words in movies
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Ross: Hey, when-when was it kicking? What happened?
Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that hes not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beers still cold. Something terrible mustve happened here! (He decides its not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
RACH: What happened?
ROSS: Carol, what's the matter? What happened?
ROSS: Oh my God, what happened?
Phoebe: Why? What happened now?
ROSS: What happened?
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
Ross: Filming Rachel is not something I planned. Okay look, heres what happened, and Joey you-you can back me up on this. All right, about-about a month and a half ago I came to you with a problem? Umm, a personal thing.
JOEY: Hey listen, I'm sorry about what happened. . .
ROSS: I'm sorry I'm late, what happened?
Chandler: I mean, don't you think if things were gonna happen with Rachel, they would've happened already?
JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
CHANDLER: So what happened?
ERNIE: Bert, Bert. Bert. Hey, what happened to my friend Bert? He was here just a moment ago. Oh no, my old friend Bert is lost.
Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns' production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.
JOEY: What happened to the foosball?
CHANDLER: What just happened?
RACHEL: What happened to uh, MEG.?
MONICA: So what happened?
JOEY: Oh no, what happened?
Ross: Maybe this wouldve happened if Id been more nurturing, or Id paid more attention, or I... had a uterus. I cant believe this!
[Scene: Central Perk, ??????? is playing, as Chandler peaks his head out of the storage closet and sneaks back to his seat and pretends he's reading something. Then a short while later Monica pokes her head out of the closet and sneaks back to her seat and sits down, pretending as if nothing has happened.]
Rachel: Well, what happened to your jam plan?
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Rachel: Oh my God, what happened? (points to the cast on Janice's wrist)
Joey: Well, I guess he says that because they were on a break when it happened, that she should of forgiven him by now.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Phoebe: But, also, what happened between you and your Mom?
Rachel: (entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
Chandler: Tell us what happened, Brown Bird Ross.
Phoebe: Yeah, this has happened before.
Rachel: Hi. Look um, about what happened earlier...
Phoebe: Why, what happened?
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
Joey: I don't get it. What happened? What about everything you said under the bridge?
Joey: Oh, oh! Any chance any of this happened in a "Galaxy far, far away"? (Ross turns aroud and glares at him. Joey and Rachel decide to leave).
Chandler: Why? What happened to him?
Phoebe: What happened?
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Joey: Y'know, about what happened with us.
Mrs. Bing: Really stupid. And I don't even know how it happened. I'm sorry, honey, I promise it will never happen again. Are we okay now?
Joey: No-no, things ah, finally happened with Kate.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its after Ross and Joeys talk with Frank, and Phoebes is finding out what happened.]
Phoebe: What umm, what happened?
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Janice: Oh, I miss you already. Can you believe this happened?
Phoebe: What?! Oh my... (sees the remains of the house) Oh my God!! What happened?!
Chandler: Hey-hey-hey. So what happened? A forest tick you off?
Bonnie: Hey, what happened to you?
Phoebe Sr.: So I guess youd like to know how it all happened.
Ross: What the hell happened on that beach?!
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Ross: Wait, wait a minute, there's no light on the back wall! How do I know when it's gonna start? Hello? (he slowly turns and the spraying begins, on his face) Ah, oh, ah! (he turns, but then he turns again and is sprayed in the front again) Ah! (he spits and angrily goes out of the spray-on tan booth and the assistant enters the room) The same thing happened again!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
Rachel: Oh! My hero! What happened?
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. What ah, what happened to playing the field?
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Joey: (rushing in) Oh my God! What happened here? Did you do all this?
[Scene: Outside the beach house, Ross is telling Joey and Chandler what happened with Rachel.]
Ross: What happened?
Monica: What the hell happened?!
Rachel: Look, um, I think we should talk about what happened on the terrace.
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Ross: What happened?
Ross: What happened?
Ross: What happened? Joey?
Chandler: (lets him out) What happened?!!
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Rachel: Oh my God! What happened?
Joey: Wow. Thanks. So, uh, what happened?
Ross: What do you mean? Nothing happened! I had to get out of there.
Chandler: What happened?
Phoebe: God, what happened?!
Kathy: Im sorry. If you wanna pretend that nothing happened, I can try.
Chandler: What happened? What happened?!
RACHEL: My parents happened. All they had to do was sit in the same stadium, smile proudly, and not talk about the divorce. But nooo, they got into a huge fight in the middle of the commencement address. Bishop Tutu actually had to stop and shush them. But you know what, you know what the good news is? I get to serve coffee for the next 8 hours.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.
Joey: (voice-over) ...and he couldnt let it go, and... I dont really know what happened with that either.
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Rachel: Well it happened about six weeks ago, and uh I had just got home from work and Ross was already there cause I guess he had been hanging out with Joey.
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Ross: What happened?
Ross: (entering) Hey, uh, Im really, really sorry about what happened in the cafeteria today.
Fat Monica: Oh, why? Why? What happened?
Mr. Treeger: Yeah, it happened to me once. I was just flipping through the channels and bam! It was like finding money.
Phoebe: So-so you two were married huh? What happened? You just drift apart?
Phoebe: Hi, so what happened?
Chandler: Yknow what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.
Charity guy: Wow! Are you here to make another donation the same day? I don’t think that that’s ever happened before.
Phoebe: So, I need to write some depressing stuff to go along with my new floozy voice, but nothing that sad has ever really happened to me.
Chandler: Kind of? If you just kept this to yourself none of this would've happened.