Oh no, you're not supposed to be here. This is the staging area, you should, it's all wrong, you should leave, ya know, get out. [opens the door, the guys are right there] Or perhaps you'd like a creme d'menthe.
Rachel: What're you guys doing out here?
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Rachel: (entering) Forgot my purse! (Sees them kissing.) Oh, you guys made up. (To Mona) Hes a good kisser isnt he? (Ross goes to close the door on her.) Im going! (Quickly leaves and Ross locks the door.)
Rachel: Hey! Have you guys seen Jill? I cant find her anywhere.
Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!
Ross: Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him.
Rachel: Hey! Hey, you guys, I finished the crossword all by myself! Hug me!
Coma Guy: So, the Etch-a-Sketch is from you guys?
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Rachel: Well, I don't know, you guys figure it out, I got to put Emma down for a nap.
Joey: Hey you guys. Hey, you all know my dad, right?
Joey: Night, you guys.
Phoebe: Hey, I never got to hear who you guys would pick to be your girlfriend.
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
(Robert walks away and the guys all start laughing in front of Phoebe.)
Rachel: Late thirties? Oh come on you guys! Is it just me? Am I overreacting to this?
Rachel: Well, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
Chandler: Yeah, about 300 guys I went to high school with. Yeah, thanks. (takes phone)
Monica: They're nice guys.
Fireman No. 1: You guys tell them you were married?
Monica: All right, I'll see you guys later. (raises)
Chandler: Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.
Rachel: Well, uh something about having second thoughts about the wedding and did you guys make a mistake breaking up and uh, she wants you to call her.
All: Hey guys! Hey!
Joey: (to a table of strangers) You guys need anything, cause Im heading up there.
Rachel: So what are you guys going to do?
Phoebe: You guys wanna try and catch a late movie or something?
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Rachel: Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Joey: Well, if she's my friend, hopefully she'll understand. I mean, wouldn't you guys?
Rachel: Why you guys this isn't funny, all right? If I wanted this cake to be a disaster I would have baked it myself!
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just dont get along?
Phoebe: Yeah. So, we can do it tomorrow night, you guys. It's Valentine's Day. It's perfect.
Phoebe: (walking over) Hey. Ursulas fianc�e is really sweet! Hes a teacher, he does all this volunteer work. Yknow normally yknow, I dont like really sweaty guys. But this one? I could just mop him up!
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Ross: You know, I think that�s a good idea�our babysitter just pounded in another Chardonnet. (both get up) Bye, y�guys.
Guys: Oooooo....
Monica: Hey, guys.
Rachel: Well, now, how come you guys have never played poker with us?
Joey: Oh, have either one of you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it real expensive?
Roger: Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
Guys: No.
Phoebe: Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys, you could be one of those guys.
Guys: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Rachel: Guys! Guess what, guess what, guess what, guess what!
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
(The guys all duck under the table.)
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Melanie: I don't know, I-I guess I just had you pegged as one of those guys who're always 'me, me, me.' But you... you're a giver. You're like the most generous man I ever met. I mean... you're practically a woman.