words in movies
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
The Guys: Pete?!
Chandler: Yeah, its two guys in a ring, and the rules are: Theyre are no rules.
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
Chandler: Oh, and dont get me wrong, I appreciate the sentiment. Its just that I, I have a rather, sensitive posterior, and ah, besides, its making all the other guys jealous.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys have any extra ribbon?
Karin: Actually, Im dating at all anymore. See, I figured out that I was only dating guys that were like yknow bad for me, so until I work that out
Monica: Well, spring vacation is doing nice things with your grandparents. Spring break youre doing frat guys.
Phoebe: Were you guys making fun of Parker?
Monica: Hey guys this stuff is just so way in the past. You-youve been through so much since then. And right now youve got so much more important stuff going on in your life. Cant you just let this go?
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Joey: I cant! Yknow? You guys dont know what its like to put yourself out there like that and just get shot down.
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing Bamboozled.]
Rachel: What? You guys, come on! What am I going to do?
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
[Scene: Joey's Apartment, the guys are still playing the game only everyone is really into it.]
Rachel: Hey you guys, this is my sister Amy. This is Chandler, Joey, Phoebe and you know Mon.
Ross: Hey you guys I got some bad news. (He sets the stack of papers down on the table.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Rachel: So you guys go, have a really good time.
Rachel: Oh yeah! Yeah please, you guys have fun.
Rachel: I am so sick of guys. I don't want to look at another guy, I don't want to think about another guy, I don't even want to be near another guy. (Ross crosses arms)
Ross: Hey! What are you guys looking at?
Phoebe: Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress.
Elizabeth: The guys across the hall are throwing water balloons at us.
Amy: Oh I was just thinking. You know what would be incredible? If you guys died.
Monica: We took a cab. Did you guys walk?
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Amy: I don't believe this, hold on a second. You guys die and I don't get your baby?
Chandler: Well, I thought you guys were cuddlily sleepers.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Ross: Oh well yeah, actually I was going to talk to her when you guys all came in the room.
Ross: What?! When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Amy: Now listen, not that you guys could stop me or anything cause you know you'd be dead. I was thinking about changing her name. I'm just not really a big fan of Emily. [Transcriber note: I'm surprised that Rachel and Ross didn't say they weren't either here]
Joey: Yknow what you guys? Im uh, Im gonna go too. And uh, Im sorry about everything.
Joey: (Enters) Hey you guys Im gonna take off. I just wanted to let you guys know, say goodbye.
Rachel: Oh you guys thanks for doing this.
Phoebe: Alright you guys, we cant turn on each other, Okay? Thats just what she wants.
Joey: Come on, you guys are more then that! I mean, youre gonna get together right?
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
Joey: I can't believe you guys are moving.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?
Amy: Okay, how about this, you guys die and the crazy plate lady dies, then do I get the baby?
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Phoebe: Or we could use it to call China. See how those guys are doing.
Ross: Hey, do you guys think that if all those things happened, wed still hang out?
Rachel: Oh that couldn't have been pretty. but you know guys do that.
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Rachel: You guys, Im doing the best I can, anyone else is welcome to try.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Monica: Here, I got it. I'll will play my message for you guys, and you can tell me if it's breezy enough.
Phoebe: You guys are over an hour late. What happened to you two?
Phoebe: You guys, we�ve been waiting for you for a long time, maybe you should order.
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Prospective nanny: Oh, you know, wait. I do have one question. (she starts playing with her hair) Do you guys do random drug testing?
Joey: (looks surprised) Really...? Guys do that...? That's... weird...
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
Mike: So... how many guys have your key?
Phoebe: Okay, well... guys?
Phoebe: Y'know you guys were a lot more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture.
Joey: Hey... hey listen... What do you guys know about investments?
PHOEBE: Yeah. . . I'm sorry.� We weren't really looking for anything to happen with you guys.� I, I have a boyfriend.
RACHEL: Wow.� So, what did you guys do?
RACHEL: See you guys.� (She closes the door.)
ROSS: Hey you guys.� (He sits.)
Chandler: Ahh, Merry Christmas; I miss you guys!
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Chandler: Merry Christmas, you guys!
Chandler: I... thought it was a timely start to thinking about other people. Besides, this gift still says I love you guys.
Rachel: Ross, thank you. Hey, do you guys wanna go see a movie?
ROSS: So, ah . . . So, how was it?�� Uh, did you guys. . . Did you guys have a good time?
Molly: Nice to meet you guys (to Chandler and Joey).
Ross: Hey you guys!
Joey: Ok! Stop it you guys! Stop staring! You're freaking me out!
Chandler: Yep! From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman. The wife. The old ball and chain.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Rachel: Oh, ok, thank you. (Molly leaves) (to Monica) Do you see what all the guys see in her?
Rachel: Hi guys! Listen I really need your help. I think I did something really stupid.
Joey: Thanks. Do you get a lot of guys in here?
RACHEL: I didn't know you guys hung out.
Gavin: Right. Right. Ross. So what's the deal with you guys? I don't want to get in the middle of anything
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Rachel: You guys aren't doing anything tonight, are you?
Rachel: Hi you guys!
Joey: Hey uh, where do you guys want this?
Phoebe: Hey you guys! Ok, we've got great news.
Monica: Is that a bit you guys do?
Rachel: All right are you guys gonna come down?
Ross: oh no yeah, no Phoebe is great, but umm I'm an idiot look right before you guys went out I accidentally got her all upset.
Monica: I swear I didnt. (To Ross and Will) Hey! Is that why you guys used to go up to your bedroom and lock the door?
Phoebe: Yeah, what is that? Like, some kind of guy thing? Like, some kind of sexist guy thing? Like it's poker, so only guys can play?
Monica: Look, guys, you can't do this, it's just going to make getting over each other, that much harder.
Rachel: Ooh, you guys, it starts in like 20 minutes.
Phoebe: Guys, the drawing is about to start!
Rachel: (understands that Monica and Ethan wanna be alone) Hey, did you guys check out those new hand-dryers in the bathroom?
Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.
Phoebe: Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: Hey, so you guys, the funniest thing happened, at work...
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.