words in movies
Monica: (entering from the bathroom) Hey! Happy Anniversary!
Chandler: Happy Anniversary, 10 months! (They kiss.)
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Phoebe: Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
Chandler: Scared? Happy?
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so happy. (She's not happy.)
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Phoebe: Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
(Rachel gets all happy.)
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
Ross: Happy birthday!!!
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Mr. Geller: Happy birthday, sweetie! Give us a hug! (Starts to get up.)
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Ross: You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!
Monica: Happy birthday!!!
Phoebe: Happy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) Its for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
[Time lapse, Ross has been demoted to the back seat with Joey and Chandler. He's not too happy about it.]
Phoebe: Oh, I-I gave them the puppy and it made them so happy that I decided Im gonna carry their baby.
ROSS: No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? What would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm revelling baby, believe me!
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Monica: (starting to cry) Im so happy for me.
Chandler: I know it would make me happy, maam.
Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Joey: I do Rach. I do, and I so happy for you. (They hug.)
Joey: (To Phoebe) Im so happy!
Rachel: Yeah, Im pretty confident about that. Thats what makes it so easy for me to be 80% happy for Monica and Chandler! It would be nice to have a little guarantee though.
Ross: Now Im so happy.
Phoebe: Huh. Okay. Well, Im really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.)
Chandler: Well thats good. Because you didnt! And Im incredibly happy for ya!!
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her? That cute nibbly noise when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Joey: Wow! (Tearing up) Well, uh Hey! Im really happy for you guys! Congratulations! (Kisses Monica on the cheek) See you later. (Starts for the door on the verge of tears as Monica stops him.)
Rachel: Well, that-thats not your choice. Happy Halloween!
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?