words in movies
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
The Guys: Pete?!
Chandler: Yeah, its two guys in a ring, and the rules are: Theyre are no rules.
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
Chandler: Oh, and dont get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. Its just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, its making all the other guys jealous.
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Monica: Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. (tries to take the poem)
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Chandler: Hi guys!
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldnt even have one!
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Ross: (to the guys) I gotta go make a fake Ben.
Joey: Look, you guys have been to every play Ive ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Erin: Bye guys.
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Chandler: Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first
[Time lapse. The guys are entering their apartment.]
Ross: (turning around.) Umm, uh, I was just telling the guys
Monica: Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: Have you guys picked a date yet?
[Scene: Central Perk, scene continued from earlier. They guys are sitting there like the Three Monkeys.]
Ross: So, what are you guys doing four weeks from today?
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Monica: Oh my God! Shes amazing. Oh, oh Im so glad you guys got drunk and had sex!
Phoebe: So you guysll stay here and hang out with me?
Chloe: Thats so great for you guys!
[Scene: The Animal Hospital, the guys have taken the duck in to remove the ring. Joey is pacing around like an expectant father.]
Phoebe: Hey! You guys, Im writing a holiday song for everyone. Do you want to hear it?
Rachel: (entering) Hey guys! Whats up?
Ross: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Ross: I like it, and Emily likes it, and thats what counts. So uh, how are you guys doing?
Ross: Hey guys!
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys, what are you doing?
Phoebe: Hi, guys.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
The Stripper: Wait, you guys think I stole some ring?
Phoebe: Ohh, you guys, remember that cute client I told you about? I bit him.
The Guys: Yeah!
[Cut to the guys apartment.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, the guys are there waiting to ambush the stripper.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the guys are teaching the girls how to play poker.]
Joey: (muffled by the mouth guard) Hey you guys! Whats happening?
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Again.
Luisa: Luisa Gianetti! Lincoln High? I sat behind you guys in home room!
GIRL 2 ON BUS: So what are you guys out doing today?
The Stripper: Okay, which one of you guys is Gunther Central-Perk? (Sees Joey.) Hey, Joey?
Rachel: (she goes towards the others and she's very excited) Guys, you're not gonna believe this! I was just saying goodnight to Emma and she said her first words!!
Chandler: Thats right! Where are the guys? Im ready to get drunk and see some strippers.
Rachel: Wow, this is so cool, you guys. The entire city is blacked out!
[Scene: The hallway, Ross is sitting on the step drinking a beer as Rachel comes out of the guys apartment.]
Chandler: You cant tell, but Im trying to break the tension by mooning you guys!
Rachel: Okay! No accountants. Oh, and no one from like legal. I dont like guys with boring jobs.
Joey: (glares at him for a moment, then admits grudgingly) Maybe. Well, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know? Or any other house for that matter.
Rachel: You guys this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. I mean, it's not sweet, it's not cute, I even dragged that little string on the ground, and it just flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. And I swear, I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me I know it's saying, "Rachel!"
Chandler: All right, all right, Ill go sleep with my girlfriend. But Im just doing it for you guys.
The Guys: Ohh!
Phoebe: Oh. It was a long shot. Hey, you guys can I just like have a second alone with the babies.
Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?
Ross: (entering) Hey, guys! (They both notice his new little friend)
Joey: Y'know what? Make fun all you want. This is a great bag! Okay? And it's as handy as it is becoming. Now, just because you don't understand something, doesn't make it wrong. All right? So from now on you guys are gonna have to get used to the fact that Joey, (pats the bag) comes with a bag! (Exits.)
Ross: (reading the newspaper) Hey, heres a question; where did you guys get the finest oak East of the Mississippi?
Rachel: Monica, this is Dan (points to him), one of the guys that we're gonna be going out with on Saturday. (Mouths "He's yours." to her.) Uh Dan, Monica.
Phoebe: I think he's right. You guys hang out at the coffeehouse way too much.
Rachel: Oh okay, hey guys, would you flip mine too?
Rachel: (entering) Hi, guys!
Monica: Wow, so you guys are, you're never gonna be in the same room together? How is that even gonna work?