words in movies
Chandler: Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
Ross: Okay. (Throws off the last cushion.)
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
(They pick up the couch and after throwing off the last pillow; Rachel helps out on Chandler's end.)
Gary: Well you're fingerprints were all over my badge so I just ran it through the computer and this was listed as your last known address so I just checked it out.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam]
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Joey: Okay, the last thing
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
PHOEBE: Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
[Flashback scene from last week, Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there.]
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, Im gonna stay. Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Ross: Yeahno, just that last song.
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Joey: But then who? The waitress I went out with last month? (gives her a meaningful look)
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Ross: Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
Chandler: I saw you checking me out during the game last night.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Roy: Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is so weird. I mean, you never know when it's gonna be your last dance. And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.
Joey: Remember what happened the last time I did an interview for them? I said I write a lot of my own lines, and then the writers got mad and made my character fall down the elevator shaft. So who knows what I might say this time.
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all...stop lastin'. Listen, uh, what do you say I buy you that cup of coffee now?
Ross: Yeah, yeah, I was watching. (The instructor just nods and walks away.) Umm, hey, a couple of questions though. Umm, about that-that-that last move where the woman tripped you and then pinned you to the floor, what-what-what-what would you do next?
Ross: So uh, Emily called last night
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
Chandler: Well, Kathys last boyfriend was Joey.
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Chandler: Yeah, well, good luck trying to top the last one.
Monica: Now, this is last minute so I want to apologize for the mess. Okay?
Ross: Um-hmm! Doesnt that sound delicious at the last minute?
Joey: Oh, all blank, and no blank, makes blank a blank blank. Oh no-no-no, no, the end when Jack almost kills them all with that blank, but then at last second they get away. Aww!