words in movies
Chandler: (holding a pair of furry handcuffs) What the hell is this?
Ross: THE HELL I DO!
CHANDLER: Ya know, my cousin went to hell on a football scholarship.
Joey: Man, Im starving! What the hell was I thinking at dinner?! "Do you want soup or salad?" Both! Always order both!
MONICA: Oh, gosh, this is so weird. I mean, his whole life was in this apartment, and now it's gone. You know, I think it would be nice if we just took a few moments, for Mr. Heckles. I mean, he was kind of a pain, he was, but, he was a person. You're all going to hell.
Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!
Mr. Geller: (Looking at ht wedding bill.) What the hell!!!
JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Chandler: Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!
MONICA: Rach, I know her pretty well, can I go? [Rachel gives her a look from hell] That's fine.
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Joey: (reacting first by jumping up) Dude! What the hell are you doing?! God! (Heads for his room leaving Ross.)
Mr. Bowmont: What the hell, its for a good cause! All right!
Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!
RACH: Yeah, what're you saying, you just sort of put away feelings or whatever the hell it was you felt for me?
Director: And cut. Hey, Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?
Joey: (returns to their old table where elderly people are sitting now, sits) Finally you guys made it. (looks up, turns left to Phoebe�s chair) Pheebs, who the hell�uhuhh!
RACHEL: Actually, what I think you said was, "don't touch that, and get the hell out of my kitchen."
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
Joey: Yeah, where the hell is he?
Rachel: Ross!! Are you crazy?! I am still your wife!! What, were you just never gonna tell me?!! What the hell is wrong with you?!!!! Ugh, I could just kill you!!!!
Rachel: I just dont want him to meet anybody until I am over my crushAnd I will get over it. Its-its not like I love him, its just physical! ButI mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!
Monica: Hell no, we'll pay!
Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Ross: (to Carol) Where the hell have you been?
Ross: What the hell are you doing? You scared the crap outta me.
Ross: Who the hell is Jordie?
Joey: Man, hell of a two weeks, huh? Y'know what, though? I really feel like I learned something.
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
MONICA: Hell, I wanna see Joey.
PHOEBE: Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. [Flings the dog off and jumps in the cab. The dog keeps jumping up to the window.] Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Joey: The hell with hockey, let's all do that!
Monica: Then why the hell are you dumping my brother?!?
Phoebe: Sven I don't understand what you're saying! What is wrong with the flowers? Lorkins? What the hell are lorkins?
Rachel: Now wait a minute thats not fair. He was married to me a hell of a lot longer than he was married to Emily, he just didnt tell me. (Everyone looks at her, Ross not happily.) Maybe I have to pee again. (Gets up to try to use the bathroom.)
RACHEL: Oh, what a load of crap. That is a dot. Your mother is up in heaven going, 'Where the hell is my lily, you wuss?' OK, Phoebe, that is not a tattoo, this is a tattoo. [she bends over and bears her tattoo right when Ross returns]
Gary: Okay, here he comes. What is he doing? What the hell is he doing?!
Joey: Oh. Why would you scare me like that? What the hell is going on? (Pause.) Is somebody pregnant?
Chandler: Hell is filled with people like you.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
Rachel: Terrible? Hell, I was in Greece! That was a nice hotel! Nice beach, met the nice people. Not to shabby for Rachel. (Goes and puts her luggage away.)
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
Rachel: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.
JOEY: I fall down an elevator shaft? What the hell does this mean, I fall down an elevator shaft?
RACHEL: Why the hell didn't you tell me!
(As Phoebe stands there in shock and disbelief, Chandler comes out of the bathroom and walks to his bedroom. Hes just got out of the shower and has the towel wrapped around himself high across his chest, and another towel wrapped around his head, like women wear towels. Joey watches Chandler wondering what the hell hes doing.)
Rachel: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
Ross: Okay, where in the hell did you get that?!
Rachel: I hope its still funny when youre in hell.
Joey: What the hells the matter with you?! This is my favourite jersey.
Monica: What the hell is this? (holding up the check)
Precious: Screw you, Mike. You're a coward and a bastard, and I hope you rot in hell.
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and nothin. You look at me, and its nothin. (He kisses her) Nothing.
MR. GREENE: ...what the hell does she want with half a boat...
Ross: What the hell happened on that beach?!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
DR. BURKE: I didn't need to know that. I guess 21 years is a lot. I mean, hell, I'm a whole person who can drink older than you.
Chandler: What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!
Mr. Treeger:: Im sure as hell a dancer, its no use Marge will never go for me.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Monica: But I figured, you know, that shouldn't change anything. I mean, what the hell does it matter how old we are.
Monica: What the hell happened?!
Rachel: What? Who the hell is Emily(realises) noooo!!
Charlton Heston: Who in the hell are you?
The Stripper: You are really good at that. So uh, I had fun tonight, you throw one hell of a party.
Joey: (trying to act like hes not the one that stinks.) Whoa! Yeah, what the hell is that? What smells so bad?
Chandler: What the hell is going on?!
Chandler: Oh, what the hell is that?
Mr. Treeger: What in the name of hell?
Ross: Damn! I thought that was going to be romantic as hell!
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
Phoebe: (Angrily.) Hey, were the hell have you been?!
Rachel: Get the hell out of there, yknow?
Joey: (Jumping out of his way) See ya!! (To the girls.) What the hell was that?!
Chandler: So I have a flaw! Big deal! Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying? And Ross, with his over-pronouncing every single word? And Monica, with that snort when she laughs? I mean, what the hell is that thing? ...I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this?
Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Ross: What the hell are doing?!!
RACHEL: Agh, it was the graduation from hell.
Monica: Oh my God! (She goes to hug him, stops short, and hits him on the shoulder.) Where the hell have you been?!!
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Chandler: (To Ross) I can't believe this! What the hell were you thinking?
Rachel: (grabbing the star) What the hell is that?
Ross: What the hell was that?!
Phoebe: No! No, you can't arrest me! No!! I won't go back! I won't go back to that hell hole!!
Joey: What the hell is that?!!
Phoebe: (saddened) It's okay. What the hell took you so long?
Ross: I told her I'd have to think about it. I mean, how the hell am I supposed to make this kind of a decision? (They're all quiet.) I'm actually asking you!
Ross: Yeah, well it came to about $112, but what the hell, just call it an even 110?
Monica: What the hell is that dog doing here?! (She notices the dog sitting in the living room.)
Rachel: Oh yeah, scared the hell out of me. I thought wed lost you forever. Pheebs, you lie down?
Monica: What the hell are you doing?!
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face.)
Chandler: Who the hell is Carl?!