words in movies
Julie: (To Rachel) Oh, you're losin' your apron here, let me get it. There you go. (Ties it back up for her)
Julie: Oh, listen you guys. I have this friend at Bloomingdale's who's quitting tomorrow and he wants to abuse his discount. So, anyone want to come with me and take advantage of it?
Ross: (to Monica) So, uh, Jules tells me you guys are going shopping tomorrow?
Ross: It's a big deal to me. This is great, Monica. I really appreciate this.
Annabelle: Nobody knows his name. Me and the girls just call him the Hombre man.
Monica: Phoebe, listen. You were with me, and we were shopping all day.
Ross: My mommies love me. That's clever.
Monica: Just out. Had some lunch, just me, little quality time with me. Thanks for your jacket.
Monica: Honey, wait. We only did it once. It didn't mean anything to me.
Joey: (sitting on the otherside of the counter from Chandler) Gimme a box a juice. Well, they switched me over to Hombre.
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Phoebe: You guys, um I know that this really doesn't have anything to do with me, but um I love you guys too. (Joins in on the hug.) Oh, I really needed that. (Goes and sits down.)
Monica: Look, I know that you're in a place right now where you really need to hate Julie's guts, but she didn't do anything wrong. I mean, she was just a girl who met a guy, and now they go out. I really think that if you gave her a chance, you'd like her. Would you just give that a chance, for me?
Customer: You idiot, you stupid cowboy, you blinded me, I'm suing!
Rachel: Really? Me?
Julie: Yes. Oh my god, are you kidding? Ross is so crazy about you, and I really wanted you to like me, and, it's probably me being totally paranoid, but I kinda got the feeling that maybe you don't.
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Rachel: Okay, let me just get a cup of coffee.
Monica: All right, then show me some manly moves.
Phoebe: Of course you can take a couple days off work because this trip includes me!
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Mischa: (to Monica) Oh, hes unbelievable. I mean for the first time in three years somebody wants to actually want to talk to me, but do you think he would let me enjoy that, no!! (to Sergei) You silly diplomat, why dont you learn some English, Sergei?
Chandler: That sounds good. I'll call you- or you call me, whatever...
Ross: Oh, no-no-no dont you worry about me falling asleep. I still have your letter!!!
Rachel: God, the first time he smiled at me... those three seconds were more exciting than three weeks in Bermuda with Barry.
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, you could dance real good with her, shes the same size as me.
Chandler: Oh yeah, me too, she's so cool and pretty.
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Chandler: Look, you have to help me! Okay? I mean, I know what to do with a woman, yknow, I know where everything goes, its always nice. But I need to know what makes it go from nice to, "My God! Somebodys killing her in there!"
Ross: Excuse me.
Rachel: (sighs) If I said I was, would you judge me?
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Chandler: You got me.
Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."
Joey: What's the big deal? You just say what you want to do to her. Or what you want her to do to you. Or what you think other people might be doing to each other. I'll tell you what. Just try something on me.
Rachel: Because he's stealing from me!
Chandler: And you're thinking of taking it? (Pause) So before you said being me with me was more important than any job, but I guess now it's old job, (Raises his hand) me, (Raises his hand) new job.
Rachel: (on phone) Excuse me. (covers up phone; to Ross) It's about the job.
Gunther: I don't know if you heard about what happened between me and Phoebe the other day_
Phoebe: Yeah, okay, listen, umm, Mom, I hope you know you still mean a lot to me. And youre welcome to come back anytime.
Phoebe: Gunther, kiss me.
Chandler: I walk into a room and he wont even talk to me, he just mumbles something in Italian. And I know he only knows the bad words.
Rick: Would you mind spending some time on my siadic area, its been killing me today.
Mr. Treeger:: You want me to kick you guys out instead?
Dina: Look, Rachels told me how much easier youve made all this on her. Why cant you do that for me?
Chandler: Oh yeah? (He grabs the pad and starts reading it.) Joshua, give me a call sometime, guys like you (Pause) never go out of stylewhat did you throw away?
Monica: Ohh! Umm, Phoebe, I kinda need to talk to you about that. (Rachel excuses herself) Umm, well I-I-I think it might be time for me to take a step back from catering.
Chandler: I cannot believe you didnt pick me.
Cheryl: It's me!
Elizabeth: (checks her grade) Oh, yknow what? Forget it, you already gave me an A.
Ross: Fine by me; hope she wins.
Chandler: Okay! Okay! Let me try it again, youre gonna wanna date this next guy, I swear!
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
Monica: Hi. Uh, you... you don't know me, I'm Monica Geller... Ross's sister.
Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.
Chandler: (suppressing a smile) What I do do is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.
