words in movies
Ross: Something couldve happened. All right? She-she really dug my slides. And-and she was definitely giving me the vibe.
Rachel: Right. Was it the, "Please dont show me another picture of a trilobite vibe?"
Ross: Anyway, if she, if she wasnt in to me, why-why would she ask me out again?
Rachel: Okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay-okay! I got it! I got it! I got it! I cant! I cant! I cant! I cannot go with you and my sister thing. Okay? I just cant. Its just too weird, all right? I imagine the two of you together and I freak out. It freaks me out. I cant do it! I cant do it.
Rachel: No-no-no! No-no-no! Please Ross, I cant! I cant do it! (Starts to freak out.) Its just gonna freak me out!!!
Ross: You want me to call her right now?
Phoebe: (crying) Yeah me too.
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Chandler: Oh, thats Parents Day, first grade. Thats me with the janitor Martin.
The Fan: Excuse me.
Joey: (to the fan) So, you saw me on Days Of Our Lives huh? Want me to, want me to do a little Dr. Drake Remoray for ya?
Jill: Youll never believe what just happened, Ross just totally blew me off and he didnt even tell me why!
Jill: Yknow, thanks for trying to cheer me up, but Im not gonna date some random guy from your work.
Jill: You dont want him, but you dont want me to have him?
Jill: Ugh! I cannot believe you did this too me! You had me doubting how smart I was! (Gasps) You had me doubting my fashion sense!
Jill: Hey! You have no right to tell me what to do.
Jill: Why are you so jealous of me?
Rachel: Jill this is not about me being jealous of you! This is about you being a brat! Wanting what you cant have!
Jill: Cant have?! Excuse me, the only thing I cant have is dairy! (Starts to storm out.)
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I figured a shot yknow? Maybe one of those stories would make me cry and then you wouldnt think I was yknow, all dead inside.
Chandler: Oh that makes me feel so warm in my hollow tin chest.
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Monica: And-and-and if I die, from a long illness. And youre writing out my eulogy and you open a desk drawer and you find a note from me that says, "I will always be with you," and you still cant shed one tiny tear, I know youll be crying a river inside.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Jill: But you know what might really cheer me up?
Jill: Totally, I love them! And, maybe you could finish telling me about all the different kinds of sand.
Rachel: Ross! I think she is trying to make something happen with you to get back at me!
Rachel: Ross, I am telling you that she is using you to get back at me!
Ross: Yknow what? I think I can take care of myself, Ill talk to you later. Good-bye. (Hangs up the phone and turns to find Jill sitting really close to him.) Whoa! Uh, that was your sister actually. She-she thinks that youre just using me.
Phoebe: Yeah. (She notices some guy putting a coat on his girlfriend is trying to remember where hes seen her before.) (To him) Youre trying to figure out where you know me from? All right, Ill give you a hint. From porn! Okay? (He tries to rush his girlfriend out.) Yeah your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie! (To Joey) See?
Ross: Umm, she kissed me.
Ross: Let me finish, okay? She started kissing me and-and I didnt stop it. I guess I-I just wasnt thinking
Rachel: Yeah thats right you werent thinking! Yknow what? Let me give you something to think about! (She pulls up her sleeves and steps towards him.)
Rachel: Oh, well thank you for taking your tongue out of my sisters mouth long enough to tell me that.
Ross: Look I-I realize if anything were to happen with me and Jill then nothing could ever happen with us!
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Ross: Well each tell you how we came up with the joke and then you decide which one of us is telling the truthme.
Rachel: Well, so then what are you doing to me? Okay? Just get out of here! All right? Move on!
The Teacher: Excuse me. Can, can I help you with something?
Phoebe: Ah! Okay so that would make me Susan.
Bobby: Yeah, he took the other one off and hit me with it.
Chandler: No way! If anything youve gotta let me win! My wife thinks Im a wimp!
Chandler: I know, I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me. You have to let me in.
Tim: Whoops. Sorry. (Looking at it, like a newscaster) This just in. (Phoebe fake laughs.) Oh, its 9-1-1 from the restaurant, that means Monica needs me right away. (Starts to leave.)
Dina: Excuse me?
Rachel: Oh excuse me! Am I ruining my life?
Ross: Youre gonna love me so much. I got Sting tickets!! (Holds up two.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Chandler: Okay, so now do you believe that she's attracted to me?
Rachel: (returning) Okay, remember uh, remember how you told me that your grandmother put up that wall to make that into two bedrooms?
Phoebe: Oh, hi Chandler. It's Phoebe. Uhm... I know that Monica is working today so...(back to Central Perk) ...I was wondering if you want to come to the movies with me and Rachel.
Rachel: Well would you like me to lie down on the table?
Rachel: Okay, even this is turning me on!
Rachel: Uh Ross? You asked me that.
