words in movies
Liam: (puts his arm around her) Well, actually the last time you and I saw each other was that morning.
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last. Ross and Chandler hurtle in. Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms. They dash up to the admissions desk. Ross is frantic.]
Rachel: Patrick and I had such a great time last night! I mean I think this could maybe turn into something serious.
Rachel: Last night! I just felt it and I went into Joeys room and he was sleeping
Joey: Well, there were a couple of calls last night, but ah, I dont think any of them are gonna work out.
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
MNCA: Especially the after taste, you know, I'll tell ya, that'll last ya till Christmas.
ROB: That's not a good idea, that's kinda the reason the last guy got fired.
Phoebe: This is so typical. I'm always the last one to know everything.
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
Rachel: (to Gunther) Ill take a coffee. (To Ross) So how was your big date last night?
Phoebe: Tiger! (Joey moves his hand in an attempt to do the chord, in fact he does it with each name.) Dragon! Iceberg!! (He fails.) Joseph, did you even study at all last night?
RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.
Ross: I had a dream last night where I was playing football with my kid.
Charlie: You know... I feel so bad! I haven't seen you this whole trip and (pauses) especially last night...
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Chandler: They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.
Joey: Alright, when'd'ya have it on last?
Ross: Mmm. (They both reach for the last cookie) Oh, no-
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Phoebe: Sorry Frank, I'm kinda in the middle of the last favor you asked me to do.
Chandler: Hey! Everybody at work loved you last night!
Phoebe: Well, that’s what I said, but it turns out, Mike was planning on proposing to me that same way last night!
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Chandler: Calm down? Calm down? You set me up with the woman that I've dumped twice in the last five months!
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
Phoebe: Hey! So you guys have anything planned for the big last night?
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Joey: (examining it) Ohh, a hunk of sandwich from last year. (Monica drops the sandwich)
JOEY: Alright, well next time you take a shower, think about the last thing I wash and the first thing you wash.
Rachel: And here we have the last of Paulo's grappa.
Chandler: Hey, y'know what you should do? You should take her back to the 1890's, when that phrase was last used.
MICH: No, no, I am, but only because for the last hour and a half I've been playing the movie Diner in my head.
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe Sr.: Sorry. But just one last thing. Y'know you came looking for family. Im family, Im it. Now, now Im done. (starts to leave)
Chandler: Are we gonna talk about what you guys did last night? Or
Second Message: "Listen, oh... it turns I got the last spot. I'm really sorry man, it was a lot of fun working with you. Give me a call if you want."
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Phoebe: How long did you think this barbecue was gonna last?
CAROL: Uhh, we know, he already did it last week.
Chandler: So what the hell happened to you in China? I mean, when last we left you, you were totally in love with, you know.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam]
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, Im gonna stay. Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Ross: Yeahno, just that last song.
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.