Rachel: Okay look, let me paint you a little picture. (She sits down next to him.) All right, you are settin sail up the Hudson! Youve got the wind in your h(sees that hes bald)arms! You-you get all that peace and quiet that youve always wanted! You get back to nature! You can go fishin! You canooh, you can get one of those little hats and have people call you captain, and then when youre old, Cappy.
Ross: (on the phone) Goodnight sweetheart! I love you. And remember, you're daddy's little girl... (covering the phone, to Rachel) Phoebe's totally ruined that for me... (he passes the receiver to Rachel)
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Monica: No! Steady as a rock! Now, are you with me.
Rachel: Anastassakis/Papasifakis wedding, excellent! {Its a good thing Jennifer Aniston is Greek, because she had to pronounce those names. Luckily for me, they were written on a sign.}(The happy couple emerges.) Congratulations. (To the best man and maid of honor) Mazel Tov! (The rabbi emerges.) Hi! Oh, great hat. (Hes wearing an interesting hat and she takes him over to talk.) Listen umm, I need you to perform another wedding. Can you do that?
Rachel: Nooo! Its not okay! I cant believe you would want to after what he did to me!
Rachel: What? You wanna see me self-defend myself?! Go over there (points) and pretend youre a sexual predator! Go on! I dare ya!!
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
Joey: Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.
Joey: Yeah, she broke up with me.
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Chandler: Its me. Im the other guy.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Monica: Uh, no. Loosely translated 'We should do this again' means 'You will never see me naked'.
Phoebe: Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Ross: Oh, thanks, thanks. So Monica tells me that uh, you dont want to play anymore because me and y'know my talent. Is that true?
Phoebe: Open it up, let me see.
Ross: The one that always stares at me when I come in?
Rachel: All right! Ross, do you think its easy for me to see you with somebody else?
JOEY: It was unbelievable! I walked in there and she was all over me.
Ross: Yeah, well maybe Phoebe will switch with me.
Ross: Oh, who? Me?
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Joey: Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus...
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Monica: Me going out with Richards son.
Chandler: Yknow you, really didnt have to take me to the airport.
Chandler: Tell me it's "you and me" we.
Ross: You do appear right on the cusp of something. Come on man, I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two, but for now can you please just do this for me?
Rachel: Ross, can you pass me the yams?
Joey: That doesnt sound like thinking to me!
Frank Jr.: Oh, I think you're right. Oh, wow. Phoebe, I don't think I can give one of them up. I mean, you know, they drive me crazy, but they're my babies.
ROSS: Well, ya know, someone should have called me.
Joey: Hey, don't look at me. This is Ross's thing.
MR. GELLER: C'mon Rich, it's my birthday, let me live vicariously.
Ross: Hello. (He throws his jacket towards the coat rack and misses.) Im sorry Im a little late. Ah(Checks his watch)Whoa! A lot late. Let me start by uh, by introducing myself, I am Professor Geller. (The bell rings.) So to sum up, Im Professor Geller. Good job today.
Joey: Loud and clear! (Mouths, "Youll show me," and nods.)
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
Ross: (to Monica): Could you take it to Carol's every now and then, and show it to Ben, just so he doesn't forget me?
Charlie: Actually, you know, Joey is your friend, and you don't really know me that well; it would be weird.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
Joey: See look, women, carrying the bag. (He puts it on his shoulder and looks at himself in the mirror and likes what he sees.) But it is odd how a women's purse looks good on me, a man.
Monica: Oh! Do you need me to go with you?
Ross: No, Mike, no, no. You wanna pick me, I mean... watch! (he mimics the groommens way of walking down the aisle with a bridesmaid) Huh?
Sophie: Shes not making me uncomfortable.
Rachel: Do you want me to quit?
ROSS: It's just, it's, it's me. You, you know I've only been with one woman my whole life and she turned out to be a lesbian. So now I've got myself all psyched out, you know, and it's become, like this, this thing and I. . . Well, you just must think I'm weird.
Joanna: Just a little gag gift somebody gave me. (Shes holding a pair of handcuffs) Put your hands together.
Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?
Ross: Yeah, me too.
Chandler: Actually, me too.
Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Phoebe Sr.: I know. Im mad at me too.
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: Let me tell you about this chick I scored with last night! Oh no wait a minute that was you!
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
Chandler: But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving and devoted and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right... I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I... It kills me that I can't give her a baby... I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I'll learn how to be a good dad. But my wife... she's already there. She's a mother... without a baby... Please?
Pete: Well let me ask you a question. Am I the Ultimate Fighting Champion?
Joey: Hey, Mon! Im not doing anything, why dont you fire me?