words in movies
ERICA: I should just be happy to be near you.
ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.
ROSS: I don't get it, he seemed so happy to see me yesterday.
[They keep flicking each other. This turns into slapping each other. This leads to wrestling on the floor. All the while Phoebe is saying "Happy thoughts". Eventually Phoebe gets fed up.]
(Dan turns on the TV and the Happy Days theme song comes on.)
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Phoebe: Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
Phoebe: Thank you, Happy Holidays.
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy New Year!
Monica: Happy New Year.
Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Phoebe: Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
Phoebe: Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
Chandler: Scared? Happy?
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so happy. (She's not happy.)
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
Phoebe: Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
(Rachel gets all happy.)
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Ross: You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!