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Monica: Look, I'm not happy about this either, but y'know if-if Ross says he's happy then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily to ourselves. Are you cool with that?
(He closes the door. Rachel's not happy with that and knocks again. He opens the door.)
Joey: Uhh, are you saying that you're not entirely happy about this?
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Big Nosed Rachel: Happy Thanksgiving!
Ross: Happy too.
(Monica suddenly gets very happy.)
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
(Dan turns on the TV and the Happy Days theme song comes on.)
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
Phoebe: Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
Phoebe: Thank you, Happy Holidays.
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy New Year!
Monica: Happy New Year.
Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Phoebe: Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so happy. (She's not happy.)
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Phoebe: Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
Chandler: Scared? Happy?
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Ross: (stands up) Thats great! Are you happy now? Look what you did with your funny, funny form!
MRS. GREENE: Happy birthday sweetie.
Gary: Sweethart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you. It's fine! We don't have to move in together. I justI want you to be happy
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Phoebe: Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Rachel: No! Im so happy for them!
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Rachel: I mean Im probably 98% happy, maybe 2% jealous. And I mean whats 2%? Thats nothing.
Phoebe: Me too! So happy for them!
Monica: Im sick of the signs! Its too fast, Im happy the way things are!
(Rachel gets all happy.)
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Joey: I don't know. We're talking about whipped fish, Monica. I'm just happy I'm keeping it down, y'know?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is singing Happy Birthday to yet another good-looking woman. Gunther is watching and is not very happy.]
(Ross isnt happy and closes the door slowly.)
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Monica: Im so happy for you!
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Joey: Was she happy you gave her the job?
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I dont wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy. Whenever I would see him I was always think y'know Youre the reason, you are the reason why their not together. and I hated that guy. And it didnt matter how nice he was, or how happy he made my Dad.
Rachel: Im so happy and not at all jealous.
Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
Monica: (to the couple on her left) So, how about you huh? How do you know the happy couple?
Ross: Great! Great! (He runs to the door.) Youre making the bike very happy.
Ross: You're welcome, Ben. Merry Christmas, ooh, and Happy Hanukkah!
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.