words in movies
Chandler: I stayed home from work today while you were at rehearsal so somebody could be here with our chick!
Chandler: If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
Ross: Okay. So well Ill umm, (To Rachel) Ill have her home by midnight.
Rachel: Why arent you home yet?!
Phoebe: No, its just that he got this new like home theater dealie, and he wants y'know, us to check it out.
Rachel: Well, is Ross home? Maybe Ill just call him to see if hes actually seen her.
Joey: God, its gonna so weird like when I come home and youre not here. Yknow? No more Joey and Chans. No more J and Cs. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandlers?" "Cant, its not there."
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Monica: I mean, youre the one theyre gonna come to when they wanna run away from home, and the one they talk to about sex.
Rachel: For every night that youre asleep before I get home from work...
Monica: Hey! Good, youre home!
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Chandler: All right, yknow what? Forget it, all of you forget it! Youve ruined it! Go home! Youve ruined it! Youve ruined it!
Chandler: How long have we been home?
Phoebe: Joseph Francis Tribbiani are you home yet?!!
Chandler: Well, so, play for the next 30 minutes and then write until he gets home.
Joey: Yeah? Really? No ones home?
Molly: (with Emma in a basinet) She's out, I'm gonna take her home.
Joey: Where are you going? The vicar wont be home for hours.
Ross: No, because she hasnt come home yet. And she hasnt been home all night! Shes obviously staying with that other guy, and Im the stupid moron who spent the whole night outside her apartment!
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
Ross: Oh, she isnt home.
Chandler: Hi, honey! Im home!
Phoebe: We can't leave now! There was this one baby, Haley, who was favourite to win and she got croup, so she had to stay home! This competition just blew wide open, folks!
Phoebe: And you... Your home is lovely.
Rachel: Welcome home.
(Rachel watches that and slowly backs out to head for home.)
Monica: Wait a minute, you stayed home all day and played Ms. Pac-Man while I went off to work like some kind of chump?!
Rachel: Oh God! Thank God youre home! Im watching Cujo.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Rachel: Look, I cannot do this right now, okay, Ive got a deadline, would you just go home, Ill talk to you later. (storms out)
Mindy: Well, ever since we announced the engagement, he's been acting really weird, and then last night, he came home smelling like Chanel.
[Chandler proceeds to point out Joeys errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat. Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]
Rachel: All right, Ill-Ill take it again when I get home.
Rachel: What about all the women you want to bring home?
Chandler: You went home with the waitress.
Chandler: (nervously) It was at the front door. When I got home. Somebody sent it to us.
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Chandler: Hi honey Im home.
Janice: Oh! Sid is still in his room. I don't allow porn at home so this is like a vacation for him. So did you do it? Did you make your deposit?
[Scene: It's an old home movie of the Geller's backyard, young Ross is dressed up as Bea, and pouring himself/herself some tea.]
Steve: Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?!
Monica: Okay, yknow what? Dont worry, okay? Well take care of it. Well call her. Just go home and get ready.
Mrs. Green: and all those dinosaur nick-knacks you have Ross, I thought they might be more at home in the garage.
Chandler: I am trying to open your eyes, my man! Don't you see, if you lived with Phoebe she's always gonna be there. You're gonna get home, she's there. You go to bed, she's there. You wake up and oh yes, she's there!
Monica: Really! (They hug and kiss) All right? Let's forget about this going home stuff and celebrate our anniversary. (She picks up his suitcase.) Okay, this is empty.
Monica: (to Ross) Honey, its not pushy, he gave her his home number.
Joey: Hey! Great, youre home! Guess what Phoebe got me for Christmas! (Starts drumming.)
Ross: (interrupting him) YeahNo-but-but-but-but! Were just gonna go home and take a shower. Now, thats not scary right?
Ross: All right! (Checking his watch) Yes!! From home to the hospital in under seven minutes! We did it!!
Everyone: Hi, welcome home!
Rachel: Oh thank god, if Phoebe�s going, can we please take Emma home?
[Scene: Chandler arrives home from work.]
Chandler: Hi honey I'm home!
Phoebe: Well, maybe he wouldnt be she didnt bring the office home every night!
Ross: Okay, well the ??? is not home.
MONICA: Welcome home.
JOEY: COME . . .� HOME.
JOEY: Dude, come home!
Monica: (naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I�ve missed you. join me in the bedroom?
CHANDLER: That's right.� You're husband's home.� So, now the sex can stop.
MONICA: (gasp) Chandler!� You're home!
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
Wendy: So, if you were home right now, what would you be doing?
Chandler: I sent them home.
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Chandler: You know what, everybody? Go home. You should be with your families. It's bad enough that we're working New Year's Eve.
Phoebe: No! Seven rats! I think we should take them home, we need feed them.
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Joey: Well, I didnt realize until I got home. I wasnt gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Yknow what? Im gonna go find that guys car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)
Phoebe: But, I mean, do you think hes gonna enjoy it when hes up to his elbows in the diapers from all the babies they have to have right away?! This is not fair to Frank, (she walks behind them again, and hey again turn to follow her) and it-its not fair to the babies, and y'know what, its not good home economics.
Ross: Yknow what I think it is? I think youve made such a nice home for her over the last nine months that she just doesnt want to leave.
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Joey: Hey, look who's here! It's Joey, and he brought home a friend.
[Scene: Chandler arrives home and Monica's got a video of Sharks ready for Chandler.]
Ross: Ok, I'll be home right after work. Ok, by Emma-Wemma-Demma, I love you - wovyou dovyou ...
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Dr. Long: Actually, theyre things you can do. Just some home remedies, but in my experience Ive found that some of them are quite effective.
Joey: No-no! I used to get paid for all kinds of medical stuff, remember? Lets see uh, well I dont want to donate sperm again. (To Ross) I really prefer doing that at the home office yknow? (Ross nods his head.) Ooh-ooh, maybe they want like some of my blood or-or spit or something, huh?
Zack: I'm gonna take off now. You're gonna let me go home, aren't you?
Joey: Chandler, I can't be playing games, Ross is gonna be home soon. And I have to write five whole pages if I'm gonna stick to his schedule.
Rachel: I know, that old lady at the end was ready to take you home.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is eating the picnic as Rachel comes home from work.]
Mike: You don't have to go home tonight, do you?
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Phoebe: Ok, we're taking that paddle home, mister.
Chandler: I mean, you have a lovely home.
Chandler: Did I not tell *anyone* about New Year's Eve? -- Alright, look, go! Go home, okay? Merry Christmas! Go.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is for the best, thus I�m not distracted, worrying about Emma, how she�s doing at home and I�m being completely here with you and, oh, she spit up!
Monica: Hey, we're probably fertile, let's go home!
Mike: Me too. (He leaves. A few moments later, he enters again.) You know what? I just realised something. I don't wanna go home.
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Joey: It's a... It's a "welcome home" sign for the baby.