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Joey: I mean come on you guys! My own TV show? I just dont know if Im good enough.
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, its down to me and two other guys.
Joey: Theres just so much pressure. I mean no offense, but what you guys do is very different. I dont know if youd understand.
Chandler: Oh come on guys, its not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it werent for (struggles to get this out) Monicas allergies. (The duck quacks.) Youre right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joeys not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)
Chandler: Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Joey: Hey, good race you guys.
Joey: So, did you uh, find anyone to marry you guys yet?
Joey: Okay uh, look I know youre a great actor, okay? And you play all those Shakespeare guys and stuff
Rachel: I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
Monica: You guys do that? Chandler won't even have sex in our bathroom!
Monica: Well, you guys have been friends forever. Remember the first time that you kissed Ross? How weird that was? You couldn't stop laughing? You got through that.
Amy: Well, I’m staying with you guys!
Joey: Hey-hey come on you guys, give him a break. Ross, seriously, hows it going with her?
Monica: Hey, what did you guys do today?
Ross: Hey guys. Monica and Chandler: Hi Ross.
Rachel: Uh, wait, so you guys are telling me you actually did the routine from eighth grade?
Chandler: Hey you guys.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: Listen, do you guys think I have a chance with Janine?
Chandler: Hey, guys! Come on! You gotta see what Emma just did.
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Ross: Hey you guys!
Ross: I've got to say you guys, that's an incredible gesture!
Monica: Please ... if I win the lottery, you guys are not gonna leave me. Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and I couldn't get rid of you for 3 days!
Joey: Guys!?
Joey: Guys? Everything ok? It's me, Joe...
Monica: So, do you guys wanna come and eat dinner at the restaurant sometime in the next few weeks?
Monica: Hey guys!
Charlie: (talking to Ross) I feel like I owe you an explanation. I don't ordinarily go around kissing guys at parties. I'm... well, I'm kind of embarrassed. I really hope you don't think less of me.
Monica: 2 minutes, 12 pies and a part of one tin! Okay, I see you guys at 4.
Phoebe: You guys, there are people in there who are not getting any happier!
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Ross: (pulls his hand away) Okay! Okay. (To his parents) Look, I, uh- I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me, and, so, well, here's the deal. Carol's a lesbian. She's living with a woman named Susan. She's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby.
Phoebe: Come on you guys, let's just do our own Thanksgiving.
Chandler: Come on guys, PUSH!
Ross: I'm just so happy you guys are finally getting a kid.
Joey: I can't believe it. When you guys come back, you're gonna have a baby! That is so weird!
Ross: Come on, she's gonna love you guys!
Joey: But just think, ok? What if everything goes right? What if this woman does pick you guys?
Ross: Hey you guys, I need some fashion advice.
Erica: Oh yeah. I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter, because what you did was wrong. (walks away again, but Chandler catches up with her again)
Monica: (turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big.
Monica: We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?
The Guys: We will. (they don’t move)
Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.)
Joey: Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
Joey: I'm really sorry you guys.
Ross: Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)
Joey: Hey guys!
Joey: Would you guys want to come down tomorrow and watch me tape the show?
Chandler: You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler!
Missy: Hey guys!
Ross: This is crazy. I mean, six years? And because of me you guys aren't gonna be together? Can I ask you something? Really, what is this thing with you and Rachel?
RACHEL: Well, we're not here to meet guys.� You have a boyfriend, I have a b. . . baby and a Ross.
(Chandler looks at the other two guys, embarrassed)
Rachel: This is so awesome! College guys are so cute!
Donny: Well, welcome to the Winner Circle. Joey and Gene, you guys ready?
Ross: Nineteen Eighty Seven. The weekend you guys visited me at school.
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
Mike: Thanks for coming you guys.
Rachel: Uhm... you haven't told these guys what they're doing in the wedding yet.
[Scene: Class of '91 reunion. Ross is walking angrily towards Chandler, who is talking to two other guys.]
Joey: Hey, what are you guys gonna do?
Mike: ...and I was wondering if... you know, maybe one of you guys... (Ross stands up)
Mike: Hey guys, how is it going?
Mike: Uhm, did you guys know that there is a giant ice sculpture in the hall?
Rachel: You know what, I can't do this. I don't know which one of you guys to pick.
Monica: Okay, the reason why I asked you guys out to brunch today is because I have been doing some thinking about who should be my maid of honor.
Rachel: Wow, you know, it's so beautiful out there. You always wanted to get married outside. Why don't you guys just do it on the street?
Phoebe: But lately all the guys I meet seem really nice at first, then they turn out to be the biggest jerks.
Rachel: No, it's all right, you can just drop the act Tommy. I know what's going on here. Your Danny's wingman right? You guys are best buds. Frat bros!
Erica: Thank you. It's really nice to meet you guys, I can't believe I'm here!
Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!
Phoebe: I love you guys.
Ross: You guys know where Rachel is?
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Rachel: Ross said my name. Okay? My name. Ross said my name up there that obviously means that he still loves me! (They both just stare at her.) Okay, dont believe me, I know Im rightdo you guys want to go downstairs and get a drink?
Mike: (raising his glass) Thank you guys for having us over.
Gunther: So you guys want coffees?
Rachel: (while entering) Hi you guys.
Monica: See you guys later.
Ross: (entering) Hey, you guys... I have great news.
Phoebe: (noticing a guy sitting by the green post looking at her) Oh wait a second you guys for the last couple weeks Ive been that guy everywhere I go. We take the same bus. We go to the same bookstore, the same dry cleaners; maybe hes the tea guy. (He gets up to leave, and smiles at Phoebe.)
Joey: (enters) Hey guys.
Ross: You don't have to do that, I'll pay for myself. But just the fact that you want me to have fun with you guys - that's so sweet! Come here (they kiss and hug)
Joey: Me too. Yeah, this place is great. I'm so happy for you guys. Although, you know, I hope you like fungus.
Rachel: (entering) Hi you guys!
Rachel: Hey you guys... You're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me. I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me.
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Ross: Oh man, I can't believe you guys are leaving this place.
Ross: Hotel? Why isn't she staying with you guys?
Joey: Hey! Handcuffs! And fur line, nice! I didn't know you guys had it in ya!
Ross: What are you guys doing?
Ross: Bumming hard, guys, bumming hard.
Joey: You guys hear a ringing?
[Scene: Back to the living room. Monica and Rachel enter and hug each other. The guys see this.]
Rachel (crying): Hi you guys!
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Monica: We're moving in a couple of days and we've got a lot of packing to do. It would be great if you guys could pitch in.
Rachel: Oh, you guys. This was an amazing night. Thank you so much. I love you. Good night.
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
Joey: Uh, I think she's still asleep. Hey, hey, how did it go with you guys last night? She seemed pretty pissed at you.
Ross: Uh. Would you guys mind giving us a minute?