words in movies
MONICA: Give it to me.
MONICA: Give it to me.
MONICA: Alright, you see these little flower blossoms? They should be facing up, not down, because, well, the head of the bed is where the sun would be. You don't love me any more do you.
PHOEBE: 'Cause my, my grandmother's never had chicken pox. Please, please tell me you have, 'cause oh my God, I forgot how cute you are.
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
RYAN: You're scratching. Give me the dice.
RYAN: Give me the dice.
RYAN: Oh God help me.
PHOEBE: Now do me, do my back. Oh come on, harder.
MONICA: Exactly. Oh, I love that I can be totally neurotic around you now. Tell me the truth. Don't you like it better now that everything on your desk is perpendicular?
RICHARD: No come on. Come on tell me.
MONICA: Alright, well tell me one of yours.
CHANDLER: Why? Wh- wh- why is Mr. Douglas looking for me?
JOEY: Ahh. What the hell are you doing to me man.
CHANDLER: Oh well it's not me, it's my character, Chandy. Yeah the rogue processor who seduces his co-worker's wives for sport and then laughs about it the next day at the water cooler. In fact, I have her panties right there in my drawer.
Joey: I couldn't. He was saying all these really nice things about me. I didn't want him to get mad and take 'em all back. I'm on a edge on Chandler.
CHANDLER: You want me to wear your panties?
Chandler: Y'know what, we should all calm down because your brothers not going to punch me. (to Joey) Are ya?
Ticket Agent: Oh, let me see what I can do. (Checks the computer) There are some first class seats available.
MONICA: You sold me out.
SUSIE: Excuse me.
Ross: Well, you can't know where I am all the time. Look, this marriage is never gonna work if you don't trust me.
RACHEL: Oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Pete: Im fine! Id fight tonight, if theyd let me. (stands up and starts swinging his arms) See this circle Im marking off here? This is my zone of terror.
Rachel: Absolutely! Absolutely. I d... it’s just a little weird, it’s you, and it’s me, it's just gonna take some getting used to.
Phoebe: Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
MONICA: Did you just flick me?
Ross: Yknow this is actually not a great time for me.
Phoebe: Before I start, I just wanna say that umm, I have a cold, so if I sneeze in the middle of song, it's not on purpose. Oh, except the last verse of Pepper People. (Starts to sing) Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? (Stops singing) This chick sounds good. (Singing) Smelly cat, smelly--(stops singing) Hey Gunther, be a good little boy and bring me a whiskey.
CHANDLER: I was not trying them out, Susie asked me to wear them.
JOEY: Well, let me see.
Phoebe: Okay. So, this wire is connected to this wire which plugs into here. (She points at each as she says it.) Okay so, to get the beeping to stop all I have to do (She picks up a shoe and proceeds to pummel the smoke detector. She then gets up and heads to bed, stops, quickly turns around, and is satisfied that the beeping has stopped.) Well done, Pheebs. (She resumes her trek to bed, but is stopped at the entrance to the hallway by the now steady and extremely loud tone emanating from the smoke detector.) (Yelling.) What do you want from me?!!!!!!!
Rachel: Yes, you didOh my God you didnt! (Screams) Well then why didnt you tell me that before?!
Monica: Is it me? Is it like I have some sort of beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?
Joey: Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!
Rachel: Hey, I was doin' great before I found out about you. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie?
Phoebe: (coming over after returning the musket) Wait a minute, no, this is, this is the reason you brought me. Okay? I know how to haggle. So let me handle this from here on out.
JOEY: Somebody wanna help me out here?
Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
MONICA: Because they made me.
RACHEL: Alright, I feel that this is totally unjustified. [Monica starts making faces behind her back] She gave me the green light, I did nothing but-. Do you think I can't see you in the TV set?
MONICA: Hey, you got me, put it in.
JANITOR: Meet me in the nocturnal house in 15 minutes.
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in 'cause I got this message from you and I didn't know if it was old or new or what. So, I'm just checkin'. So let me know, or don't, whatever. I'm breezy."