Doug: Whats going on Bing? Does uh, your wife have a problem with me or something?
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Ross: Oh see, before you uh, when you showed it to me you-you held it that way (he turns her hand upside down) which uh, which was misleading. Well Im (He goes at sits down at his new table and the kids stare at him.) Hello.
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Rachel: Oh, really, really good. But enough about me, come on! Where-where are you from? What do you do?
Monica: Here, let me make the milk, Im up anyway.
Phoebe: Yeah, and it really freaked me out! And after a while I even tried to hurt you and it just spurred you on.
Ross: Okay, okay, so we're in the car. Right? And bang! A shot was fired. And Joey with no regard for his own safety throws himself on me!
Chandler: Yeah, we talked and Monica made me see that I over reacted a little bit and some things in life are more important.
Joey: Alright, so so tell me one of your moves.
Rachel: I knew it! I knew it. Come on tell me your moves.
Rachel: And now youre watching me walk away.
Rachel: Thank you! And now if youll excuse me, I have to go to the rest room.
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Chandler: Hey! I will have you know that... aah, who am I kidding. Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me.
Ross: Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Joey: Oh my God! You did too? It totally freaked me out, what was that?!
Rachel: Oh, please tell me its not because Im going with Mark.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
Phoebe: Dont touch me!!
Rachel: Oh. Do you want to watch the rest of the movie with me?
Chandler: Yknow what would really help me through this tough time is choking something. Can I choke ya?
Monica: Wait, you like them with me.
Ross: Really? Me too!
Phoebe: Me too!
Monica: Or, it could mean that-that you saw Chandler and me together and we y'know were being close and stuff and then you just want to have that with someone too.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Ross: No, no, no, no! Dont tell me! I dont want to know!
Rachel: Okay, but Ross just listen to me
Monica: (congested) Ugh, they sent me home. They said I cant work if Im sick.
Phoebe: Then its really too bad that you cant tell me.
Phoebe: Yeah thats Rachel. (To herself) Beat me over the head with it.
Monica: Remember that guy that gave me a bad review? Well (Feeds him a spoonful of what shes cooking.) Im getting my revenge!
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Phoebe: Well, you were wrong, he doesnt like me!
The Woman: (exasperatedly) Yes! Yes! Please, just give it to me!
Phoebe: Okay. Do you guys want me to play for you?
Phoebe: You told me you hate massages!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Ross: (tries to snatch it from the kid) GIVE ME MY PUCK!! (but it files out of his grasp and knocks out the receptionist)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) Its locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
Monica: Oh my God, me too! Oh! Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law! Y'know what the best part is? The best part is that you already know everything about him! I mean, it's like starting on the fifteenth date!
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Ross: she came and dragged me out of the labor room to ask me why Im not with Rachel.
Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it shouldve been me. Im the dad.
Joey: (To Rachel) Its like me when I was born.
Rachel: Are you asking me to move out? Do you not want me here?
Phoebe-Estelle: Don’t take that tone with me. Who you think you are? Alan Lemond, the first black man to fly solo across the Atlantic?
Rachel: But Ross, its you and me!
Phoebe: Is it me, or is veto starting to sound really good?
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
Joey: And Rachel. I would've told you but they made me promise not to tell!
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Joey: Ooh, its probably a residual check, hey can you open it for me, Im kinda .
EDDIE: Naah, I crapped out, but Mr. 21 over here he cleans up, 300 bucks, check it out he buys me these new shoes, sweet huh?
Ross: Come on, Im your older brother, ask me!
Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
Chandler: (pointing at the video) Why did you get me this?
Chandler: I thought maybe you got me porn for Valentines Day.
Monica: Oh! Oh, my God! No wonder my mother hates me!
Monica: Dont touch me!
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Joey: Youre right. (Mouths, "I know youll show me, right?)
Joey: Yeah, sure. Go ahead. (pause) Oh, me, right!
Ross: That was me.
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Phoebe: ( in a soothing voice) Relax every muscle in your body. Listen to the plinky-plunky music. Okay, now close you eyes, and think of a happy place. Okay, tell me your happy place.
Ross: Hey, hey, its me. Why cant you tell me?
Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.
Monica: All right, youre telling me you can eat an entire turkey in just one sitting?
Dina: I I dont care about fashion! Im pregnant! And I know you are too, so you gotta help me!
Chandler: Can I just say how much I appreciate you coming with me. When we get to Tulsa I'm taking you for a great dinner at 'Slim Pickings'. 'So Cheesy'? 'Whole Hog'? It's going to be tough to keep Kosher in Tulsa.
Chandler: Phoebe and Rachel! So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you, Phoebe and Rachel, Heldi, and apparently some band called Starlight Magic 7 who are available by the way!
Don: Youre kidding me!
Joey: Oh what then? Kick me?
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Bitsy: E-e-excuse me?
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Don: Excuse me?