words in movies
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
Cassie: (hugs him) Its been so long! Last time I saw you, you were setting up your tent in line to see Return of the Jedi.
Cassie: I guess the last time we really hung out was when our parents rented that beach house together.
Woman: Im very interested to find out whos been doing her taxes these last four years.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
RACH: Hey Phoebs, how'd it go with Scott last night?
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
PHOE: Hey, oh, so, um...how'd you make out last night?
MNCA: Wait a minute. I thought last night was great.
Rachel: After our date last night, did you feel a little weird?
Joey: Hey! Well I hope it goes better than the last time you did it for that girl downstairs, remember? (Phoebe glares at him.)
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Joey: Have a seat. (Mike sits on his bed, and Joey towers over him. He starts talking in an Italian godfather-type voice) Last night, I tried to welcome you into my family... and instead, you disrespect me... (shakes his head) I cannot allow this.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
Ross: Im sorry, its just one of my last nights together before she leaves for campto be a counselor!
Phoebe: Okay do youOkay, do you have a search warrant? Because the last time I checked this was still America!
Rachel: Oh no, Im sorry, you look a lot different from the last time I-I saw you.
Monica: Thats a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!
Monica: Hi. About last night... I know you are under a lot of stress and even though the things you said hurt me a little bit... My point is, uh, well, I'm willing to take my job back.
Jack: Last winter I went up on a church lawn and drove right through a manger scene. The papers thought it was a hate crime.
GRANDMOTHER: Last I heard, he was a pharmacist somewhere upstate.
Ross: Oh-oh, Rach! I was just messin around! (Shes stunned) Like you did last night when I had to pee?
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
RACHEL: Ok, so uh, who wants the last hamburger?
[Scene: Back in the restraunt. Rachel pours the last of the champange bottle in her glass.]
Mike: (Ross opens the door) You know I'm trying to think of the last time I opened a door and you weren't there, Phoebe are you ok? (She has her hands over her mouth)
Chandler: Well! We er..climbed up four flights of stairs, manueveored a narrow hallway, dodged a rabid pitbul... but these last three feet are where it gets really tricky.
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
Rachel: (to Monica) I still can't believe you invited Gavin. Allright, he is the last person I want to see.
[Scene: Monica's party. She is seeing off the last of the guests.]
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Chandler: Last time I do that, I promise.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
CHANDLER: That's what's weird? Joey, the man's been captain of a cereal for the last 40 years.
Monica: Joey, take your time with that. That's my last batch.
Ross: You can have the last piece, if you want.
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
CHANDLER: Your last roommate's kidney?
Phoebe: I got no sleep last night!
Monica: He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Chandler: Hey, you have nothing but talk about her for the last 48 hours! If you were in a school yard youd be pulling her pigtails and pushing her down now!
Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.
Janice: Oh my God. You listen to me, Chandler, you listen to me. One of these times is just gonna be your last chance with me. (She runs off)
Phoebe: Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Rachel: Well thats his last name.
DR. REMORE: I'm sorry Amber. It's just like Brad to have to have the last word.
Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)
Monica: Is this the one that I threw out last year?
Chandler: Oh! Some guy. Some guy. 'Hey Jill, I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Monica: Ross, Rachel promised it would be over by now. We seriously have to go, if we want to get to Vermont. I called them and the last train leaves in a half hour.
Chandler: I Think last night was great. You know, the Karaoke thing. Tracy and I doing Ebony and Ivory.
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
Ross: (looking at the page) 717? (to Carol) Wheres 717? (He gets up to return the page, Carol starts to take the last of the food into the kitchen, but Ross grabs the last piece.) Hey, youve have more of these for Susan right?
Rachel: Somebody got in late last night.
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father. Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is finishing off the last of the jam]
Joey: Yeah, you shoulda been there last night.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, right, OK... inlcuding the waffles last week, you now owe me... 17 jillion dollars.
Ross: Thats what you said last night.
Rachel: Monica, last Saturday night, what happened on Walker: Texas Ranger?
Chandler: Oh come on man! At least let me finish this last one.
Erica: Yeah. It's a sonogram they took of the baby last week. I thought you might want to see it. (gives it to Monica, who looks at it for a long time, and then shows it to Chandler)
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
[cut to a montage of scenes involving Bonnie, Ross, and Rachel from the last episode.]
Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, Im going to be out there spreading joy to the people. I mean, last year, I spread a little joy but not really enough. So this year, Im going to do the whole city.
Monica: It was soo amazing, he is so sexy, and smart, which makes him even sexier. Oh gosh, I gotta so you this. Last night, we were fooling around and he stops to write a poem.
Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
PHOEBE: Ooh-oh! Someone's wearing the same clothes they had on last night. Someone get a little action?
Joey: Okay, the last thing
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Monica: Wait a minute! (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat bar!
Chandler: Well, we used theres up last night making scary faces.
Chandler: Janice! There you are! There you are! I had to have one last kiss, and also-also you said that you were going to leave right after I got on the plane!
CHANDLER: Yes. She was smart, she was pretty, and she honestly cared about me. Janice is my last chance to have somebody.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. The scene starts where we took off in the last episode with Ross seeing Joey and Rachel kissing. Rosss tares at them.]
Ross: Aw, yknow Yknow, maybe were-were just approaching this all wrong. If youre Chandler and-and you wanna hide, where is the last place on Earth people would think youd go?
[cut to Phoebe Sr.s house, from the last episode]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving her last cup of coffee.]
Monica: So? How did it go with Joshua last night?
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
[Flashback scene from last week, Monica and Chandler's kitchen, Rachel, Ross, Monica and Chandler are there.]
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Ross: Oh, is it? Is it? Look, when Monica and I were kids, we had a dog named Rover. And, uh, one day, my dad decides, he doesn't like dogs. So Monica and her friend Phyllis take away the dog. And that was the last time we ever saw him. Don't you see? This is just like that. Only with a few details changed.
Rachel: Well Thats yknowThatsWeve been alone for the last twenty minutes were doing okay. Besides yknow what? I-IMaybe we wont be alone, cause lately I-Ithings have been happening between me and Ross, yknow? Right before I went into labor, we-we had this kiss. Yknow? So it might be the the beginning of something.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Phoebe: Y'know what, I can stay, Im gonna stay. Cause the last time I went skiing I was to afraid to jump off the chair lift, I just went around and around.
Joey: (To Mr. Treeger) So you ah, ready for our last practice?
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Monica: No! No, no... wait! We didn't lose. (turns to Chandler) The rules clearly stated that the last one to cross the finish line was the loser. Well, our dog never crossed the finish line, so technically...
Ross: Yeahno, just that last song.
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Chandler: When was the last time you saw her wear it?
Mrs. Lynch: Joanna passed away last night.
Ross: How could you not get it? You were Santa last year.
Joey: But then who? The waitress I went out with last month? (gives her a meaningful look)
Ross: Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.
Monica: (to Phoebe) You know it's funny, the last time Paulo was here, my hair was so much shorter and cuter.
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
Joshua: So, these will match the jacket you picked out for me last week?