PHOEBE: Me too. [leaves]
Joey: You guys, this is Shelley, shes interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest, and Shelley, this are my friends
Chandler: Youd think that would embarrass me, but you see Im maxed out.
Jake: Yeah that would be great! Let me make sure Im not doing anything Tuesday. (He bends over to open his bag, when he does so his pants slide down his butt revealing a pink lace secret.)
MONICA: Yes but my mom got me this job.
CHANDLER: Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?
Rachel: Shhh don't say that loud, Gunther's gonna want to hug me.
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
Phoebe: I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.
JADE: Hi, it's me. Listen, Bob. I'm probably way out of line here. I mean, It has been 3 years, and you're probably seeing someone else now, but if we could just have one night together, just for old time's sake, one hot, steamy, wild night...
Phoebe: Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. "je".
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Monica: Well you let me know if you can, because yknow I can bake a pie to cover it.
ROSS: Come on, tell me.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Monica: I'm sorry, why is this girl going to call me?
Ross: Yeeeeeep Yep-yep-yep-yep-yep. I remember when she took out on her dads boat she wouldnt let me help at all.
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's the last you're gonna hear from us!
Chandler: It's gonna be okay, right? I mean she's not gonna leave me? This is, this is fixable.
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
SUSIE: Meet me in the bathroom. [she leaves for the bathroom]
ROSS: Are you trying to get me to bribe you?
MONICA: Dr. Burke, it, it's me.
Ross: Fine! Thank you for warning me. At breakfast Ill be on full alert for room painting and sex weapons.
CHANDLER: Fine with me.
Excuse me, excuse me! Yeah, noisy boys! (They stop talking and look up) Is it something that you would like to share with the entire group?
Ross: Because she's just going to shoot me down. You guys saw what happened with Gunther. That did not look like fun.
RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
CHANDLER: Yeah me too.
RACHEL: Phoebe, how would you do this to me? This was all your idea.
MONICA: Oh. Well did you get it? Let me see.
Realtor: Take as long as you want. Just let me know when you're through. (she leaves the room)
CHANDLER: Alright, one of you give me your underpants.
Chandler: Well, gosh. That makes me feel so special and good.
MONICA: Joey, promise me something.
MONICA: Never call me from that phone.
Rachel: Uh, he took the SAT's for me.
RACH: Yeah, Monica's settin' me up.
Rachel: Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.
Joey: Look, come on you guys, you said you were gonna try! All right look, I came over here to invite you guys to a movie with me and Janine.
Rachel: Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
ROSS: Did you see me write one down?
MONICA: Give me that.
MONICA: Bite me.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
ROSS: You hated me when we were kids?
Ross: Yeah, pants, what, what an idea. Or better yet, um, how 'bout you go without any pants. Look, I don't know what you're trying to do to me, but just get your butt in there and pick out any shoes that fit your feet, okay. No, no I don't care if they match. I don't care if they make your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Okay.
Phoebe: Oh, you are so going to Minsk. You belong in Minsk. You can't stay here just 'cause of me.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
Monica: (answers the phone) Hello? (Listens.) (To Phoebe) It's Joey. (Phoebe's proud of herself.) (To Joey) I'm so glad you called! Chandler told me what happened. Y'know he's really upset about it.
JOEY: It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of our Lives. And then I started thinkin' about all of u, and how these are the days of our lives..
David: Okay, what the hell, what the hell. (Sweeps the remaining papers off the desk and grabs Phoebe) You want me to actually throw you or you-you wanna just hop?
Phoebe: (interrupting him) No listen to me! She is crazy!
ROSS: Tell me about it. So what, what's your magic number?
Joey: Yeah, sorry, the swallowing slowed me down.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
ROSS: [holding cream pitcher] Oh, darnit, we're all out of milk. [holds pitcher in front of Chandler's chest and flips the lid] Hey Chandler, would you fill me up here?
Chandler: Oh no..don't thank me. Thank you. You know there's not one thing I would change about you? Not one single thing! And definitely not... two... single things.
Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one.
Ross: Look, Carol never threw me out of a room before you came along.
Monica: Ethan, focus. How could you not tell me?
JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.